“Smile or I’ll kill ya. CHEESE!”
Chris Brown participated in the Eunice Kennedy Shriver Challenge in Washington, DC over the weekend to raise money for the Special Olympics where, not only did he play basketball after the “Youth Fun Run,” he sang the national anthem the way it was intended: By a domestic abuser. But, no, seriously, there comes a point when I should let Chris Brown begin redeeming himself through something besides moonwalking, and raising money for a respectable cause seems like a good place to start. Except not really, because he beat a woman’s head into a car door after biting her in the face. Or auditioned for The Hangover. Tom-ay-to, tom-ah-to.
*tries to dunk, falls on face because he’s a 150 lb. twig-man*
Photos: Splash News
First to say… he is yucky
The fun run became alot more about run than fun once someone handed him his dinner cold.
he’s a boogie
Cutey on the right (of the picture, Brown’s left). Let’s get some photo captioning here, people.
“Smile for the camera…BITCH! I said fucking smile…*choke*”
Can’t wait to read all the stupid Chris Brown fan girls defending him like they always do. “Awww OMG he’s changed
See, it’s cool because all he did was punch out a chick for touching his cell phone, where Mel Gibson used the “n word”.
Yep – looks like the ‘sticks and stones’ idiom is total bullshit – words do indeed *hurt* people.
Beat someone with your bare hands, and you’ll be aiiight.
Yeah, Gibson is Satan. Brown? He only beat up a black chick. That’s forgivable. Damn hypocrites….
I’d tap the Asian chick….
Bet she is wondering if the hand on her ass is the same one that bitch smacked Rhainanannsinansn….. (like I care how her name is spelled)…
Bill Clinton made it ok to get a little side action while you’re married, by the looks of it, Chris Brown has made it ok to beat up women. They love it!
“Isn’t Chris Brown great?”
No.
And it looks as if he’s got a case of crotch crickets in this photo.
He’s a turd. Didn’t rihana hit him too. U don’t talk shit about rihana like u talk about him. they are both pieces of crap.
All of you are sick. Nevermind the reason he was there. I can tell you he’s been working with Best Buddies for over a year and I bet this is the first time you dumb ucks even heard of the group. Get a life, especially the author.
You’re not the Asian hotty, are you?
Lol at the cop car on the left.
I hope the spineless chump catches a bullet.
/or throw a punch at a Man sometime
//punk bitch
Fvck this sorry piece of shit. I hope he gets his ass kicked, by a big ass tranny wearing a red wig and stilleto’s.
MJ Wanna-be bitch!
Didn’t the biatch slap him in the face while he was driving? Now I’m not saying he should a hit her, but I understand.
Sometimes you gotta make a choice! How ’bout both?!
he’s so hot.
Chris Clown is still a dancing A-hole punk who needs to be slapped into adulthood.
I’m sorry I ever liked one of this jerk’s songs that someone else wrote for him to perform.
Please stop writing about this douche.
But…but…Fish is only trying to help polish this man’s image! He *is* on the road to redemption, after all. There’s no better way to say “I care” than a cameo and a photo-op, right Fish? Oh wait, didn’t he just rip Spencer and Heidi for this same type of cynical bullshit a few weeks ago? I’m so confused.
Ha! True but you can’t polish a turd.
Maybe Fish is a hikaru dorodango master.
after rude boy, love the way you lie, rihanna is seen in a whole new light to me. I never was fond of either of them, but i think rihanna wanted that shit, i mean, fuck, look at the chicks lyrics
OF COURSE that chick goes to Madeira, of course.
We love you chris, you’re the best. Keep up the good work.
Good stuff
you can’t polish a turd? well i just wasted the last two hours of my life…
U CAN SING FOR ME ANYDAY