I Don’t Remember Elizabeth Taylor Being So Orange

May 10th, 2012 // 71 Comments
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So despite all the reasons mentioned in this Woody Allen post and the fact that she’s Lindsay Lohan in general, A&E decided to showcase her anyway at last night’s upfronts to promote her role as Elizabeth Taylor in the upcoming Lifetime movie Liz & Dick (actual title). And, of course, to thank them for taking a gamble on her, Lindsay showed up looking like she got shitfaced high and passed out in a spray tan booth before stumbling over. She’s all business now.

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  1. MarkM

    She looks EXACTLY like Elizabeth Taylor! I can’t wait to see Chris Brown as Richard Burton!

    • Alex

      He couldn’t do it. Too busy with the Tina Turner biopic (as a blonde-haired Ike…they couldn’t get him to go back natural).

  2. Don’t remember? Here ya go:

    [img]http://static.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/gallery/elizabeth-taylor-pic.jpg[/img]

    But, see, I’ve just figured it out: Lindsay Lohan is playing old Liz Taylor. Any word on who’s playing the young version?

  3. Joaquin ingles

    Mmm… foie gras.

  4. She’s aging at approximately twice the normal rate. So when she dies, she’ll still look like a pretty good 60 year old.

  5. tits mcgee

    Man, Hollywood (and second-rate tv stations) need to cut it out with this biopic bullshit. Instead of people picking up a book and reading about someone, let’s use their name, some major plot points from their lives, cut out anything unsavory, and turn their story into some faux inspirational bullshit for a pack of tards (the audience).

  6. Lindsay Lohan Spray Tan A&E Upfront
    Joaquin ingles
    Commented on this photo:

    Hahaha

  7. Dramatic Puddle

    She’s looking pretty bad; too much work done on her face and too many drugs. Chick looks rode hard and put away wet, and that’s an accomplishment, seeing as how she prefers the vag.

  8. Lindsay Lohan Spray Tan A&E Upfront
    Commented on this photo:

    She doesn’t look ALL that bad considering she’s working as a chimney sweep when not “following her bliss”, which is showing up uninvited to events.

  9. Lindsay Lohan Spray Tan A&E Upfront
    oh i know
    Commented on this photo:

    dumbass is high as a kite….she’ll never learn….

  10. Jack Ketch

    Everything about this photo-op, or whatever the fuck it is, is hideous, just hideous. And it’s pathetic that she’s gone to so much trouble with surgery/botox/fillers in an attempt to revive a careers that’s been in the shitter since she stole that fur coat from a restaurant. Another poster said that Michelle Pfeiffer looks younger. They were right. And Michelle is 30 years older. Is that scary or what ?

  11. Nathiest

    OP never heard of make up.

  12. Dick Hell

    Exclusive footage from Lindsay’s screen test.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDA6bFg6dCA

  13. Lindsay Lohan Spray Tan A&E Upfront
    Netta
    Commented on this photo:

    HEEEEEEEY YOUUUUUUUUU GUUUUUUUUUUUYS!

  14. Cock Dr

    It’s as if Liz Taylor was resurrected…with fetal alcohol syndrome.

  15. Lindsay Lohan Spray Tan A&E Upfront
    oh i know
    Commented on this photo:

    what.the.fuck.????

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    JC
    Commented on this photo:

    “Dude, you have any Cool Ranch Doritos? No? What about Cheetos? Ho-Hos? Aww…man…”

  17. WTF

    in your posts about LL i don’t think you talk enough about her face.
    WTF happened to it??!?!?! Botox? Plastic Surgery? Seriously, it’s a bloated mess to go along with sheeped up lips. What a disgraceful sad mess!

    • dooood

      very frequent abuse of drugs and alcohol will accelerate the aging process dramatically.
      but to be fair, she gives drug addicts and alcoholics as well as childish, egomaniacal, pathological liars a bad name.

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    rantatonne
    Commented on this photo:

    In all fairness she could be regressing into the role, this being step 2 : matching the dementia and drug dependency that accompanies old age. Step 1 : was of course matching death with her dead career. If her performance is anything like her prep, it will be one for the ages.

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    Crissy
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    I like how botox makes these stupid women look like they got punched right in the middle of the forehead. Nice bump fucktard!

  20. Lindsay Lohan Spray Tan A&E Upfront
    Commented on this photo:

    This picture actually reminded me of a movement of Modest Mussorgsky’s Pictures at an Exhibition that was titled in Latin.
    “Con mortuis in lingua mortua”
    “With the dead in a language of the dead”

  21. Lindsay Lohan Spray Tan A&E Upfront
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    I actually do see a facial resemblance between Lohan and La Liz here. Of course Taylor’s been dead for about two years now, so the skin on her face will probably look a lot like Lindsay’s does now.

  22. tom

    So how long before she enters the 27 club ?

  23. Vandinz

    Those eyebrows … they’re calling my name …

  24. Archie Leach

    And the REALLY fucking wierd thing is?

    When cokehead joins the 27 Club, everyone (media/Hollywood press corp, etc.) will be bemoaning “the loss of a great actress and an overall great person”. TRUST ME ON THIS.

