Look at Coco!” he said, pointing out his wife. “Look at that ass! You can’t get that unless you are Ice-T!”
- Ice-T expressing his love for Coco while simultaneously dashing the dreams of everyone not named Ice-T. We live in a cruel world. [Popeater]
Photos: WireImage
He needs a shave
So does she. And some Lipo.
Thanks T…
You can keep it all for yourself though, Braugh
Exactly
He can have the fat assed cow!!!
I have dared to look down into the great valley….and I have seen strange things.
No! Not too close. Close is bad.
agreed… she is more a hot from far away gal
i feel so ashamed. i’m not Ice-T so I’ll never bang a chick that looks like a dude.
seriously. give that broad a dutch-boy haircut, blo-torch the make-up off, and its fucking HE-MAN (and the Masters of the Universe!). totally.
LOL. He-Ass, masters of the crackuverse.
Probably at this point the ball has been dropped, the heels are killing her, and all she can think about is getting paid & going home.
probably….but she still has 1 hr to midnight…….clock on the tv
Dammit, someone get Coco a drink!
“Look at Coco!” he said, pointing out his wife. “Look at that ass! You can’t get that unless you are Ice-T!”
Does he mean Coco’s ass, or herpes?
+2!
Nice boob-flaps. Maybe you should consider doing porn with teen mom.
who would have thought Ice-T is gay.
I don’t think men are attracted to it so much as pulled up by its gravitational force.
I bet all kinds of stuff burns up upon entry into her assmosphere..
i’ll bet ice t everything he has in his bank account that there have been other dudes not named ice t who have gotten that ass long before him
Maybe, but it wasn’t always that big. Ice-T is proud he helped grow that ass. Being married to it it’s understandable that would he have some proprietary ideas about the ass.
SHAM MARRIAGE!
she is overdue for a replacement of those implants. yuk.
When people have asses this big the turds must be phenomenal. I can see why the man is proud.
hahaha “Damn Leroy, see what this bitch left in the toilet man.”
The media neglected to report the second half of that last sentence, “…unless you are Ice-T and take your woman to a Holiday Inn New Year’s Eve buffet.”
…once a week.
In related news, Ice-T will re-enter the music scene with his new single “Pumpkin Bottom Jean’s”…
There sure are a lot of embarrassing attempts for “The Most Important People on the Internet” today…
I think it is nice that he is proud of his tranny whore. Romantic in a “Cop Killer” sort a way.
Still more real than Heidi Montag.
seems to me that those implants are trying to crawl out through her skin. classy.
and now we can officially see exactly where they fucked up on her implants
He told all of you!!!
I wonder who sodomizes who in that relationship.
@Peanutty…..um, turds aren’t created and stored in ass cheeks dude. She probably has normal turds they just have a really long way to travel to get out, I bet she uses a whole roll of tp and a box of baby wipes every time. God I hope so anyway.
LOL, exactly what I was thinking.
I really never contemplated the long travelled road of Coco’s turds. Thanks for that. Her skidmarks are longer than I -95….
dayum well it’s not half bad a photo.. just wish instead of these coconutheads we could see 15 mins of that homeless voiceover guy..
If my wifes ass ever got that fat I’d put her on a diet………
The best DuPont wife money can buy iceT can keep that freaky looking bitch.
I’d rather have Kelly Clarkson, her plump ass is real plus her vagina smells like KFC instead of coco’s burning plastic ass.
Amen brother!
pics 3 & 4: Coco’s warm-up routine exposed…
I think this is the most covered up I’ve EVER seen her.
as long as Ice-T holds up his end of the promise, he’s doing mankind a service. May he never die.
That shit looks like a nasty she-male!
OR anyone else with an active twitter account.
This whore is delusional, she’s not hot in the least, and her body is disgusting.
yep – its for sure – this was a man at some point…
WEIRD you can see where the real boob ends and fake boob begins..
just try to find a copy of it.
KIM KARDASHIAN IS CLOSE!!
lol how did she become famous? why is she called coco? she lookes more like a lemon . what? i dont get this.
Jealous I’m sure!!!
I’m sorry, but there isn’t a thing appealing about that ass. I think it’s gross, keep it.
Compared to the photos we normally see of Coco, she seems strangly over-dressed.
so that’s how she inflates them then.
I’ll try to manage without…gosh, it will be tough…
I’d like to do some rubbing in too.
She looks like Hulk Hogan in drag
The title is misleading. If Ice-T were “rubbing it in” we’d all need a thorough Karen Silkwood-style scrubbing.
Yooo!! Thats dj Breezy B behind her on the 1s n 2s!!!
So you can’t have your pick in the litter unless you’re Ice-T? Well, fucking dammit!
He is one lucky bastard
Ice T should win a Nobel prize for keeping Coco away from the rest of us. WTF do people find attractive about her? She is … portly … rubinesque … plump … disgusting really. Ick … no more Coco for 2011 PLEASE!!! Not many of us are going KooKoo for Coco’s Puffs Fish ….
It looks like Jessica Rabbit ate a water buffalo.
It just looks like a water buffalo in Jessica Rabbit’s dress.
Yes the haters our out in full force now! Good for you Ice but you are wrong about one thing!! I can take her from you and give her back before you knew she was even missing…. lol.. She ain’t that faithful bro….