“Dammit. How do they always know it’s me- YOU.”
kid looks really happy – the dye job must have fooled him into thinking he’s been adopted by a woman with a pulse and a shred of human decency.
wow @Schmidtler whats your problem.
I think that was one of the best comments ever on this site. So, what’s your problem?
She wanted everyone to mistake her for the nanny when she dropped the little brat off the bridge. Now the damn paparazzi have blown her cover!
Don’t panic, January, the child is experiencing something the rest of us know as “happy”.
Notice that even her childs happiness can not penetrate the ice shield protecting her emotions.
“Spite Baby” A future super villain in the making.
I see the child has been weaned.
Pretty sure that milk was spoiled from day one, despite being well-refrigerated.
I wonder if Jason Sudekis knows that there is a baby walking around L.A. with his face.
He’s not walking.
I don’t like it.
“How did I get so big, sucking on those tiny tay-tays?
Why bother with the dye job? Just holding her baby and smiling was enough of a disguise.
Wow, does she ever look like Katie Holmes now.
“Look, mommy! Mister Hamm has an erection!”
Her (happy): my MILF status is definitely upgraded with this hair job.
Him (non-plussed): clinging to frozen tundra aint it’s all cracked up to be.
The new January Jones–now with more average than ever!
Her thought bubble: “He totally wasn’t worth the trouble.”
ohhh thats really cute that baby!!
This kid isn’t grabbing onto her like most kids would grab onto their mother – he looks like he’s being held by someone that he doesn’t know very well.
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