The Crap We Missed – Thursday 8.29.13

August 29th, 2013 // 290 Comments

“Internet perverts, TO ME!!”

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed featuring the most depressing back-to-back shots of Baywatch stars you’ll ever see. Unless I successfully outbid Steve Hirsch for the rights to the sextape The Hoff made with a McRib. Then we’ll be in business, sexy, mustard-covered penis busine–Woah! What the hell? *grabs keyboard away from Fish* Ok, where was I? Right, crap pics, why does the back of my head hurt and why do I taste pickles? It’s probably nothing. Here’s Leonardo DiCaprio claiming the Captain Douche title, which I honestly can’t believe didn’t go to either of these two, and we’re way past due for a sad Jason Segel meme.

Here, I’ll get it started,

- Photo Boy







 

Photo: Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Alexandra Paul Armpit Stain Riddick Premiere
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    Still a perspiring actress.

  2. Milla Jovovich In Bodybag Cymbeline Set
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    My odds of banging her just went up considerable.

  3. Adam Lambert Jared Leto Terry Richardson
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    are we just calling shitty camera phone pics Terry Richardson art pieces now? Is that the joke?

  4. Ireland Baldwin Butt Bikini On Top Giant Rock Instagram
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    I’M THE KING OF THE UGLY FACED GIRLS!!

  5. teddy

    Shes not even in that great of shape.. now she’s a fitness expert.

  6. Kate Hudson Cleavage Legs I Wish I Was Here Set
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    Sundress camel toe?

  7. Ed Sheeran Hot Chick Backseat Hooray Henrys
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    God, this just pisses me off. That’s all.

  8. Sad Jason Segel Meme Miley Twerk
    Mista Snazzy
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    “Wheeeeere’s the Beef?”

  9. Jamie Foxx Joe Biden 50th Anniversary of the Martin Luther King I Have A Dream Speech
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    This is almost as odd a pair as Ed Sheeran and that chick in the limo.

  10. Carrie Fisher Shiny Robe Dress 70th Venice International Film Festival
    rican
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    What the hell is this, the Emperor in drag?

  11. Leonardo DiCaprio Blue Slippers Lukas Haas Fedora
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    Between Michael Bay and Leonardo, looks like cargo shorts and pants and the new fashion trend for Fall.

  12. Natalia Borges Panty Flash Upskirt Gravity Premiere 70th Venice International Film Festival
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    That’s quite a slit.

  13. Carrie Fisher Shiny Robe Dress 70th Venice International Film Festival
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    Yes Carrie, the buffet is over that way.

  14. Natalia Borges Panty Flash Upskirt Gravity Premiere 70th Venice International Film Festival
    Sheppy
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    My word!

  15. EL James Cleavage See Through Shirt Chateau Marmont
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    50 Shades of Gravy.

  16. Irina Shayk Bikini Beach Bunny Swimwear Campaign
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    I always knew that a lot of the photos probably have financial incentives behind them, but full-on logos? Shark has been jumped.

  17. Jamie Foxx Joe Biden 50th Anniversary of the Martin Luther King I Have A Dream Speech
    bergie
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    “Dude, say it, don’t spray it”

  18. Alexandra Paul Armpit Stain Riddick Premiere
    Pickle Nose
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    Alexandra Paul ended up having the last laugh, because despite the abnormal pit sweat and goblin-face, she will finally get to be the “hot one” on the Baywatch reunion special.

  19. Carrie Fisher Shiny Robe Dress 70th Venice International Film Festival
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    The slave has become the captor.

  20. Robyn Davidson Old Uma Thurman Tracks Photocall 70th Venice International Film Festival
    The Dude
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    Madonna, circa 1994

  21. Pamela Anderson Nipples See Through Dress
    Pickle Nose
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    Shit. Baywatch was a long time ago.

  22. Ed Sheeran Hot Chick Backseat Hooray Henrys
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    i didint know hobbits had cars.

  23. Carrie Fisher Shiny Robe Dress 70th Venice International Film Festival
    Skippy86
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    Princess Leahabout.

  24. Carrie Fisher Shiny Robe Dress 70th Venice International Film Festival
    bergie
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    OMG, that was HER playing Darth Vader the whole time?!

