[Fun Fact: She's sitting between Dylan McDermott and Mad Men's John Slattery who both apparently care about basketball way too much.]
- Johnny Depp reportedly tried to “woo” a 19-year-old model on the set of Pirates 4. [Popeater]
- Lindsay Lohan and Britney are swapping arch-enemies now. [Dlisted]
- Christina Aguilera isn’t getting less pregnantier. [Lainey Gossip]
- Taylor Momsen has one stage outfit and one stage outfit only. [Hollywood Tuna]
- Deborah Anne Woll. Yes. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Dude from 40-Year-Old Virgin gets life for stabbing wife. — Haha! Rhymes. [IDLYITW]
- Gary Busey wants to donate his brain to science. This needs to happen. [The Blemish]
- Sarah Palin throws Kate Gosselin under the bus. [HollywoodLife]
- Sam Merlotte vs. Baby Jesus. [Just Jared]
- Mickey Rourke is the new Father Christmas, and I can’t stress how much you need to click this link. [BuzzFeed]
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Yum Yum. Me too!
I like the daughter of the tequila factory owner. She also played Callisto in the X-Men movie.
I would like to be on the receiving end of that…
Dylan McDermott’s hot.
om nom nom, nom give the girl something to suck on
Neither can she. Turtle still has a career.
I bet she can fit that in her nostril.
Do I detect mustache shadow in pic 1?
Amazing how the mind goes right to fellatio when you look at this picture, or maybe I just have a filthy mind.
who is this chick? seriously, can someone tell me?
I’m friends with Deborah Anne Woll’s boyfriend, EJ. They met on Match.com. For reals. No foolies. =)
lucky lollipop
Do girls ever stop to think that whenever they put anything like that in their mouth that we will be judging them on their oral abilities? It’s not like don’t do the same whenever they see guys lick pretty much anything.
On another note, if I were told I’d be in a real position to bang Jamie I would have lost weight. Just saying Turtle. Just sayin.
From a girl’s point of view: No. No, I don’t judge a guy’s oral abilities whenever I see a guy licking pretty much anything. I try to not induce vomiting whenever possible.
because of this we have to be aware not to eat a banana,ice cream,lollipop and one of friends reminds me to avoid yawning!
Nonminti,
Here’s how to avoid having guys think of fellatio when seeing you eat those things.
When eating a banana, break the pieces off by hand and put each piece in your mouth.
When eating ice cream, eat from a cup or bowl with a spoon. Don’t eat from an ice cream cone.
Eat a lollipop by putting the entire candy portion in your mouth when sucking it. Only leave the stick showing. Never let the candy portion sit between your lips. Just take it out of your mouth.
And simply cover your mouth when you yawn.
your nickname suits you,you really listened to and thanks for the tips :) I’ll keep in mind now :)
I’d get the urge to suck a lollipop if I were in a Dylan McDermott/John Slatt sandwich too.
I didn’t know she was Lisa Turtle of saved by the bell, that seems weird to me
@Mickey Rourke
Woah wtf? I was like aw wow blowing bubbles with cancer kids WHAT the fuck get her boobies out your mouth!! Where did the naked lady come from????!
ROFL!
Very cute.
why is she holding a lollipop with two hands? does she think its a fat cock?
it’s very simple.
…….JUST CALL HER.
From the moment we’re born humans become desperate and that’s no wonder. All what we know is what we’ve got and all of this will end one day. That humans unite, reaching out to equal-minded, religions and life-styles and so on, that’s no wonder as well. It’s hope what’s keeping people up and going. Just as many have said that preceded us. It’s impossible to help you all out at once (read: in one life time). And even then would it make sense? Because finally the only one who can liberate you from yourself, that’s yourself.
So, i guess there’s this universal spark in each of us isn’t it?
The wises from the past have shown us how societies do work. It’s no wonder that many of them retreated themselves frequently into the wilderness, deserts and mountains. And when making public appearances surrounding them with faithful followers and disciples as a buffer.
I’d rather retreat myself, surrounded by babydolls, on a tropical island. But that’s just a personal note.
Humans are worse than Bonobos. But he biggest difference is that you can add the word ‘evil’ to many human beings….
Did you get thrown out of your motel room again!?
fuckin bitch
The power of smear campaigns is the desperate cry of attention. Remove that factor and it’s powerless. Like talking to yourself.
The electronic time era has changed a lot. A couple of thousands years ago it was much easier i think. Many people weren’t even qualified to read.
And what did we learn this time? Girls with a high testesterone level are more likely to become cynical.
Hmm, being surrounded by capable and qualified experts, that’s easy talking for you.
“Dude from 40-Year-Old Virgin gets life for stabbing wife. — Haha! Rhymes”
Only it wasn’t his wife, it was his ex-girlfriend. Whom he stabbed accidentally. 20 times.
Whoops.
I don’t get the headline. Who is Turtle?
I feel like someone should explain…
Turtle is a character on Entourage played by Jerry Ferrara whom, during season 5-6 through the wonders of LSD fueled writing, was dating Jamie-Lynn Sigler. It was a moment that brought hope to millions of overweight, unemployed leeches that even they could date a uber-hottie employed actress… as long as their best friend is an A-list actor that is.
they dated in real life too
Thanks!
I love her.
My biggest disappointment with The Sopranos, is that Meadow didn’t show Boob – she’s Cute
She knows what she’s donig (believe me).