Bobby Flay Had Sex With January Jones On The Reg, According To Wife

Back in 2010, January Jones pulled a hit-and-run after drunkenly plowing into three parked cars and fleeing the scene. She then called celebrity chef Bobby Flay who pulled an excuse out of his ass that couldn’t have been less subtle if he had just said, “She called because my penis was in her vagina.”

We spoke with Flay, who tells us he was watching the basketball game last night at The London West Hollywood Hotel with a group of people that included Jones. Flay says he saw her drink a beer but wasn’t really watching her alcohol intake. Flay says he had only met Jones once before, and last night she asked for his number because she wanted to redo her kitchen and give his number to her designer. Flay obliged, and says he doesn’t know why Jones chose to call him after the crash, but nonetheless he drove over to help her. He says he did not argue but just wanted to make sure she was ok.

Fast forward to this week, where In Touch reports divorce documents supposedly filed by Stephanie March claim that Bobby and January had sex “many times.”

In Touch’s source alleges: ‘Stephanie is claiming in court papers that Bobby committed adultery with January several times during the early months of 2010.
‘She says they had sex many times and in different places, including the London hotel in Los Angeles.’

The father of January Jones’ baby is all but confirmed to be a married man, and up until now, the top suspect was X-Men: First Class director Matthew Vaughn who has to be feeling pretty awesome right now because who wants to be known as the guy who cheated on Claudia Schiffer with a monotone icebox? And the answer is me because I call my penis the Heat Miser. (Zup, January?)

That’s right, girl, my dang-o-lang does all that stuff. Mountain cave, song and dance, an elderly woman and small boy watching. All dat.

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