I Want To Be Salma Hayek’s Sunglasses and Other News

June 9th, 2011 // 37 Comments

Posted by Photo Boy

- Flo Rida got a DUI. [Popeater]

- If this beard isn’t obscuring a penis, then this isn’t really a Sacha Baron Cohen film. [Huffington Post]

- George Clooney breaks up with Elisabetta Canalis in 3..2..1… [Dlisted]

- James Franco just wore out his welcome. [Lainey Gossip]

- But Stacy Keibler can stay. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Miss USA Rima Fakih is in a bikini. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Erin Heatherton is in lingerie. [Popoholic]

- Gabrielle Union thinks it’s wrong to shoot a man right after he rapes you. No, really. [IDLYITW]

- Jennifer Love Hewitt is the worst actress of the modern era. But only according to critics, box office failure and anyone with eyes and ears. [TooFab]

- Kanye West‘s new girlfriend is all class. [Celebslam]

- I don’t care about the message in this video, but this guy really knows how to trash a bike. [Videogum]

- Zack Galifianakis can finally say “I made it.” [FilmDrunk]

- And not just because he told Ke$ha to fuck off. [Starpulse]

- Brit Morgan shares her name with a pornstar and wants to get it on with Mila Kunis. What is selective reading anyway? [Maxim]

- Louis CK has definitely gotten better with age. [BuzzFeed]

- The Top 25 Worst Wardrobe Malfunctions in Sports [Bleacher Report]

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  1. Clarence Beeks

    but she’s a Grandma! She’s over 40! she can’t be hot according to some schmucks on this site.

  2. Cardinal Fang

    Classic sweater kittens.

  3. Salma Hayek
    Nice!
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  4. Salma Hayek
    Nick
    Commented on this photo:

    We need to see Selma i a bikini!!!

  5. Salma Hayek
    Coyote
    Commented on this photo:

    Like a 1962 Sauternes, She is absolutely delectable

  6. Salma Hayek
    Amir
    Commented on this photo:

    Now we’re talking!, ladies take note of the gold standard.

  7. Asoto

    “Gabrielle Union thinks it’s wrong to shoot a man right after he rapes you. No, really.”

    Wait, you don’t think it’s wrong?!

  8. Salma Hayek
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    That Pippa women being touted as Britian’s Ass of the Century should take note.
    Personally, I don’t think there’s any competition.

  9. Bvck

    Who’s she talking to, her dirty old husband?

  10. anonym

    that’s hot.
    more women should be like kanye’s gf and go commando.

    George clooney should just come out already.
    we all know he’s gay.
    elizabeth canalass looks like a man.

  11. Salma Hayek
    GeorgeWBush
    Commented on this photo:

    There’s the money shot

  12. timmy the dying boy

    JLH really isn’t a bad actress. She just can’t tell whether a movie script is shite or not.

  13. the captain

    I wonder: YOU ALL PASSED KINDERGARTEN?

  14. Salma Hayek
    Blech
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s gorgeous. Love her.

    WHERE did she get those jeans? I want.

  15. Salma Hayek
    Commented on this photo:

    I want to be her iPhone.

  16. Salma Hayek
    J.R.
    Commented on this photo:

    I want to be her panties!

  17. Metacritic

    Salma´s tits…mmmmh!
    fap fap fap

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