Jamie Lynn Spears Thinks ‘Teen Mom’ is Brave

February 3rd, 2012 // 41 Comments

The last time we saw Jamie Lynn Spears on the site it was 2009, and you’ll be surprised to learn she was not murdered by Britney in a freak Whopper accident as I’ve assumed since then. Turns out she’s been quietly raising her daughter Maddie while biding her time until it becomes her turn to be the new family cash cow. And that time is now. So here’s Jamie Lynn in an interview with Glamour where she talks about her new country career, getting knocked up at 16 and more importantly/hilariously, how much she respects the stars of MTV’s Teen Mom because have I mentioned Jamie Lynn’s from Louisiana? Jamie Lynn’s from Louisiana.

When I saw MTV’s Teen Mom was coming out, I remember thinking, Oh my God, I cannot wait to see this show because there’s someone else out there. I mean, I feel for those girls. I’ve been that girl. It does show that motherhood is hard. There were so many times—especially when Maddie would get sick—when I would cry to myself and think, I really don’t know what to do. It takes bravery to be a young mom, and it does take bravery to let the world watch.

And let’s see what these brave moms are up to lately. I bet it’s something brave. Via Hollywood Life:

Teen Mom 2 star Leah Messer has been criticized for cheating on her ex-husband Corey Simms prior to their wedding. She confessed to the infidelity on Twitter and now she wants people to forgive her for her bad choices. Well, Teen Mom star Maci Bookout has come to Leah’s defense against her haters.
“opinions are like a**holes eveeeeerybody has one. #getupoffme”,” Maci tweeted, which Leah retweeted on Feb. 1. “I needed to hear this,” Leah added.

*takes notes* “If you cheat on your fiance by having sex (unprotected or you’re doing it wrong) with another person right before your wedding, call anyone who criticizes you an asshole on Twitter. Instruct said assholes to ‘get up off’ you.”

Goddamn, this really is a learning show.

Photos: Splash News


  1. Yall

    If you have ever been that far south then you know.

    • Jamie Lynn

      Y’all know who uses contraception and teaches sex-ed? SATAN, that’s who. Just sayin’.

      • EricLr

        I’m pretty sure that sex ed, like all forms of education, would have been wasted on a Spears.

        Now a 3-piece bucket deal at KFC…THAT might have reached her.

      • Dude of Dudes

        Goddamnit. Now Im hungry. #GetUpOffMeAndBringMeFood

    • Ellie B.

      Just for the record, not all of us from the South are hillbilly idiots. I have a master’s degree from Northwestern. My undergraduate degree is from Duke. My mom is a gifted musician who speaks fluent French. My older brother has a PhD in mathematics. Stop stereotyping people based on where they were born. An idiot is an idiot, no matter where they live. As a long-time Chicago resident, I can assure you there are hillbillies here too. They just have a different accent.

  2. Evil Dick Tater

    You just know somewhere there’s a video of these two double-teaming a Whopper with Cheese..

  3. bravery – a quality of spirit that enables you to face danger or pain without showing fear.

    Soldiers are brave, firefighters are brave, police officers are brave.

    Jumping drunkenly up and down on random cock without taking the appropriate precautions is not brave. Living with the consequences of said drunken cock-jumping is not brave.

    The word you’re looking for is stupidity.

  4. Johnny P!

    Jamie Lynn Spears favorite quote from her tender youth: “Get off me Dad, you’re crushin’ my smokes!”

  5. Yuuuuup


    I know I’m about a half-step from “get off my lawn you darn kids” but Twitter is making us stupid. Stupider.

  6. mrsmass

    she’s been those girls in the sense that she got knocked up as a teen and that’s about it. i don’t think she’s had the struggles that these other chicks have had. certainly not in the money department.

    • EricLr

      Considering that they’re all getting paid somewhere north of $100,000 a year by MTV, I doubt the Teen Mom girls are struggling either. Most of their “struggling” is for show.

      • mrsmass

        i guess i should have specified that when they got into their mess, most of them were broke teenagers. obviously they’re getting paid for doing the show, but none of them really knew that until after they auditioned or whatever the process is to get on that shit storm. this was not the case for miss. spears.

    • Eddie Baby

      Yes sometimes Jamie Lynn only has one nanny to help with the kids. She knows how it is.

  7. EricLr

    I too get pissed off when I see those Teen Mom girls called “whores.” I mean, that’s really insulting to prostitutes.

  8. Jamie Lynn Spears Britney Spears
    Commented on this photo:

    Who could have guessed that single teen moms sound just as stupid as they act?

  9. Lou

    she looks older than Brit?

  10. Jamie Lynn Spears Britney Spears
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks older than Britney…
    Isn’t she supposed to be like 20 something?

  11. Jamie Lynn Spears Britney Spears
    Commented on this photo:

    For those of you considering having children…be prepared. This girl went from 14 to 40 in about 8 minutes.

  12. forrest gump

    change brave with “DISGUSTING”……….

  13. Dink Lincoln

    “Whopper with Cheese” is what Roseanne Barr calls her vagina… but you already knew that, didn’t you?

  14. Kevin

    Funny, I thought she disappeared from the scene because no one wanted to associate themselves with a Nickelodeon star too stupid to use birth control.

  15. Terry

    She is a dumb hick bitch. Saw some interviews of her during her Zooey does the Lakers years and she was just terrible. So lost. Trash!

  16. Jamie Lynn Spears Britney Spears
    Commented on this photo:

    Those Spear sister do NOT age well..

  17. Terry

    When iit’s young black girls having babies in their early teens it is a national disgrace. But when pretty ass white chicks have babies at 14, 15 they get multi million dollar contracts. WTF!

Leave A Comment