  25. Ireland Baldwin Butt Bikini On Top Giant Rock Instagram
    catapostrophe
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    I’d like to go up there.

  26. Ed Sheeran Hot Chick Backseat Hooray Henrys
    Cock Dr
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    Don’t know who he is but he sure looks like a happy ginger bear.

  27. Sad Jason Segel Meme Miley Twerk
    AC
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    TWHAT?

  28. Jamie Foxx Joe Biden 50th Anniversary of the Martin Luther King I Have A Dream Speech
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I don’t care what anniversary it is, I don’t wanna hear how you thumbplugged Katie Holmes’ ass.

  29. Alexandra Paul Armpit Stain Riddick Premiere
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    thats one way to own the red carpet.

  30. Ireland Baldwin Butt Bikini On Top Giant Rock Instagram
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    Awww, shit, she’s not gonna start twerking too, is she?

  31. Leonardo DiCaprio Blue Slippers Lukas Haas Fedora
    Pickle Nose
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    Poor Lukas Haas. Acting career over and all he has left is picking up Leo’s sloppy seconds while wearing silly hats. Acutally, doesn’t seem too bad now that I think about it…

  32. Jamie Foxx Joe Biden 50th Anniversary of the Martin Luther King I Have A Dream Speech
    catapostrophe
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    Biden has a dream.

  33. Simon Cowell Baby Mama Lauren Silverman Nipples See Through Shirt
    dontkillthemessenger
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    She should wear a Scarlet letter made out of dyed chest hair.

  34. Adam Lambert Jared Leto Terry Richardson
    Pickle Nose
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    I am overwhelmed by the douchiness of these two.

  35. Natalia Borges Panty Flash Upskirt Gravity Premiere 70th Venice International Film Festival
    SIN
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    Dammit its a thong

  36. Carrie Fisher Shiny Robe Dress 70th Venice International Film Festival
    Kris Jenner
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    One titty over there, One titty over here and both titties like what the fuck you want from me

  37. EL James Cleavage See Through Shirt Chateau Marmont
    dontkillthemessenger
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    If she wrote that, why was she still working as Arnold’s housekeeper?

  38. Ireland Baldwin Butt Bikini On Top Giant Rock Instagram
    anonymous
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    Still not as impressive as the downward chocolate starfish pose on the surfboard.

  39. Miranda Kerr Butt Legs Lingerie Instagram
    Cock Dr
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    That is quite an otherworldly farmer’s daughter layout.

  40. Pamela Anderson Nipples See Through Dress
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    No makeup? Underwear? I call bullshit.

  41. Sandra Bullock Wiping Off George Clooney Chin 70th Venice International Film Festival
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    Awww, he’s even adorable when he drools. Which is most of the time.

  42. Ireland Baldwin Butt Bikini On Top Giant Rock Instagram
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    that cartwheel is going to end badly.

  43. Carrie Fisher Shiny Robe Dress 70th Venice International Film Festival
    dontkillthemessenger
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    From the Jabba the Hutt line… he either made it or wore it. Or both.

  44. Michael Bay Transformers 4 Set
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    He looks like he is slowly morphing into James Cameron. Uh, physically, I mean.

  45. Pamela Anderson Nipples See Through Dress
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    That guy can’t decide if he’s aroused or disgusted by the trail of moisture she’s leaving

  46. Milla Jovovich In Bodybag Cymbeline Set
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    Spoiler Alert! Geez.

  47. Lindsey Gort Butt Cheetah Print Skirt The Carrie Diaries Set
    dontkillthemessenger
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    This is turning out to be the most watchable show on CW since… well… umm…. forget that part.

  48. Jason Segel Scooter Chateau Marmont
    EricLR
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    To stay at the Chateau Marmont, a gentleman must wear, carry, or ride at least 3 hipster accessories. Special exceptions are, of course, made for those staying in the Hotel’s exclusive “Drug Overdose” wing.

  49. Jamie Foxx Joe Biden 50th Anniversary of the Martin Luther King I Have A Dream Speech
    donkeylicks
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    No wait, check this out. Bidden does a pretty good Prince Charles. Ammirite!?!

  50. Milla Jovovich In Bodybag Cymbeline Set
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    WTF? Why does THAT turn me on?

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