Jaden Smith Wants To Be Emancipated

May 14th, 2013 // 43 Comments
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Jaden Smith‘s parents have bought him movie roles, leased him Kylie Jenner and let him wear clothes that any respectable parent would consider legal grounds for a 2×4 to the face. So naturally that’s not enough and now he wants to be emancipated and have his own place at 15-years-old because masturbating quietly in a sock while your parents are down the hall is for chumps. Radar Online reports:

Will explains that Jaden, who will be celebrating his 15th birthday in July and is close pals with 19-year-old Justin Bieber, asked for a very unique gift.
“He says, ‘Dad, I want to be emancipated.’ I know if we do this, he can be an emancipated minor, because he really wants to have his own place, like ‘Ooh,’” Will explained.
“That’s the backlash. On the other side, if kids just want to have command of their lives, I understand.”

Yup, that’s right, Will Smith is actually considering this. And based on Jaden’s life so far, he probably already has the papers and a deed to a house wrapped in a stripper as we speak:

“We generally don’t believe in punishment,” he says. “From the time Jaden was five or six, we would sit him down, and all he has to do is be able to explain why what he did was the right thing for his life. I think it’s a much more difficult question to ask someone —’Why was that right?’ — than to try to show them why it was wrong.
“Nobody wants to be wrong, all parts of yourself fight like crazy to not be wrong. So I’ll say to Jaden, ‘Why was that the right thing to do for your life?’ and if he can explain why kicking his sister in the chest was the right thing to do, we can see to it that he understands that it wasn’t so smart.”

“We generally don’t believe in punishment and already at 15 our son has basically spit in the face of everything that we’ve given him and demanded his own house to fuck the girlfriend we bought him in when he’s not kicking her in the chest. Tell me that’s not great parenting.” – Will Smith. Father, Friend, Future Getaway Driver.

Photos: INF Daily

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  1. Smapdi

    I thought for sure the headline was “Jaden Smith is Constipated” because he always has that “I need a poopy” look on his face. If I was Will Smith, I couldn’t get that kid out the door fast enough.

  2. He should be emancipated to west philadelphia for a much needed beating.

  3. For too long, the dipshit, drugged-up celebretard market has been dominated by white women. Today, a young African American male begins his quest for equal rights. He will accept nothing less than first-class citizenship at the Chateau, nothing less than the best Adderal his assistants can buy, nothing but full inclusion into the world of underage sex scandal, complete respect for his disdain of the haters, complete coverage of his every move by the parasitic paparazzi, and full acceptance of his status of being above the law.

    Cue Bill Pullman:

    Today–ay–ay–ay he celebrates his Independence Day!

    • megalomanick

      What’s interesting is that you pretty much just described Michael Jackson’s life. He was – at at one point – a child star, black, and male.

  4. “Nobody wants to be wrong.”

    No shit, but that’s fucking life.

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    Samuel
    Commented on this photo:

    人是注零就行了,不是砍小鸟

  6. I’m for emancipating his head from the rest of his body. Whiny little fuck needs an ass beating more than anything in the world.

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    Samuel
    Commented on this photo:

    砍下小鸟来“生儿子”是一种异族的做法,一般而言,零如果很集中,拔毛丢了就成人,只是不容易逮到那个人。。。

  8. Cock Dr

    The site needs more material; absolutely sign the papers and turn the little brat loose.
    Cameras ready…..

  9. I hate these douchebags. I saw a preview for some shit show starring both of them and I almost barfed in my popcorn bag.

  10. MD2020

    Hmmm…for this teen, it looks like he has a parent who CAN understand.

    • MD2020

      Shit, that should have been DOES understand. Serves me right for trying to remember 80s rap song lyrics without Google.

  11. blerg

    perhaps he is just trying to get away from the Scientology…

  12. mel

    i’m generally not a fan of kids his age. but I hate this arrogant little cocksucker more than all of them combined. that, “hard pose” with the zellweger squint and the cocked eyebrow makes me think that even he can’t stand the stench of his farts. he is the template for future assholes.

    • Helena Handbasket

      Yup. Another pair of celebretards has raised another insufferable little shit. I wish that whole family would go away, and take Greta Gerwig with them. I can’t stand any of them, or their constant self-celebration and camera mugging.

  13. Hung Well

    There are no bad kids. Only bad parents. If Jaden is a total douche-self-important-pompous dickhead, then I can only fault The Fresh Prince and Ms. Pinkett. Way to go mom and dad for raising one of the worse future celebrities of our time.

  14. I wish Spiderman was real so he could drop a bus or train on top of this family. Biggest douchebags ever.

  15. ThisWillHurt

    Will SAYS he doesn’t punish his children, then puts them in obviously terrible movies. Truly the Smith parents are masters of discipline. I can’t wait until the daughter starts acting up so we can see her in a lame remake of “Annie.”

  16. Who does this untalented prick have dirt on? There is no other explanation for him, his wife or his more untalented spawn getting work or attention of any kind.

  17. If emancipated means suffocation then yeah, I’m all for it.

  18. That’s all society need is this gangsta wannabe running his own life before he’s even gone thru puberty. OK, fine…if he wants to be emancipated, then his liberation needs to be combined with exile…to Haiti! Or maybe Compton.

  19. booya

    OK I’ll take the low hanging fruit:

    “Parents just don’t understand”

  20. Jenn

    Violence isn’t the answer, but sometimes it is the solution.
    In other words, whip his ass, and send him to his room.

  21. It’s not the job of the parents to be the enabling best friend their kid wants. It’s the job of the parents to turn the child into a responsible adult with some life skills to handle the world. You can (and probably should) be nice about it most times, but your kid still needs to hit adulthood knowing the sun doesn’t shine out of his ass.

  22. me

    hmm… I’ve seen an interview with this kid saying how hard his dad is on him. He seemed nervous even mentioning it. How could his dad be so damn cool about his kid wanting to basically divorce him?? I bet this kid knows some shit and if dad doesn’t give him what he wants, all hell will break loose.

  23. If it makes it easier for him to have that inevitable overdose, go right ahead.

  24. bill

    Never suffering any kind of consequences for your actions always produces amazing children.

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    Mama Pinkus
    Commented on this photo:

    that kid will become one twisted adult, mark my words

  26. Its much easier for Justin Bieber to fuck him in the ass and for his parents to swing if they each have their own place. Its a very thoughtful family watching out for each others feelings like that.

  27. kery

    Will is the worst father ever ’cause that kid is so spoiled he acts like a diva .. future trainwrek.

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    Ming the Malevolent
    Commented on this photo:

    Send that little fucker to me. I’m show him the meaning of “not being wrong”. Spoiled little asshole and dumbass parents.

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    Throb the Wonder Mule
    Commented on this photo:

    Well for goodness sakes, SHE should be emancipated ! !

    Cut her off COMPLETELY from all family contact and let her be all she can be.

  30. EmanicipateNow

    i don’t need no edukation.

  31. Hopefully, if there’s a ‘god’ or a ‘creator’, or whatever, Jaden’s film career will peter out soon.

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