Jane Fonda’s Sex Life Sounds Better Than Gwyneth Paltrow’s. Wait, What?

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Recently the Lifetime network started airing The Conversation with Amanda de Cadenet. I’ll pause here for a second while most of you quietly file out the door. Anyway, the show claims that it will “tackle a wide variety of topics universal to all females, including sexuality, body image, career and finances, relationships, love and loss, politics, human rights, transformation, breakthrough and perseverance,” so naturally during Episode 1 the topic of favorite sexual positions came up. The most notable was Jane Fonda, who would be having a lot more doggystyle sex if it wasn’t for that damned bum knee of hers. Grab your barf bag for Page Six’s report:

“While I am quite flexible and I can kneel, it’s not quite as comfortable for me as it used to be before I had a fake knee,” she said.

I guess that would fall under the “perseverance” portion of the mission statement. What’s funny is that during the same episode with that old lady from my mom’s exercise videos (Dear God, why did i just put that into my head?), there’s also Zoe Saldana admitting that she’s basically running through the Kama Sutra and an unusually reserved Gwyneth Paltrow clamming up on the subject. And right here is where I’d love to tell you about why that’s strange because she openly cheats on her husband and stabs animals’ faces but I really can’t get the thought of arthritic, rug-burned knees out of my mind, so please excuse me while I go lay down in traffic.

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