Janice Dickinson opens modeling agency

mamacita…Let’s be clear…I invented the MeganHarris bit. In addition, I invented the Who’s on First bit, the Penis Through A Hole In the Popcorn At The Movie Theater bit, the Tucking Your Balls Between Your Legs to Look Like A Woman bit (that one kills at parties).

All you have ever come up with was AirCock and possibly a bad case of chlamydia.

@91 Jacq, it could be worse. MeganHarris could be Sherry_co’s biological father. Imagine. And who would be the mother? That’s right: Land-Clam, a.k.a Air-Cock.

101 – I actually came up with Aircock. But no Chlamydia. I do have a nice case of genital warts, that if you play connect the dots with, forms the visage of Ed Asner.

Janice Dickinson invented the wheel. True story.

I myself invented the dog-licking-the-peanutbutter-off-your-genitals bit, which also kills at parties.

@105
Do you display it right there, or just tell the story? Wait, let me get my lube…

What’s the point of telling the story when you can be living it? That’s like having a dog and not making ol’ Scrappy earn his keep, if you know what I mean…

@101

I don’t have a bad case of chlamydia. All the cool people know that using Windex cures everything, you imbecile. Just think, you could’ve been living herpes-free all this time if only you’d been cool enough to know the secret.

Remember when Balki made Janice Dickinson cry on the Surreal Life? No wait, I guess that’s Teri Hatcher in all of those pictures.

I had a backyard barbecue in Hollywood about a year ago and halfway in, Janice Dickinson comes stumbling into the party with another, unnamed, brat-pack party companion and they were shnookered and shnozzled, man, what a mess. But the real coup de gras, the real touch of grace, was when I walked into the living room and walk up behind this buddy of mine, and I look down and Janice’s hand is down his pants and he looks back up at me with this baffled, helpless expression. Like, what are you supposed to say when a world-famously leatherfaced tweaker shoves her claws down into yer manspace? Ewwwwwww…

She is a gross pig. I don’t think it’s right that she can judge the girls on top model looking the way she does. When was the last time she looked in the mirror…seriously?

Yes that’s all interesting, but the article never explains why she’s dressed like Joan Crawford. God, this woman scares the crap out of me!

Call me crazy but, I think Jane Dickinson is really old and that model is gay. I know, I know, it sounds crazy but it’s just a hunch. I’m a part time detective.

She has to have her fun too I guess. Haha.

I’d hit ‘em both…at the same time, baby!
Though I’m a female, and though she is scary, what a hell of a story for the grandkinds one day, no?

@91 – my balls are yours

Forget heroin chic; the newest trend is corpse chic. Just watch Janice and Teri work it.

Janice, can we get some male models who actually look like men? That includes having hair follicles on their bodies and not wearing black panties. Thanks.

Something is wrong with her sleeves, I think.

Between her and Kathy Griffin who do you think would win in a fight?

Kathy would because she doesn’t care if she gets hit in the face.

#42 haha, perfect!

Am I the only one having trouble spotting the woman?

My God! Her mouth is huge, probably good for one thing…

OHH THIS IS SOOOOOO CUTE… she looks exactly like CRUELA DEVIL!!!

SASSY OUT!

Is it just me or is this he/she the ugliest thing you have ever seen?? “IT” gets uglier and more hideous everytime it makes an apperance.

ilike janice dickinson…

Pic. #3 looks like someone hired a tranny and two rent boys to crash their neighbor’s Bar Mitzvah as a gag. Who’s that poor kid and how why isn’t his Mommy protecting him?

Oh mamacita, you ARE the bee’s knees!!! I mean, you’re just such a delicious slice of joy and happiness! I’m so glad, no, HONORED you BLESSED me with your quick wit and socially upstanding commentary. My world would be a bleek, dark, scary place were it not for your beams of warm, sweet wisdom! Thank you mamacita. A million times, thank you.

Yours truly,
Yo mama

@129

Any time!

Shes a little too JOAN COLLINS for my taste …. NO MORE WIRE HANGERS !!!

Star Maker, LOL!!! Make me choke on my lunch with the Corpse Chic and the Kathy Griffin comments. thanks.

Haha I aim to please, Spindoc.

But seriously, what ever happened to baby janice?

Oh dear…I’m from england, i don’t know who she is, but she looks scary!

She’s some bipolar hag who claims to be the world’s first supermodel. Unfortunately for her, that dubious distinction belongs to Jean Shrimpton. “The Shrimp” was modelling for all of the major fashion mags while Dickinson was still in grade school. Jean was also the first to wear and popularize the mini-skirt.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jean_Shrimpton

In conclusion, Dickinson is a nobody whose only claim to fame is screwing Sylvester Stallone and Warren Beatty (who hasn’t?).

why is she accesorizing her kimono with anal beads?

maybe they are little balls of cocaine like on those candy necklaces….

Not only is she just plain “whacked” but scary ass looking too!! She’s melting just like the wicked witch in OZ.

I love love love janice. i’m so glad she is getting her own show. never a dull moment with her so i can’t wait to watch.

I have never posted before but I just gotta tell ya…..

This woman has got to be thee Ugliest, over made up, under natural looking, highly botoxed and extremely hidious creature that I have seen in a long time! She dares to have a modeling agency?! Man— I feel sorry for the gals that try to make a career move under her. Honey– even Calgon couldn’t and wouldn’t take this chick away!

jerks… I read like 10 of these posts… get a life, she obviously has one…

NO MORE WIRE HANGERS!!!!

Janice is one of the smartest, energetic women you will ever meet. I’d say not many of you who posted comments are models and you sure as heck were not the first one(s). Say what you want but I think Janice is great and we need the energy and motivation that she gives. I want to model and I think that she would be AWESOME to model for. I think ya’ll are jealous because you don’t have the LOOKS or $MONEY$ that Janice has.

BAM!

K. Hurley

ARE YOU PEOPLE NUTS? this woman is fantastic! i would give my left arm (ok i’m right handed) to do one piece of business with Janice. Did you SEE the shoot from the white party at palm springs? i DARE you to let 100 photographers take pictures of you and then choose which one they want to use. This woman is obviously a CONSUMATE model. In my life the only woman who could model better was Margaux. TRY IT SOMETIME

Hello
If you are a fashion, commercial, print, stock photoshoots, lifestyle, all type of works interested in taking part in this upcoming event in Miami Florida, and I went through your profile and I think you are fit to go for this Model Exhibition and talent expo contract in Miami Florida that involves a great offer. It¢s going to hold in the month of February. If you have interest and you wish to participate for the contract. And if you think you have some other ones that are interested in this offer then you can email the model agent in charge of the Model Expo in Miami Florida Contact Mr, Willson Elwin
E-mail:willsonelwin@yahoo.com

Model Agent
Phenomenon Productions
p:401-861-0972