Oh please, they’re not dating.
They were merely comparing notes about what it’s like to both have boyish figures and bony hips.
… So what’s it like? It’s been years since I had any body definition.
32: Ari – you know it! ;)
38: Well, if it will make you feel better, “Trailer trash! Trailer trash! Stop obsessing over me you ghetto cholita!! Go smoke crack with your welfare babies!”
Enh, that sort of thing isn’t my forte.
But Jack Sprat is supposed to be skinny, because…
Jack Sprat could eat no fat
His wife could eat no lean…
Sorry that your wife won’t give you head…
39 – If you are a girl that likes anal but hates speaking English, please visit papahotnuts.com and fill out a brief questionaire regarding your fuckability (attach photo and resume). If you qualify you could win a big prize – in your anus.
natalie is a stupid bitch. i don’t know how to say it nay cleverer than that.
Shit. I really want to hate this, and give in to my deluded visions of me and gyllenhaall dating/marrying/fucking/having beautiful babies and thus hate Natalie portman with a passion.
But I cant.
She is pretty and cute and seems nice. grrr, at least when he was dating Dr Sunken Tits i was in with a chance.
Thanks, I feel all warm and squishy inside.
47: Ooops. Sorry about that. Looks like I’ll have to write a strongly worded letter to the good folks at Trojan-ENZ.
Natalie Portman looks like a cancer patient. Maybe Jake thought so, too, and decided to take her some flowers. And when he found out she wasn’t dying he figured someone ought to at least feed her.
even if they’re not together, they should be.
Jake was great in Donny Darko and Natalie is an excellent actress it doesn’t matter what role she plays.
Appropo; Jake was so convincing in Brokeback Mountain that now a lot of people think he’s gay
Oh they are so cute, I wanna pinch both their cheeks…butt cheeks that is…
Nat’s sweater is WAYYY too big…otherwise she looks like a pixie!
I would make some remark about how teeny she is compared to him… but in my case, that would just be stupid. She’s probably taller than I am.
Charlaurz: I wouldn’t worry too much about Natalie. He frequents a bar near my place, if they come in together, I’ll “Tonya Harding” her for ya. Just provide me with a good alibi.
Methinks Natalie has acute acute angina.
50: yeah, he even managed to convince a lot of the guys he sleeps with.
52: the water rocket principle strikes again! *foosh*
55 including yourself
56: well, I was young, drunk, and in love. *shrug* ‘Least I tagged him and don’t have to candle-bash and dream.
Great, just what I need–another squalling brat to take care of. I’ll be expecting child support! Those EBT food stamps only cover my liquor.
In that first picture he’s either got a Blackberry in his pocket – or he’s just spotted the newly cleaned-up K-Fed.
58: Well, given my height, he’ll be an NBA star, so just put the Hummer on layaway. :)
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