I’ll Fight Anyone Who Doesn’t Think Michelle Pfeiffer Looks Incredible For Her Age And Other News

- The cast of Desperate Housewives is apparently cheap as fuck. [Dlisted]

- Redheads are torches now. Or something. Boobs, this link has boobs. [theCHIVE]

- Cameron Diaz might be getting Fassbent as we speak. [Lainey Gossip]

- The E-Trade Baby is now the E-Trade kindergartener. [BuzzFeed]

- Nina Dobrev is really flexible making her the perfect pet detective’s assistant. [Popoholic]

- Kelly Bensimon swimsuit photos. Whee? [Hollywood Tuna]

- Britney Spears is officially signed to X-Factor. [TooFab]

- Carmen Electra bikini photos. WHEEEEEE!! [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Anna Faris is pregnant. [Starpulse]

- It’s Gangster Baby Goose, everybody. [FilmDrunk]

- Dr. Phil got T.O. on stage with three of his baby mamas. [Bleacher Report]

- Toddlers & Tiara is officially trying to summon Satan now. That’s all there is to it. [HuffPost Entertainment]

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