Ireland Baldwin Was At Coachella

April 15th, 2013 // 58 Comments
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Ireland Baldwin and her “Professional Stand Up Paddle Surfer” boyfriend Slater Trout (Yup.) were at Coachella over the weekend, so here are those pics because you people can’t get enough of her and/or really want to give Alec Baldwin an aneurysm. On that note, if you’re like me and think these aren’t her best shots, Ireland was a thoughtful little pig and took the liberty of making a Vine video (below) where she shakes her ass before running away from bees. So I think we all owe Alec an apology for that voicemail because clearly the man knows how to raise kids. In fact, I’m calling other people’s daughters right now and telling them they’re thoughtless little pigs just like their mothers. You’re welcome, future.

Photos: Fame/Flynet, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. scplay

    Slater Trout — BEST. PORN NAME. EVER!! No way you will convince me he doesn’t do porn!

    • motomom@50

      you are such a douche! i have know Slater since he was born, and he’s named after Kelley Slater the surfer. get a life hater

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    I’ll take People Trying Too Hard To Look LIke Hipsters for $600 Alex.

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    claire
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    She is really pretty!

  4. it had to be said

    Nice mom jeans.

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    High waisted shorts+ Boner Killer!

  6. MisterSHO

    I’m so sick of these frauds in their I-Belong-at-Coachella outfits. Wear that little twerking dress and shut up.

  7. Goose

    Rude, thoughtless little pig.

  8. Ah Coachella…where the rich and famous dress like penniless hippies, and then laugh with each other saying “I know, could you imagine” over and over.

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    Turning them into shorts doesn’t change the fact that they’re Mom jeans.

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    I hope she goes on to a modelling career.

  11. I think the headline should read, “Ireland Baldwin Was Dressed Like This in a State Where It’s Illegal for Her Boyfriend to Have Sex With Her.” But hey, you’re the professional.

    • you are the resident expert and philosopher on legal age.

      • Shit, Doc, I just go over to Wikipedia’s “Age of Consent in North America” page each time this issue comes up. And as for any predilection anyone might think I have: I don’t think I’ve been with a younger woman since college, and I̶ ̶d̶i̶d̶n̶’̶t̶ ̶k̶n̶o̶w̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶m̶a̶y̶o̶r̶’̶s̶ ̶d̶a̶u̶g̶h̶t̶e̶r̶ ̶w̶a̶s̶ ̶o̶n̶l̶y̶ ̶1̶3̶ she was a junior when I was a senior.

        But I did really like Spring Breakers. For the directing and editing style! And the photography! I swear!

      • I’m with you Tommy, let’s just not count those 13 year old ladyboys from when we spent that week in Phuket. Wasn’t even ‘merica so that wikipedia page does not apply.

    • Deacon Jones

      Tom,

      I need to call you for legal advice. A trip to “Forever 21″ went horribly wrong.

      On a side note, the first 2 seconds of that video are stupendous.

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    Cock Dr
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    Don’t know why but I’m suddenly convinced that the bf is a douche.

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    Yeah, yeah, you’re going to San Francisco later.

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    jan
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    he kind of looks like peter dinklage

  15. She’s decent looking but she’s nothing spectacular. What’s the big fuss about?

    • Agreed, but watch for the dumb comments either a) calling you gay (if you are a guy), or b) a jealous catty bitch (if you are a girl). She’s above average for sure, and no doubt i wouldn’t kick her out of bad for calling me a cracker lol, but meh.

    • I’m guessing the theory is that if we make enough vulgar comments about her, we can incite Alec Baldwin into a maniacal violent rage, thereby providing us with a source of laughs some other day.

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    Is that a Slash tat on the side boob? Nice.

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    Alec was right. That whole ensemble down to the poorly chosen tattoos screams rude, thoughtless little pig.

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    You know I thought that guy couldn’t get douchier in the last two pictures and then we got the full body shot with the socks…

    • I’ve never encountered a guy named Slater who wasn’t a complete asshat.

      • motomom@50

        too bad you don’t know him! he’s awesome and he’s NOT A HATER like you…ASSHAT! get a life and quite being so jealous. you would trade places with him in 2 seconds if you could!

      • Why are you trolling this site? If you are friends with so-called ‘famous’ people and we are all so ‘stupid’ and ‘jealous,’ then get the fuck out, douche canoe.

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    I think it’s only half finished. The rest says “is a rude, thoughtless little pig.”

  20. grobpilot

    Has Hollywood fucked up Burning Man yet? If not, it’s only a matter of time

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    I love wow Coachella so easily convinces an entire population of rich twats that they are 60′s hippie children for a weekend, rather than spoiled materialists.

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    For fuck’s sake, dude, we can smell your boner thru the Internet. It smells like vinegar and date rape.

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    KingDoosher
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    Grrrrrrrross.

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    KingDoosher
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    A pilled-out dick monkey to the behind-the-scenes Hollywood Mogul set in the making/made/born-into-on-purpose.

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    Water based tattoos on Milhouse was funny but not on Ireland Baldwin. Please……

  26. I am already tired of her and her douchebag boyfriend and it has been less than a week.

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    Keith
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    Seriously, this kid wasn’t even on the radar until those pics she posted a few weeks ago. Now that we know the blood line she’s officially a celebrity and photographed as such at any public event? So freakin’ cliche, manufactured…

  28. I don’t know, call me old fashioned, but I think I like her better in a bikini.

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    I get that she’s got a beautiful body…. But there’s really something derpy going on with her face.

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    soruff
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    ..ummm is it me?? She’s not that pretty

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    Apparently that dude is 16 years-old.

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    soruff
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    Wille Nelson called, and he wants his bandana back!

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    Char
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    Her boyfriends name is Slater Trout….. Slater Trout.

  34. Cynical Old Fart

    I love how desperately that douchey Trout doofus is trying to look so “with” her. Clearly he knows he has about 4 minutes of fame left before she moves on, and he’s nobody again forever after. And yes, those are the most pathetic wannabe costumes ever. Sad.

  35. Cynical Old Fart

    I think his older brother is the guy married that has-been Heidi chick, they look and dress the same. What’s his name again? …. Yeah, what is his name — I guess that’s the whole point, right.

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