I Can’t Believe This Was Turtle Once and Other News

[Fun Fact: She’s sitting between Dylan McDermott and Mad Men’s John Slattery who both apparently care about basketball way too much.]

- Johnny Depp reportedly tried to “woo” a 19-year-old model on the set of Pirates 4. [Popeater]

- Lindsay Lohan and Britney are swapping arch-enemies now. [Dlisted]

- Christina Aguilera isn’t getting less pregnantier. [Lainey Gossip]

- Taylor Momsen has one stage outfit and one stage outfit only. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Deborah Anne Woll. Yes. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Dude from 40-Year-Old Virgin gets life for stabbing wife. — Haha! Rhymes. [IDLYITW]

- Gary Busey wants to donate his brain to science. This needs to happen. [The Blemish]

- Sarah Palin throws Kate Gosselin under the bus. [HollywoodLife]

- Sam Merlotte vs. Baby Jesus. [Just Jared]

- Mickey Rourke is the new Father Christmas, and I can’t stress how much you need to click this link. [BuzzFeed]

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