James Franco Says James Franco Is A Little Gay Cock Tease
“So that butt stuff you talked about. When does that happen?”
“Never, Christian Slater. You’ve just been Franco’d.”
“But we spooned! You bitch!”
It’s been a while since we’ve watched James Franco bong his own farts in a glass menagerie of the human experience, so here he is telling Vulture he’s gay, but not enough to do dick stuff even though he said he would to get his shit into your art gallery, which is what I’m guessing the huge blocks of text I scrolled right past were about. That shit was long. Who has time for that?
Let’s talk about what you’re putting out there. You’ve said you’re gay in your work. In a way, I think, in my work, I’m sometimes assholish, and a few other things like that — hysterical.
It’s a little bit of a persona.
But if I’m to be honest, my second self is also real. So if you said, “I’m gay in my work,” I guess that must mean that you’re also gay. If I’m an asshole in my work, I’m also an asshole. A lot of gay men have said to me, well, Franco’s kind of a gay cock tease.
And you do say you’re gay in your work.
There is a bit of overfocusing on my sexuality, both by the straight press and the gay press, and so the first question is why do they care? Well, because I’m a celebrity, so I guess they care who I’m having sex with. But if your definition of gay and straight is who I sleep with, then I guess you could say I’m a gay cock tease. It’s where my allegiance lies, where my sensibilities lie, how I define myself. Yeah, I’m a little gay, and there’s a gay James.
For those of you confused, allow me to translate that last paragraph:
“James Franco James Franco James Franco. James Franco. James Franco James Franco? James Franco. James Franco James Franco James Franco James Franco. Gay cock tease. James Franco.”