So despite all the reasons mentioned in this Woody Allen post and the fact that she’s Lindsay Lohan in general, A&E decided to showcase her anyway at last night’s upfronts to promote her role as Elizabeth Taylor in the upcoming Lifetime movie Liz & Dick (actual title). And, of course, to thank them for taking a gamble on her, Lindsay showed up looking like she got shitfaced high and passed out in a spray tan booth before stumbling over. She’s all business now.
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She looks EXACTLY like Elizabeth Taylor! I can’t wait to see Chris Brown as Richard Burton!
He couldn’t do it. Too busy with the Tina Turner biopic (as a blonde-haired Ike…they couldn’t get him to go back natural).
Don’t remember? Here ya go:
[img]http://static.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/gallery/elizabeth-taylor-pic.jpg[/img]
But, see, I’ve just figured it out: Lindsay Lohan is playing old Liz Taylor. Any word on who’s playing the young version?
David Archuleta
Haha good lord, that’s not far off at all!
hahahaha! “Liz, the drug soaked years”….sort of like being chosen to play fat elvis….
trying to remember who david archuleta is….
think he was that dude who those dumb underage bitches were screaming over on that episode of tosh
Mmm… foie gras.
She’s aging at approximately twice the normal rate. So when she dies, she’ll still look like a pretty good 60 year old.
Man, Hollywood (and second-rate tv stations) need to cut it out with this biopic bullshit. Instead of people picking up a book and reading about someone, let’s use their name, some major plot points from their lives, cut out anything unsavory, and turn their story into some faux inspirational bullshit for a pack of tards (the audience).
Hahaha
She’s looking pretty bad; too much work done on her face and too many drugs. Chick looks rode hard and put away wet, and that’s an accomplishment, seeing as how she prefers the vag.
so she was definitely put away wet…. ;)
She doesn’t look ALL that bad considering she’s working as a chimney sweep when not “following her bliss”, which is showing up uninvited to events.
dumbass is high as a kite….she’ll never learn….
That is one really bad picture, looks like wax
Everything about this photo-op, or whatever the fuck it is, is hideous, just hideous. And it’s pathetic that she’s gone to so much trouble with surgery/botox/fillers in an attempt to revive a careers that’s been in the shitter since she stole that fur coat from a restaurant. Another poster said that Michelle Pfeiffer looks younger. They were right. And Michelle is 30 years older. Is that scary or what ?
OP never heard of make up.
Exclusive footage from Lindsay’s screen test.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDA6bFg6dCA
That’s not fair to a true, natural beauty such as Lindsay. Here’s the real exclusive footage form Lindsay’s screen test.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kc9Qy-rRXSU
As Shakespeare wrote, A rose by any other name would smell as sweet.
HEEEEEEEY YOUUUUUUUUU GUUUUUUUUUUUYS!
It’s as if Liz Taylor was resurrected…with fetal alcohol syndrome.
what.the.fuck.????
yeah, seriously, what the fuck? Is she growing a unibrow?
“Dude, you have any Cool Ranch Doritos? No? What about Cheetos? Ho-Hos? Aww…man…”
in your posts about LL i don’t think you talk enough about her face.
WTF happened to it??!?!?! Botox? Plastic Surgery? Seriously, it’s a bloated mess to go along with sheeped up lips. What a disgraceful sad mess!
very frequent abuse of drugs and alcohol will accelerate the aging process dramatically.
but to be fair, she gives drug addicts and alcoholics as well as childish, egomaniacal, pathological liars a bad name.
In all fairness she could be regressing into the role, this being step 2 : matching the dementia and drug dependency that accompanies old age. Step 1 : was of course matching death with her dead career. If her performance is anything like her prep, it will be one for the ages.
I like how botox makes these stupid women look like they got punched right in the middle of the forehead. Nice bump fucktard!
This picture actually reminded me of a movement of Modest Mussorgsky’s Pictures at an Exhibition that was titled in Latin.
“Con mortuis in lingua mortua”
“With the dead in a language of the dead”
I actually do see a facial resemblance between Lohan and La Liz here. Of course Taylor’s been dead for about two years now, so the skin on her face will probably look a lot like Lindsay’s does now.
