Jaden Smith Wants To Be Emancipated

Jaden Smith’s parents have bought him movie roles, leased him Kylie Jenner and let him wear clothes that any respectable parent would consider legal grounds for a 2×4 to the face. So naturally that’s not enough and now he wants to be emancipated and have his own place at 15-years-old because masturbating quietly in a sock while your parents are down the hall is for chumps. Radar Online reports:

Will explains that Jaden, who will be celebrating his 15th birthday in July and is close pals with 19-year-old Justin Bieber, asked for a very unique gift.
“He says, ‘Dad, I want to be emancipated.’ I know if we do this, he can be an emancipated minor, because he really wants to have his own place, like ‘Ooh,’” Will explained.
“That’s the backlash. On the other side, if kids just want to have command of their lives, I understand.”

Yup, that’s right, Will Smith is actually considering this. And based on Jaden’s life so far, he probably already has the papers and a deed to a house wrapped in a stripper as we speak:

“We generally don’t believe in punishment,” he says. “From the time Jaden was five or six, we would sit him down, and all he has to do is be able to explain why what he did was the right thing for his life. I think it’s a much more difficult question to ask someone —’Why was that right?’ — than to try to show them why it was wrong.
“Nobody wants to be wrong, all parts of yourself fight like crazy to not be wrong. So I’ll say to Jaden, ‘Why was that the right thing to do for your life?’ and if he can explain why kicking his sister in the chest was the right thing to do, we can see to it that he understands that it wasn’t so smart.”

“We generally don’t believe in punishment and already at 15 our son has basically spit in the face of everything that we’ve given him and demanded his own house to fuck the girlfriend we bought him in when he’s not kicking her in the chest. Tell me that’s not great parenting.” – Will Smith. Father, Friend, Future Getaway Driver.

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