These are the first pics of Jamie Lynn Spears in public after giving birth to daughter Maddie Brianne. Just to be clear, I don’t want this post encouraging young readers to consider teenage pregnancy because your body apparently snaps right back into shape like nothing ever happened. So, that being said, GOOD GOD!
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zegabe | August 7, 2008 at 10:31 am
FIRST!!!
and no, i aint got anything else going on in my life
i will not grow up
and i’m a douchebag
FIRST!!!
Karch | August 7, 2008 at 10:31 am
FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jv | August 7, 2008 at 10:31 am
1st
jv | August 7, 2008 at 10:32 am
1st
kate | August 7, 2008 at 10:32 am
last
Jammy | August 7, 2008 at 10:32 am
parakeet!
kate | August 7, 2008 at 10:34 am
jamie must be packin’ some flappy skin underneath her shirt.
Cattyluo | August 7, 2008 at 10:39 am
She is so beautiful.Her hot pictures were found on ***M i l l i o n a i r e 4 m e . c o m ***—Many fans like her very much.It is said she has pregnancy…..More details will be found on this site.
oscar | August 7, 2008 at 10:40 am
should the underage law thing be struck null and void if the minor in question has popped out a kid?
please?
hudd | August 7, 2008 at 10:41 am
She is way prettier than her sis Britney.
WhatsOnMyCameraPhone | August 7, 2008 at 10:41 am
Just to be clear, that body didn’t “snap into anything” except maybe a slim jim…
Who's Horny? | August 7, 2008 at 10:42 am
Now that’s something worth going to jail for
JPRichardson | August 7, 2008 at 10:43 am
Nowhere close to Britney Spears’ beauty.
When Britney was cute and in form, that is.
stud | August 7, 2008 at 10:52 am
anyone else notice she’s lactating a bit in the pic where she’s bending over to open up the baby carriage?
havoc | August 7, 2008 at 10:52 am
Find a photo of her blown out beef curtains and then get back to me….
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idl3mind | August 7, 2008 at 10:54 am
she looks a lot better postpartum than her big sis
gotmilk? | August 7, 2008 at 10:55 am
she looks like she’s barely old enough to babysit that kid.
Ted Mosby | August 7, 2008 at 11:00 am
Looks healthy and hittable.
Ted from LA | August 7, 2008 at 11:02 am
I’ll bet Wal-Mart is glad to see her back. Have any of you ever been in a Wal-Mart? I went to one last week for the first (and god willing the last) time in my life. We were on vacation and we couldn’t find anywhere else to go. Holy shit what a bunch of fat, stupid, ugly, lost-soul-looking people. That was the workers. Don’t even get me started on the customers. If you shop at Wal-Mart, go on a diet and stop shopping at Wal-Mart. You get good deals (in your mind), but you see so many good deals that you can’t pass up (because you’re a moron) that you end up spending more money than you would have for a bunch of shit that you really don’t need. Was that out loud?
danny | August 7, 2008 at 11:02 am
She’s OK, but would be much better if she (1) worked out to build some muscle tone, and (2) escaped from her hillbilly family. And don’t feel bad about being attracted to teenaged girls: it’s a biological reaction resulting from eons of evolution. Your genes WANT you to get into her jeans. :)
H-dog | August 7, 2008 at 11:03 am
Are they seriously shopping at Wal-Mart? How….appropriate….
P-Mat | August 7, 2008 at 11:06 am
Wave goodbye to your life bitch – unless you dump that kid in the dumpster behind Wall-Mart fast!
Cum_Dumpster says... | August 7, 2008 at 11:15 am
You have to know those milk bladders are warm, full and just so fun to mash and squeeze….hmmmmmm
Eugene McWalters | August 7, 2008 at 11:17 am
I think they forgot the baby inside, whoopsies!
baby | August 7, 2008 at 11:18 am
Oh she’s hot!
I would like to suck her lactating breasts :)
WhatsOnMyCameraPhone | August 7, 2008 at 11:20 am
#10. just give her time, just give her time. britney at that age was a smooth-faced spring chicken too. check out jamie lynn in 8 years then get back to me. she’ll be britney’s age but her kid (plus probably 3 or 4 more) will be TEN.
Jimbo | August 7, 2008 at 11:21 am
I’d make Miley my fluffer and Jamie my Pigtails and Round Asses co-star.
RichPort | August 7, 2008 at 11:23 am
She looks like Carrie Underwood before American Idol… only with a massive rack, a kid, and significantly less talent.
