From The Desk of The Superficial

March 28th, 2012 // 36 Comments

“Tell me cheesy bread costs extra… This is my town.”

Top o’ the morning.

If you’ve been following the site for the past two weeks, this is usually around the time a hot chick’s been popping up with a bunch of links to other sites that I assume five of you look at. However, today Photo Boy‘s at a funeral and I had some more jovial business this morning that I won’t bore you with because it involved family in from of out of town, me somehow being inside an elementary school class (No Sandusky.), yadda yadda yadda. So give me about an hour or so, and by noon EST I should be making with the dick jokes and boobie pictures. Tomorrow? Business as usual.

In the meantime, here’s James Franco on the set of Spring Breakers which I’ve now determined is a movie about that time Kevin Federline ate a meatball sub before bed and dreamed about raining street justice down upon a Florida town filled with Disney starlets in booty shorts. (Spoiler Alert: He puts babies in them.)

Back shortly,

- The Superficial

Photos: INFdaily

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  1. Kate

    Sorry to hear about your loss, Photo Boy.

    • Randal

      My family and I send you all the best during this tumultuous time in your life. Know that my shoulder is available if you need to lean elsewhere.

      Randal

      • Blech

        What Randal said.

        Also, having experienced a lot of loss over here, I have to admit that getting back to work sooner than later is a good thing. Keeps from dwelling on things…

        (I feel like a giant sappy douche but hope PB’s OK.)

  2. Elyse

    Cheers to you and yours, Photo Boy.

  3. Cock Dr

    Please give the Photo Boy a big all encompassing hug for me…..and don’t use it as an excuse to cop a feel.

  4. EricLr

    Is he playing Axl Rose’s ego?

  5. El Jefe

    Even though he is channeling K Fed, he is still the bigger douche.

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    lillaliket
    Commented on this photo:

    this isn’t axl?!

  7. Frank Burns

    When its family shit, take all the time you need.

  8. Livinus Nwambe

    First of all, my condolences to you and yours, PB. Keep ya head up.

    Second, when did James Franco start thinking he and Sean Paul are brothers?

  9. Richard McBeef

    That sucks, PB. but truthfully I would rather go to my own funeral than class at elementary school.

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    Zippy The Clown
    Commented on this photo:

    Doctor James Franco hard at work.

  11. Zippy The Clown

    Sorry for your loss PB, hope the best for you and your family Mr. Superficial.

  12. Ed G.

    Sorry for your loss, Photo Boy.

  13. JJ

    Chin up, PB

  14. Dude of Dudes

    Dear White People,

    You are banned from corn rows.

    Sincerely,

    Everyone, and I mean everyone, else

    • dontkillthemessenger

      That was really funny.

      I’m convinced this is turning into the greatest movie of all-time. Please let Samuel L. Jackson be in this.

    • Mittens Santorum

      But what about part-white, like hi-yellows, octaroons, quadroons, macaroons, plantains and nectarines? Is if ofay wit you if dey has the corn rows?

  15. suck it

    Now he knows he is pretty, but he ain’t as pretty as a couple of barely legal lookin’ titties…

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    more like ‘True Romance 2: Wigger Pimp’s Revenge’, amirite?

  17. Biggie

    Kid Rock trying out for a “10″ remake.

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    Kevin W
    Commented on this photo:

    RiFF RAFF!

  19. So sorry to read of your loss, PB.

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    Buddy the Elf
    Commented on this photo:

    Freaking AWESOME look.
    Might have to see this flick after all.

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    Hank E. Ring
    Commented on this photo:

    Sure, but why is James Franco dressed like Axl Rose?

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    Grape Ape
    Commented on this photo:

    James Franco is losing his hair?

  23. Do

    So why is this turd famous again?

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    Sir William
    Commented on this photo:

    “DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOU ARE?!? YOU’RE IN THE JUNGLE BABY! YOU’RE GONNA DIEEEEAAAAHHHH!”

  25. Sorry to hear the news, Photo Boy. Take your time, and take care.

    Fish, no matter what anyone tells you at that elementary school thing, don’t eat any cookies with “frosting” on ‘em.

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    Commented on this photo:

    well, at least he’s got shorts that cover up his SHA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA KNEES, KNEES

  27. Condolences Photo Boy. Take care.

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    SupaDupa
    Commented on this photo:

    Welcome to Paradise City, Bitches.

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    Anonymous
    Commented on this photo:

    Trigger discipline, FTW

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