“Tell me cheesy bread costs extra… This is my town.”
Top o’ the morning.
If you’ve been following the site for the past two weeks, this is usually around the time a hot chick’s been popping up with a bunch of links to other sites that I assume five of you look at. However, today Photo Boy‘s at a funeral and I had some more jovial business this morning that I won’t bore you with because it involved family in from of out of town, me somehow being inside an elementary school class (No Sandusky.), yadda yadda yadda. So give me about an hour or so, and by noon EST I should be making with the dick jokes and boobie pictures. Tomorrow? Business as usual.
In the meantime, here’s James Franco on the set of Spring Breakers which I’ve now determined is a movie about that time Kevin Federline ate a meatball sub before bed and dreamed about raining street justice down upon a Florida town filled with Disney starlets in booty shorts. (Spoiler Alert: He puts babies in them.)
Back shortly,
- The Superficial
Photos: INFdaily
Sorry to hear about your loss, Photo Boy.
My family and I send you all the best during this tumultuous time in your life. Know that my shoulder is available if you need to lean elsewhere.
Randal
What Randal said.
Also, having experienced a lot of loss over here, I have to admit that getting back to work sooner than later is a good thing. Keeps from dwelling on things…
(I feel like a giant sappy douche but hope PB’s OK.)
Cheers to you and yours, Photo Boy.
Please give the Photo Boy a big all encompassing hug for me…..and don’t use it as an excuse to cop a feel.
Is he playing Axl Rose’s ego?
Even though he is channeling K Fed, he is still the bigger douche.
this isn’t axl?!
damnit, i wanted to make an axl reference!
looks like EricLr beat me to it.. which totally makes me look like a dickrider
When its family shit, take all the time you need.
First of all, my condolences to you and yours, PB. Keep ya head up.
Second, when did James Franco start thinking he and Sean Paul are brothers?
That sucks, PB. but truthfully I would rather go to my own funeral than class at elementary school.
Doctor James Franco hard at work.
Sorry for your loss PB, hope the best for you and your family Mr. Superficial.
Sorry for your loss, Photo Boy.
Chin up, PB
Dear White People,
You are banned from corn rows.
Sincerely,
Everyone, and I mean everyone, else
That was really funny.
I’m convinced this is turning into the greatest movie of all-time. Please let Samuel L. Jackson be in this.
But what about part-white, like hi-yellows, octaroons, quadroons, macaroons, plantains and nectarines? Is if ofay wit you if dey has the corn rows?
Now he knows he is pretty, but he ain’t as pretty as a couple of barely legal lookin’ titties…
more like ‘True Romance 2: Wigger Pimp’s Revenge’, amirite?
Kid Rock trying out for a “10″ remake.
RiFF RAFF!
So sorry to read of your loss, PB.
Freaking AWESOME look.
Might have to see this flick after all.
Sure, but why is James Franco dressed like Axl Rose?
James Franco is losing his hair?
So why is this turd famous again?
He’s a drug dealer.
“DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOU ARE?!? YOU’RE IN THE JUNGLE BABY! YOU’RE GONNA DIEEEEAAAAHHHH!”
Sorry to hear the news, Photo Boy. Take your time, and take care.
Fish, no matter what anyone tells you at that elementary school thing, don’t eat any cookies with “frosting” on ‘em.
well, at least he’s got shorts that cover up his SHA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA KNEES, KNEES
Condolences Photo Boy. Take care.
Welcome to Paradise City, Bitches.
Trigger discipline, FTW