It’s Josh Duhamel’s Mohawk And Other News

- Some dude in England married a doll, and even more hilariously, felt the need to make its face look entirely uncomfortable with this turn of events. [theCHIVE]

- Charlize Theron bought one of those black babies that are all the rage. [Dlisted]

- The 20 Hottest Photos of Hope Dworaczyk [Heavy]

- George Clooney will moisten your political panties until you make with the marriage talk. Then you have to bang Steve-O. [Lainey Gossip]

- Anderson Cooper tried on wigs with Miss Piggy. I take back all those gay rumors. [BuzzFeed]

- Lindsay Ellingson is much better than this cup of coffee I’m drinking. But is she as horny? These are questions… [Popoholic]

- Ashley Judd just has the flu, everybody. [TooFab]

- 100 Steamiest Swimsuit Pics in Sports [Bleacher Report]

- Avril Lavigne is totes edgy again. Totes edgy. [Celebslam]

- Kim Kardashian’s “topless” picture is indeed shitty. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Fiona Apple’s still alive. Who knew? [HuffPost Celebrity]

- Jennifer Lawrence is still hiding her breasts, clearly hates The Hunger Games. [The FABlife]

- Clive Owen as a beret-wearing Ernest Hemingway. Finally, Hollywood. Finally. [FilmDrunk]

- And Maria Menounos big bouncing breasts. God bless America. [Hollywood Tuna]

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