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Fifty-four. According to my top secret internet sources she’s 54.
Not bad at all. No big tats or evidence of a ludicrous boob job. Well done Michelle.
Please don’t ruin this illusion by posting pics of her next week doing the Miami Beach bikini walk.
Seriously!, motherfucker seriously!? stfu!
Madonna, are you looking? This is how you look HOT over 50!
While you’re at it, Madonna, selling your soul to the devil never works, no matter what he’s offering. Trust me on this one.
Anna Faris… has not aged well.
Michelle Pfeiffer looks younger than Lindsay Lohan.
And you’ll lose, Fish.
What’s incredible is her ass in the movie ‘Into the Night’.
One of the most fapworthy asses you’ll see.
Speaking of which, if you see that movie (which you should, for a variety of reasons) check out the body on an actress called Kathryn Harrold…she hasn’t made too many movies, but when you see her in this you’ll realize she has one of the greatest natural bodies of all time.
She is a beautiful woman at any age, no doubt. But look at her puffy face though – she’s got fillers out the ying-yang.
She’s one of the more subtle ones, but I’m not loving this whole “chop up and inject the shit out of your face” trend. It’s getting to be this zero sum game where nobody’s allowed to look old anymore – just increasingly like creepy aliens.
Yes, she does look like she’s had some injections, but I wonder if her face just looks puffier because she’s gained a bit of weight since when she was one of the most in-demand actresses.
Forget about it. It’s just that first picture. Weird angle.
That’s the best looking 78 year old that I’ve ever seen.
I want to add her as a facebook friend, because that’s the only way I would come close to poking her …
She looks incredible for someone at any age. 54? Wow. Gives me hope for when I’m that age.
You, too, can look incredible at 54 if you can afford a plastic surgeon, personal trainer, and dietician, like movie stars can.
Plastic surgeon maybe, but the personal trainer and dietitian thing is a fat chick excuse. Come on man, it’s not that hard to exercise and eat right.
I’m a chick. My job involves a lot of exercise, I do my best to eat wholesome and nutritious meals, and I support this message.
I should add that I am in my thirties, and I get hit on by college boys now.
You should further add that its an electoral college, populated by old guys, and that you were voted “most likely to post delusional stories online”.
Smapdi is just jealous cuz he knows he’ll never get to bang you, Blech. And also because he gets zero pussy in general.
kimmykimkim also gets no sex, and because she’s bisexual, that makes her failure rate twice mine.
College boys hit on anything.
I’ll take her and Christie Brinkley in a granny fantasy three-way. Sorry Stephanie Seymour… You can only run the camera.
No, no. Stephanie can join. I want to fuck all three of them. The world is upside down, these 3 women look hotter than some women half their age.
Michelle Pfeiffer is still delicious.
Michelle Pfeiffer is a fucking goddess regardless of her age.
Two fried eggs hanging on a nail
I don’t know her age, and I don’t care. Beautiful is beautiful at any age, and Michelle has always been incredibly beautiful.
I don’t think she’s using fillers. If she is, well good for her; there’s nothing wrong with a little maintenance. I think that aside from hard work, eating clean and trying to eliminate stress in her life, she simply hit the genetic lottery. Think about it, she’s always been ridiculously hot without having to try. Good for her.
Yep. I would.
She looks OK in a good light or from a distance. If you use the zoom function, she’s got plenty of wrinkles. Still, better than a bad facelift.
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Are you joking with this comment?! She’s 54, wrinkles happen. Zoom in that close on anybodies damn face no matter what age and it’s not going to be perfect…I just can’t even….
Michelle Pfeiffer will always be my goddess!
Why the qualifier “for her age” — she looks incredible, period! Thank you again, internet for reminding me that once I turn 30, no matter what I accomplish, I’m officially a write-off. Overcome your biology already, will you men? You’re missing out.
HA HA! They finally threw Rosie back into the stands where she belongs!