The last time we saw Jamie Lynn Spears on the site it was 2009, and you’ll be surprised to learn she was not murdered by Britney in a freak Whopper accident as I’ve assumed since then. Turns out she’s been quietly raising her daughter Maddie while biding her time until it becomes her turn to be the new family cash cow. And that time is now. So here’s Jamie Lynn in an interview with Glamour where she talks about her new country career, getting knocked up at 16 and more importantly/hilariously, how much she respects the stars of MTV’s Teen Mom because have I mentioned Jamie Lynn’s from Louisiana? Jamie Lynn’s from Louisiana.
When I saw MTV’s Teen Mom was coming out, I remember thinking, Oh my God, I cannot wait to see this show because there’s someone else out there. I mean, I feel for those girls. I’ve been that girl. It does show that motherhood is hard. There were so many times—especially when Maddie would get sick—when I would cry to myself and think, I really don’t know what to do. It takes bravery to be a young mom, and it does take bravery to let the world watch.
And let’s see what these brave moms are up to lately. I bet it’s something brave. Via Hollywood Life:
Teen Mom 2 star Leah Messer has been criticized for cheating on her ex-husband Corey Simms prior to their wedding. She confessed to the infidelity on Twitter and now she wants people to forgive her for her bad choices. Well, Teen Mom star Maci Bookout has come to Leah’s defense against her haters.
“opinions are like a**holes eveeeeerybody has one. #getupoffme”,” Maci tweeted, which Leah retweeted on Feb. 1. “I needed to hear this,” Leah added.
*takes notes* “If you cheat on your fiance by having sex (unprotected or you’re doing it wrong) with another person right before your wedding, call anyone who criticizes you an asshole on Twitter. Instruct said assholes to ‘get up off’ you.”
Goddamn, this really is a learning show.
Photos: Splash News
If you have ever been that far south then you know.
Y’all know who uses contraception and teaches sex-ed? SATAN, that’s who. Just sayin’.
I’m pretty sure that sex ed, like all forms of education, would have been wasted on a Spears.
Now a 3-piece bucket deal at KFC…THAT might have reached her.
Goddamnit. Now Im hungry. #GetUpOffMeAndBringMeFood
Just for the record, not all of us from the South are hillbilly idiots. I have a master’s degree from Northwestern. My undergraduate degree is from Duke. My mom is a gifted musician who speaks fluent French. My older brother has a PhD in mathematics. Stop stereotyping people based on where they were born. An idiot is an idiot, no matter where they live. As a long-time Chicago resident, I can assure you there are hillbillies here too. They just have a different accent.
But, you who comes to the Superficial Web Site is ……
You know what you call a Southern self-riteous bitch with a Duke undergrad and masters from Northwestern? Fuckin’ Hillbilly
you are not smart enough to know that education does not necessarily mean intelligence
You just know somewhere there’s a video of these two double-teaming a Whopper with Cheese..
With David Hasselhoff.
On a sidewalk.
bravery – a quality of spirit that enables you to face danger or pain without showing fear.
Soldiers are brave, firefighters are brave, police officers are brave.
Jumping drunkenly up and down on random cock without taking the appropriate precautions is not brave. Living with the consequences of said drunken cock-jumping is not brave.
The word you’re looking for is stupidity.
lveskl ~ very eloquent reply. Thank you for taking the time to write this.
Best post of the day … hell, the week !!
Agreed! Great post
Yes great reply!
+1000!
Jamie Lynn Spears favorite quote from her tender youth: “Get off me Dad, you’re crushin’ my smokes!”
.. and she stole that from Brit Brit!
.. and she stole that from BritBrit!
.. get off my screen, damn double posts
Hey Kodos… you drove the point home! It’s all good…
#getupoffme
I know I’m about a half-step from “get off my lawn you darn kids” but Twitter is making us stupid. Stupider.
Im right there with you.
Hey, that’s not fair! I don’t use Twitter and I’m as stupid as a loaf of stale pumpernickel.
she’s been those girls in the sense that she got knocked up as a teen and that’s about it. i don’t think she’s had the struggles that these other chicks have had. certainly not in the money department.
Considering that they’re all getting paid somewhere north of $100,000 a year by MTV, I doubt the Teen Mom girls are struggling either. Most of their “struggling” is for show.
i guess i should have specified that when they got into their mess, most of them were broke teenagers. obviously they’re getting paid for doing the show, but none of them really knew that until after they auditioned or whatever the process is to get on that shit storm. this was not the case for miss. spears.
Yes sometimes Jamie Lynn only has one nanny to help with the kids. She knows how it is.
How do they afford all of these kids?
I too get pissed off when I see those Teen Mom girls called “whores.” I mean, that’s really insulting to prostitutes.
Who could have guessed that single teen moms sound just as stupid as they act?
she looks older than Brit?
She looks older than Britney…
Isn’t she supposed to be like 20 something?
For those of you considering having children…be prepared. This girl went from 14 to 40 in about 8 minutes.
change brave with “DISGUSTING”……….
“Whopper with Cheese” is what Roseanne Barr calls her vagina… but you already knew that, didn’t you?
Funny, I thought she disappeared from the scene because no one wanted to associate themselves with a Nickelodeon star too stupid to use birth control.
She is a dumb hick bitch. Saw some interviews of her during her Zooey does the Lakers years and she was just terrible. So lost. Trash!
Those Spear sister do NOT age well..
When iit’s young black girls having babies in their early teens it is a national disgrace. But when pretty ass white chicks have babies at 14, 15 they get multi million dollar contracts. WTF!