Here’s a pissed-off Britney Spears leaving the Marmalade Cafe in Calabasas yesterday presumably after finding out her bodyguard lied and it wasn’t KFC. While tricking her to eat salad is becoming increasingly important, it’s a kind of a dick thing to do considering Mickey Mouse most likely showed up in the past week or so to inform Britney she’s not allowed to flash her “bergina” anymore.
MICKEY: Haha! Hi, Britney! Only Miley Cyrus gets to show her special place now. I hope we can still be friends.
BRITNEY: …. In my brains, you looks like a sandwich.
MICKEY: Haha! (Get me the fuck outta here.)