And Now Ireland Baldwin Making Out With A Cup of Frozen Yogurt

September 3rd, 2013 // 16 Comments

Before I get into the topic I click-baited you all here with (Haha, idiots.), let me point out that the above is Ireland Baldwin‘s latest Instagram photo which was purposefully taken right after Slater Trout banged her on that couch because, in case I was too subtle earlier, there is no God. Anyway, my point is that you really have to admire the amount of restraint Alec Baldwin uses to not rip this kid’s head off and shot put it into the sun because he knows his daughter will never talk to him again. Which makes it understandable when he loses his shit on the paparazzi at the drop of a hat because there’s only so much rage one man can force into his pressure cooker of a soul. I’m literally waiting to find out he yells, “Pussy is for closers, Slater!” between every punch.

On that note, here’s the aforementioned ball of rage’s daughter seductively tonguing a cup of frozen yogurt. Happy Masturbating!

Photos: Instagram / AKM-GSI, FameFlynet

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  1. dontkillthemessenger

    Is she going to call him Ray-J in the sex tape when it comes out?

  2. I would devour this girl. With a nice merlot

  3. Yeey

    she has her dads face… ewwwwwwwwwwwwww

  4. cc

    A-I-D-A, so says my penis.

  5. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Slater Trout
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    Her boyfriend is Spencer Pratt?

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    Voice of Reisling
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    Ireland Baldwin, now starring in “Suddenly Average”

  7. Joe Mahma

    meh

  8. Dear Alec,

    We get it now.

    Sincerely,
    Everyone

  9. Okay, so once I finished pulling it, what was I supposed to do with the other 3 seconds of the video clip?

  10. Colin

    I was gonna ask what kind of name Slater Trout was, but then I remembered her name was Ireland. So I guess they were meant for each other.

  11. summit

    *follows irelandbbaldwin*

  12. No one cares about you anymore bitch, where is your cousin?

  13. kery

    She looks good and her boyfriend is handsome ;D

  14. Oh, to be that cup of frozen yogurt.

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    Mama Pinkus
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    besides being freakishly tall, she is very, very average

  16. Fage is changing its name to Fappie

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