Good Morning, Irina Shayk Bikini Photos, And Other News

- Meryl Streep picked a wedgie while presenting at the Oscars. Hollywood! [Lainey Gossip]

- Matthew McConaughey and his personally-designed assless chaps receive the respect they deserve. [Dlisted]

- Sara Jean Underwood and other future sufferers of lower back problems. [theCHIVE]

- Seth MacFarlane opened the Oscars with a Rihanna and Chris Brown joke that I’d accuse him of stealing from me if I was a crazy person. [TooFab]

- The Two People Who Looked The Least Excited To Be At The Oscars [BuzzFeed]

- Scarlett Johansson looked surprisingly hot on Jimmy Fallon last night. [Popoholic]

- Taylor Swift dared all of her exes to write a song about her. [IDLYITW]

- McKayla Maroney and Ireland Baldwin are going to be the death of us all. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Adriana Lima swimsuit photos, anyone? [Celebslam]

- Jessica Stam is the hottest she’s looked in a long time. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Katie Price is pregnant. Again. [Amy Grindhouse]

- A woman’s stove full of ammunition accidentally shot her while she was making waffles. I wonder what state this took place in… [FilmDrunk]

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