    • I don’t think anyone could seriously report on her being a great person at this point, but there *will* be a lot of blah blah about “wasted potential”.

  25. Outspoken

    WOW MAN!! She look so HOT!! A comeback is in the making! I’m so happy for her> HOT!!!!

  26. Franka

    I don’t care what anyone says. You gotta hand it to her; she is still kept herself in the public eye. One rarely hears about Paris Hilton or Nicole Richie any longer. She is definitely scrappy.

    • You can’t be a celebrity call girl without staying some sort of celebrity.

    • dooood

      good point bra but give it time.
      disney is always working on the next jailbait tart in their laboratories who will take LL’s place as the next
      washed up (at 25) embarrassing loser junkie, disgraceful
      joke of a human being and laughing stock of the
      industry and web blogs alike.

      however, she’s still got a good shot at making it into
      the junkie loser hall of fame.

    • 1999

      thats because nicole ricchie cleaned her act. paris hilton is just living her life. She’s a rich girl, she doesn’t need to worry about anything.
      Lindsay Lohan is known for all the wrong reasons, she’s a joke.

  27. I really hope she pulls herself together and starts taking her work seriously again. And lay off the drugs, they’re not worth it.

    • dooood

      i mean robert downy junior somehow managed to save himself.
      would’ve never predicted that 15 years ago.
      but you have to want to win that battle.

      you realize who you’re talking about right?

      • RDJ actually showed up and did his job all the years he was high. Plus, fair or unfair, he’s a guy and can “come back” at any time in his career and still have a career. Lindsay is pissing away her value years. She can’t realistically come back at 40 and expect RDJ-style success.

  28. Lindsay Lohan Spray Tan A&E Upfront
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    Think she was too high to remember to tuck the lower part of her hair under the cap in the tanning booth?

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    Pixie
    Commented on this photo:

    If she’s going to wear a hairpiece, MAKE IT LESS OBVIOUS. And also – WTF happened to her fucking face?

  30. dooood

    they should’ve let the GLBT community handle this project.
    they have lots of talent for dramatic nonsense as well as
    a shred of dignity.

  31. Lindsay Lohan Spray Tan A&E Upfront
    blah
    Commented on this photo:

    she is just wearing a thick layer of makeup.
    Obviously her makeup artist for that night, did a line with her.
    *tsk *tsk*

  32. Lindsay Lohan Spray Tan A&E Upfront
    ET Phone Home
    Commented on this photo:

    why is the only tan part of her face her eyebrow/lower forehead?

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    Pixie
    Commented on this photo:

    Her face reminds me of that movie, Death Becomes Her, where they had to use caulking and spackle and spraypaint to keep up their beauty regimen.

  34. Lindsay Lohan Spray Tan A&E Upfront
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    Why is her forehead 4 darker shades of orange more than the rest of her face?

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    1999
    Commented on this photo:

    its strange but if i didnt know she was lindsay lohan and she was just some random girl in the street, id actually think she’s kind of pretty. but her name comes with so much baggage.
    I think her personality makes her extra ugly

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    Buddy The Elf
    Commented on this photo:

    Lame they are bringing the Joker back for another Batman.

  37. Lindsay Lohan Spray Tan A&E Upfront
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    Gaping nostrils and huge fake teeth. How attractive.

  38. Lindsay Lohan Spray Tan A&E Upfront
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    Saying she looks like a transsexual would be an insult to transsexuals everywhere. She’s just hideous.

  39. Lindsay Lohan Spray Tan A&E Upfront
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    I don’t know how the rest of you feel, but the ancient Egyptian Priests who mummified her head did one bang-up job.

  40. Lindsay Lohan Spray Tan A&E Upfront
    spartacus
    Commented on this photo:

    One decent set of pics and now she’s given up again

  41. The Everlasting Know-it-all

    I don’t think there is a hollywood actress that’s alive that could be made up to be as beautiful as Liz Taylor. Sorry, Linz.

  42. quagmire

    Her face looks different this week. She can play Liz Taylor now and MJ in five years! It’s a perfectly flawless career strategy.

  43. Lindsay Lohan Spray Tan A&E Upfront
    MeatyBeans
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks like a cave woman.

  44. Lindsay Lohan Spray Tan A&E Upfront
    MeatyBeans
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s high as fxck

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    Grand Poobah
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like an old two tone brown Buick I used to own! Then again the Buick looked one hell of a lot nicer

  46. Lindsay Lohan Spray Tan A&E Upfront
    Mama Pinkus
    Commented on this photo:

    Megan Fox has that same frozen expression

  47. Oh Ew. It’s a fat oompa loompa skank. Oh wait, it’s Just Lindsay Lohan. But still looks like an ugly fat ass oompa loompa to me.

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    Jamie
    Commented on this photo:

    actually, she looks like Dr Zaius

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    Kat
    Commented on this photo:

    What a fucking mess.

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    Little Tongue
    Commented on this photo:

    Hope for Lindsay that she got to bed that dude she’s with. He’s got the perfect mouth for cunnilingus + he seems to be packing major goodies. I’d do him in a heartbeat. Yumm.

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