Hey, Alec Baldwin, This Dude’s Banging Your Daughter In The Ocean

June 4th, 2013 // 41 Comments

Slater Trout is really Spencer Pratt? KHAAAAAAAAANNNNNN!!!

Alec Baldwin didn’t seem to give a shit when I posted a semen-themed Instagram pic of his daughter Ireland and her boyfriend Pickerel Bass, so here’s the two of them pretty much banging in the ocean. And unless Alec Baldwin is surprisingly cool with older dudes plowing his daughter with abandon, he should probably start mauling some faces off now. Then again, if he is cool with it, maybe give a wink, a nod, a notarized letter of consent with my name on it? I’m just pulling ideas out of the air here. They mean nothing.

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  1. Randal

    It’s great to see Spencer out and about having fun again, enjoying the high life after his time with Heidi on The Hills. His free spirited nature will bring a lot of laughs and smiles to all of Ireland and beyond.

    Randal

  2. So The Superficial had a contest to name this guy, and Pickerel Bass was the winner?

    Probably Smackup, again….

  3. Guest

    Wardrobe malfunction in photo #28/40

  4. TwoBitsJohnny

    I see nip on photo 28 of 40 in the array.

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    yoop
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    I thought kids left tags on hats? I must be getting old.

  6. I’m thinking about changing my name to Screech Gefilte-Fish. So that I too can score the babes.

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    yoop
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    Is that Joe Cocker playing in the background?

  8. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Slater Trout
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    She’s tall and has blonde hair. It ends about right there. Look at that face…not good. I’m definitely calling way overrated on this girl. I’m guessing this won’t be the last time she’s banging some guy with a beard in the ocean.

    • I’m growing a beard and moving to Daytona Beach as we speak.

    • Ben Dover

      agree, not so nice, plus shes got pics on the internet every fuckin day. getting tired of seeing her

    • JC

      Overrated? Possibly, but unlike the anonymous girls in the underwear section of the Sears catalog, I can call out her name when I’m masturbating to her pictures.

    • CrashHell

      Is it possible to be 17 and already overrated? Shit, she hasn’t even grown into her woman body. I remember a time when horny 17 year olds were the holy grail, but then again, I also remember my first beer.

  9. cc

    ‘ocean’…is that the new word for ‘anus’?

  10. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Slater Trout
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    She may have genetically inherited her mom’s long legs, but she also got her dad’s friend’s face.

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    meat
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    Tag dat ass….

  12. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Slater Trout
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    Throat cancer in 5…4…3…

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    Odbarc
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    I see a nip. No one else seems to notice (or realize that’s what pictures are for). Right between the drips.

  14. Deacon Jones

    Very hot

  15. They need a douchey couple nickname.

  16. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Slater Trout
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    Nipple!

  17. So tired of these two douches. LMAO, he does look like that fucktard Spencer.

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    john
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    I guess you could say he Slayed-Her Trout

  19. Looks like Spencer stopped wanting to play with Heidi’s Hills and decided to try Ireland’s plains.

  20. Enidaj

    At some point during this her bikini bottom gets removed and then put back on inside out.

  21. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Slater Trout
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    So that’s her sex face? Nice.

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    dontkillthemessenger
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    A tip for the fellas here…

    nothing gets the ladies hornier than the suplex.

  23. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Slater Trout
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    Nipple. Wait, how old is she!?

    Fuck me.

  24. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Slater Trout
    Teddy
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    She just pissed in the ocean

  25. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Slater Trout
    Teddy
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    Nope i’m not ready for you to put that there

  26. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Slater Trout
    Teddy
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    Oh no I’m going to be a mommy in 9 months

  27. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Slater Trout
    Ibrahim Alawadhi
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    Is that a cameltoe?

  28. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Slater Trout
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    “ahhh I think the serum is wearing off, I’m starting to feel like a raging homosexual again”

  29. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Slater Trout
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    Hmm…doesn’t appear as if she’s a virgin. I wonder if Bubba Baldwin has seen these?

  30. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Slater Trout
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    Her boyfriend is Spencer Pratt?

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    Voice of Reisling
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    Ireland Baldwin, now starring in “Suddenly Average”

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    Mama Pinkus
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    besides being freakishly tall, she is very, very average

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