RichPort | August 7, 2008 at 11:24 am
HEY! What’s Cris Angel doing behind her..?
veggi | August 7, 2008 at 11:25 am
I hope she wakes up one day and finds the baby lying in the crib…blue and cold.
RichPort | August 7, 2008 at 11:35 am
#30 – In the IT world we refer to you as an ID 10 T error.
moderator | August 7, 2008 at 11:44 am
28,29,31 – Chatty Cathy – let other people get in a few comments.
rae. | August 7, 2008 at 11:52 am
HAHA!
She IS LACTATING in the pic where she’s bent over the stroller!
Judge Judy | August 7, 2008 at 11:53 am
“should the underage law thing be struck null and void if the minor in question has popped out a kid?”
Yes, by law it is. Also, if a girl has been raped once already, you can pretty much do anything to her for free – spurt all over her face after you’ve broken every bone in it and knocked out her teeth, etc.
WhatsOnMyCameraPhone | August 7, 2008 at 11:54 am
moderator is a joke, right?
truth | August 7, 2008 at 11:55 am
How the mighty have fallen……………………
Harmonov | August 7, 2008 at 11:57 am
Nice cankles.
Chatty Cathys Cat | August 7, 2008 at 11:58 am
32 i agree with you modulator, because your funnyer than itchport
meow
No | August 7, 2008 at 12:00 pm
Good thing the tits are big. Something has to keep that head from floating away…
Another Ted, also from LA | August 7, 2008 at 12:03 pm
TED FROM LA:
If you went on vacation and the only place you could think to go was a Wal-Mart, then you are the biggest loser there.
And regarding Jamie Lynn: If it’s okay for a 38 year old man to impregnate her, then it’s definitely okay for me to think about what it would be like to fucking pound the shit out of her white trash pussy.
J-Bo | August 7, 2008 at 12:08 pm
Comment and laugh all you want …but does anyone else realize that the Spears family is amassing a prolific army of white trash dunces? I dont know about you…but in the next decade they could be the ruling class the way they spurt out puppies…i mean soldiers…i mean kids. The only good thing to come of that is the use of twinkies and cheetos as currency.
Sell Porn Make Money | August 7, 2008 at 12:08 pm
mmmm…. mom boobs on young girl….
haroof | August 7, 2008 at 12:16 pm
Wow the tits on that chick…
amazing.
RichPort | August 7, 2008 at 12:18 pm
#35 – The moderator is real… just ask the legion of limited edition Star Wars action figures he’s talking to, the ones dutifully lines up on his stack of D&D capaign guides..
It’s not my fault… this conference call is putting me to sleep…
biteme | August 7, 2008 at 12:18 pm
my favourite picture is the last one…where Monica Lewinsky’s thinner sister is about to deliver an elbow to the white trash teenage momma.
WhatsOnMyCameraPhone | August 7, 2008 at 12:19 pm
seriously, who the fuck goes to WalMart on vacation. even if it was the “only thing open” you should know better.
dementa | August 7, 2008 at 12:20 pm
I imagine she’s already knocked up with Spears Bastard #2. Or #5, if you count Lynn, Jamie-Lynn and Shitney.
And she doesn’t look nearly as attractive when you blot out the whole celeb thing, and just think of her as another unemployed white-trash single-mom who’ll probably have six kids in seven years, all by different dads. I vote to nuke Kentwood.
NEXT Story Please | August 7, 2008 at 12:35 pm
I hate this chubby hillbilly bitch, but I love her “Golden Girls” t-shirt.
Lindsay | August 7, 2008 at 12:41 pm
It’s because she’s like 14. No one should have babies that young anymore, but since we’re MADE to, yeah they snap back better. However I’m sure you wouldn’t want to see her naked anytime soon.
The only exception is Heidi Klum, who is obviously not of this world, freakin alien
hhi | August 7, 2008 at 12:47 pm
I think she’s gorgeous; kind of reminds me of a younger brunette version of Rachel Leigh Cook, and as someone else said, also looks kind of like Carrie Underwood. She seems really down to earth too; not some Hollywood snob. I think she’s always gotten kind of the shit end of the stick, along w/ her brother Brian, because everything was always Britney, Britney, Britney. So I hope she’s able to find some happiness in life (yeh, I know its the superfish and I’m supposed to be mean, but I guess I’m feeling a little nice today; it happens sometimes).