Hey, Alec Baldwin, This Dude’s Banging Your Daughter In The Ocean
Alec Baldwin didn’t seem to give a shit when I posted a semen-themed Instagram pic of his daughter Ireland and her boyfriend Pickerel Bass, so here’s the two of them pretty much banging in the ocean. And unless Alec Baldwin is surprisingly cool with older dudes plowing his daughter with abandon, he should probably start mauling some faces off now. Then again, if he is cool with it, maybe give a wink, a nod, a notarized letter of consent with my name on it? I’m just pulling ideas out of the air here. They mean nothing.