So how long before she enters the 27 club ?
Those eyebrows … they’re calling my name …
yea they are, if your name is FRIDA!!
And the REALLY fucking wierd thing is?
When cokehead joins the 27 Club, everyone (media/Hollywood press corp, etc.) will be bemoaning “the loss of a great actress and an overall great person”. TRUST ME ON THIS.
I don’t think anyone could seriously report on her being a great person at this point, but there *will* be a lot of blah blah about “wasted potential”.
WOW MAN!! She look so HOT!! A comeback is in the making! I’m so happy for her> HOT!!!!
I don’t care what anyone says. You gotta hand it to her; she is still kept herself in the public eye. One rarely hears about Paris Hilton or Nicole Richie any longer. She is definitely scrappy.
You can’t be a celebrity call girl without staying some sort of celebrity.
good point bra but give it time.
disney is always working on the next jailbait tart in their laboratories who will take LL’s place as the next
washed up (at 25) embarrassing loser junkie, disgraceful
joke of a human being and laughing stock of the
industry and web blogs alike.
however, she’s still got a good shot at making it into
the junkie loser hall of fame.
thats because nicole ricchie cleaned her act. paris hilton is just living her life. She’s a rich girl, she doesn’t need to worry about anything.
Lindsay Lohan is known for all the wrong reasons, she’s a joke.
I really hope she pulls herself together and starts taking her work seriously again. And lay off the drugs, they’re not worth it.
i mean robert downy junior somehow managed to save himself.
would’ve never predicted that 15 years ago.
but you have to want to win that battle.
you realize who you’re talking about right?
RDJ actually showed up and did his job all the years he was high. Plus, fair or unfair, he’s a guy and can “come back” at any time in his career and still have a career. Lindsay is pissing away her value years. She can’t realistically come back at 40 and expect RDJ-style success.
Think she was too high to remember to tuck the lower part of her hair under the cap in the tanning booth?
If she’s going to wear a hairpiece, MAKE IT LESS OBVIOUS. And also – WTF happened to her fucking face?
they should’ve let the GLBT community handle this project.
they have lots of talent for dramatic nonsense as well as
a shred of dignity.
she is just wearing a thick layer of makeup.
Obviously her makeup artist for that night, did a line with her.
*tsk *tsk*
why is the only tan part of her face her eyebrow/lower forehead?
Her face reminds me of that movie, Death Becomes Her, where they had to use caulking and spackle and spraypaint to keep up their beauty regimen.
Why is her forehead 4 darker shades of orange more than the rest of her face?
When she passed out, her head fell into puddle of tanning solution.
its strange but if i didnt know she was lindsay lohan and she was just some random girl in the street, id actually think she’s kind of pretty. but her name comes with so much baggage.
I think her personality makes her extra ugly
Lame they are bringing the Joker back for another Batman.
Gaping nostrils and huge fake teeth. How attractive.
Saying she looks like a transsexual would be an insult to transsexuals everywhere. She’s just hideous.
I don’t know how the rest of you feel, but the ancient Egyptian Priests who mummified her head did one bang-up job.
One decent set of pics and now she’s given up again
I don’t think there is a hollywood actress that’s alive that could be made up to be as beautiful as Liz Taylor. Sorry, Linz.
Her face looks different this week. She can play Liz Taylor now and MJ in five years! It’s a perfectly flawless career strategy.
She looks like a cave woman.
She’s high as fxck
Looks like an old two tone brown Buick I used to own! Then again the Buick looked one hell of a lot nicer
Megan Fox has that same frozen expression
Oh Ew. It’s a fat oompa loompa skank. Oh wait, it’s Just Lindsay Lohan. But still looks like an ugly fat ass oompa loompa to me.
actually, she looks like Dr Zaius
What a fucking mess.
Hope for Lindsay that she got to bed that dude she’s with. He’s got the perfect mouth for cunnilingus + he seems to be packing major goodies. I’d do him in a heartbeat. Yumm.