Ice-T’s Son Arrested For Being a Wankster

January 26th, 2011 // 49 Comments

The comedy takes cares of itself on this one, so let’s jump right into it. Ice-T‘s 19-year-old son, the literally named “Ice Marrow,” was arrested for masturbating outside of a Van Nuys strip club, according to MediaTakeOut.com:

What happened? Well it depends on WHO you ask. Lil Ice’s friends and supporters say he was attempting to USE THE BATHROOM outside of a Van Nuys SKRIP CLUB.
Other folks, however, say that Lil Ice was RELIEVING HIMSELF . . . from all that BUILT UP PRESSURE he had after getting a few lap dances.

Ice Marrow was released on $5,000 bail which usually doesn’t happen for your run of the mill public urination, but, honestly, can you blame the poor kid? Look who his stepmom is. Which raises another question, why even bother going to a strip club in the first place? But I digress. What’s clearly happened here is a failure on Ice-T’s part to have an important talk that every father should have with his son, and that talk is every stripper is secretly a hooker. All of them. A.) Law school is expensive. And B.) You can’t have dudes jacking off in the alley all night. That’s just bad business.

Photos: Getty

superficial

  1. That Guy

    Ice T to Son: (Points To Son) “Mast-ah-bate-aaaaaaaaaaaaah!”

  2. Can you blame him? Look who his parents are..

    • I am surprised that he had anything left in him considering who is step mom is. I am sure he has tons of friends that only come over to spank it in his bed room..

    • Pic #4 looks like a classic “pimp and his ho” pic…but I’m not gonna lie, I like that jacket she has on and I’d wear the shit out of it!!

  3. RoboZombie

    Why doesn’t Ice-T just buy a Real Doll? I’ll tell you why, they don’t make ‘em with asses that huge! The plant machinery would explode.

    • Mermok

      It doesn’t make sense to buy a real doll when you have a girlfriend, or an active sex life, or don’t want to have sex with a fricking doll for whatever reason.

  4. TomFrank

    I didn’t know Van Nuys was in New York.

  5. Mortimer Duke

    Coco is a cheap ugly skank. Why didnt she go have the “talk” with the kid and then jack him off later? Like father? Really like son.

  6. slappy magoo

    Wow, Ice-T’s son has incredible cans.

    Oh…right…Coco…never mind…

  7. Racer X

    Ice T’s son Ice Milk.

    /got nothing

  8. Richard McBeef

    Shouldn’t there be nipples on that thang?

  9. ruth

    I think you need to go up a dress size.

  10. I love the skrip club more than anybody else, but I agree. You can go home and see coco tweeting pics of her ass, so why even go to the club. I would love to relive myself in Coco with those curves, big tits, and ass.

    • Kelley

      You sound like the typical short, fat, bald ugly dude that’s too homely to catch a real woman so you have to rely on “skrip clubs” just to be able to even get close to one….and that’s AFTER you’ve PAID them.

      • You sound like the typical fat, short, ugly bitch whose boyfriend or husband that goes to “skrip clubs” because he doesn’t want to look at your ugly ass stuff food down her mouth all day. I’m sorry, did my screen name bring back bad memories for you. Your the reason men go to “skrip clubs” in the first place. Learn to suck a dick and you may be able to keep a man bitch

  11. Manowl

    Aedipus meets Russ Meyer

  12. Bucky Barnes

    Oh good, now he can change his name to Pee-Wee-T.

  13. Cock Dr

    An excellent excuse to post more photos of the moon bounce goddess.

  14. story doesn’t make sense. never heard of arresting someone for doing that in a sttrip club. usually they just throw them out.

  15. Coco Ice-T
    God
    Commented on this photo:

    IM NOT SATISFIED.

  16. it’s a misdemeanor. no need for a lawyer, he’ll get himself off

  17. Deacon Jones

    Doesn’t he have any street cred to get a complimentary “tug” when he’s in there. Man, that sounds desperate.

  18. Coco Ice-T
    Donutz
    Commented on this photo:

    Jesus look at her tits! It’s like they put more silicone that could possibly fit inside her chest and it’s trying to break out!! Not hating btw, I’d totally motorboat all day but, damn that shit looks weird…

  19. Kelley

    OK, Coco, we get it, you have tits, and huge, grotesque, fake and very ugly ones at that. Must you dress like a two-dollar whore to constantly remind us ? Gah …

  20. Ice-T has a son named “Ice Marrow” as in Bone Marrow, are u fucken kidding me?No wonder he spanks the monkey in public with a name like that!

  21. amy

    Is ice-t……white? Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

  22. firstofthefallen

    It sounds as though Ice-T should raise his sons allowance so he can just pay for the hookers instead of having to jerk it in the parking lot.
    And why was he doing it in front of his friends? That may be the real question to be asking.

  23. cc

    What’s really effed up about these two is both of them think she looks good. If they did breast and ass reduction she would still be an ugly bitch.

    • sam

      I’m not so sure about the ugly bitch part. If she could tone it down she wouldn’t be completely awful: cover up the cans, reign in the ass, go up a size and scrape off a couple layers of the slap on her face and she would be okay.

      Of course, I like Ice-T so I’m probably giving her a huge benefit of the doubt. I do think the biggest problem most people have with her isn’t the face or the body, it’s the skankiness.

  24. Coco Ice-T
    Commented on this photo:

    One of them has hard nipples. The other one has big tits.

  25. Ice T looks like a proud 5th grader showing off his science product.

  26. Coco Ice-T
    Gilberator
    Commented on this photo:

    “Why God? Ice Marrow was such a good boy! Why?!?! Oh…oh yeah…right. All that bitches and ho’s and my man-made blow-up doll wife stuff. I forgot. Jack away, my boy. New Jack away.”

  27. Took me out one night, Out with the freaks
    If ever there was pussy, Evil Dick would seek
    My girl caught me skeezin’. She said I wasn’t shit.
    I said: “Wasn’t me baby, It was the mother fucker Evil Dick!”

    - Evil Dick by Body Count (Ice-T, lead singer)

  28. fuzzmonster

    Dear Hulk Hogan,
    I’ve found a nice young man, worthy of your daughter’s hand….

  29. Coco Ice-T
    Meh
    Commented on this photo:

    Her tits look weird here. Reminds me of a body builders chest on steroids.

  30. tjpsf1

    Should have listened to Body Count’s -Stripper, he would have just gotten an escort.

  31. Jarkko

    Considering his dad is an actor in a Sex Crimes show i think this is pretty fucking hilarious.

    That being said, he didn’t rape anybody, and SVU kicks loads of ass.

  32. Coco Ice-T
    Paloma
    Commented on this photo:

    Damn! Ice sure has let himself go! She is obviously the money maker these days. She might look like a freak but I feel bad that she has to have sex with THAT!

  33. Hellfukk666

    Its one of life’s little lessons. Don’t Jerk Off in public, Especialy outside a Titty Bar/Strip Club. Maybe if he told them that he is Ice-T’s son, A Stripper would of given him a free Blow Job.

  34. Coco Ice-T
    DKK
    Commented on this photo:

    She is gorgeous. She is too good for him!

Leave A Comment