- Some dude in England married a doll, and even more hilariously, felt the need to make its face look entirely uncomfortable with this turn of events. [theCHIVE]
- Charlize Theron bought one of those black babies that are all the rage. [Dlisted]
- The 20 Hottest Photos of Hope Dworaczyk [Heavy]
- George Clooney will moisten your political panties until you make with the marriage talk. Then you have to bang Steve-O. [Lainey Gossip]
- Anderson Cooper tried on wigs with Miss Piggy. I take back all those gay rumors. [BuzzFeed]
- Lindsay Ellingson is much better than this cup of coffee I’m drinking. But is she as horny? These are questions… [Popoholic]
- Ashley Judd just has the flu, everybody. [TooFab]
- 100 Steamiest Swimsuit Pics in Sports [Bleacher Report]
- Avril Lavigne is totes edgy again. Totes edgy. [Celebslam]
- Kim Kardashian‘s “topless” picture is indeed shitty. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Fiona Apple‘s still alive. Who knew? [HuffPost Celebrity]
- Jennifer Lawrence is still hiding her breasts, clearly hates The Hunger Games. [The FABlife]
- Clive Owen as a beret-wearing Ernest Hemingway. Finally, Hollywood. Finally. [FilmDrunk]
- And Maria Menounos big bouncing breasts. God bless America. [Hollywood Tuna]
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He ain’t Fiona Apple, and if you’re not Fiona Apple, then I don’t give a rat’s ass.
Incredible that she and Avril L. are thought to be linked together in any sense outside of gender and species.
Ah man, they’re remaking Mad Max now too?? Is nothing sacred?!!?
I actually like Josh Duhamel and think him and Fergie make a cute couple :)
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please shoot yourself
what eatme said
what eatme said
How can I possibly look more like a douche today….Ahhhh I’ve got it!
Looks like someone is on the JWoww workout plan. Leave the gym with a pack of smokes in your hand.
2 words.. tread.. mill
I don’t see what the big deal is about Charlize Theron’s adopting an African-American baby. After all, she’s American-African.
She is not American anything. She is African. You could stretch it out and call her Euro-African I guess, but there is nothing American about her.
Uhhh…how about the fact that she became a naturalized American citizen five years ago. Which I checked before typing that above.
Good call. If you’re going to gun down dozens of people in a Norwegian youth camp, better put a shirt on so you don’t look like a weirdo on the news.
June twenty-ninth. I gotta get in shape. Too much sitting has ruined my body. From now on there will be 50 pushups each morning, 50 pull-ups. From now on will be total organization. Every muscle must be tight.
Fergie pranked him on one of their boys nights’ out.
I just figured out why his face scares me…he looks just like Joran van der Sloot – look it up!