I Call It ‘The Wookiee Wallet’

October 29th, 2010 // 109 Comments

wook·iee wal·let [wʊˈkiː ˈwɒlɪt]
noun. – Clothed labial protrusion possessing neither the delicacy of a camel toe nor the majesty of a moose knuckle. Hey, look at the wookiee wallet on Khloe Kardashian. It could pull the ears off a Gundark.

Wookiee wallet.

Photos: Fame, INFdaily

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  1. Might be my favorite write-up in the past year. Good form.

  2. GravyLeg

    I imagine the natural response to sex with her would be…

    “…and I thought they smelled bad on the OUTSIDE”…

  3. That Guy

    Hit that, Fish.

  4. dude

    Instant classic, Fish. Nice one.

  5. mememe

    awful

  6. J-Sin

    Fuck Moose Knuckle. Thats Elephant Hoof.

  7. What a pig

    How about “Wookie Coochie”?

  8. me

    I dunno, I guess I must be growing out of this kind of humor, because I don’t see the humor of intolerance of something different than a skinny chick with big breasts. I need to find another place. maybe TMZ.

    • Hugh Gentry

      you need to lighten the fuck up. What’s the matter with you?

    • The ONLY HETERO in this Joint

      Dear me -

      I hear ya. Fish is the single biggest fraud I’ve seen – he launches into a tirade about Ben Roethlisberger and is universally lauded as a living saint and then seems to spend every waking minute bashing the living shit out of any woman who dares weigh more than 100 pounds. Frankly the sponsers of this site ought to wake the f*ck up: Fish is alienating a HUGE class of fans here with these near constant jibes – There is no freaking way that there are that many perfect men and women reading this site to offset the many average folks whose own figures are being trashed left and right here on a daily basis and are being alienated by the Fish.

      And of course ‘me’ the response to your comment is: Oh lighten up tubby or some such shit – that being the case why in the world are you all bashing Mel Gibson…? I mean come on: Lighten up yarmulke boy….right? Right?!

      Oh big deal it was JUST 6 million jews….and hey so what about that whole black slavery thing….come on at least they’re not stuck in Africa anymore….

      Damn you folks can really pick your spots.

      • Dictionary

        superficial |ˌsoōpərˈfi sh əl|
        adjective
        not having or showing any depth of character or understanding : perhaps I was a superficial person.

        Website url: The SUPERFICIAL .com . There, I spelled it out for you.

      • Mesoeuropean type

        Queer HeteroHomo,
        Please fuck off and die you useless, homely, big nosed piece of shit.
        Hate,
        Mesoeuropean type

      • The ONLY HETERO in this Joint

        Hey Meso -
        Meso-European is two words dumbshit. Now go find Dictionary and sit in his lap and learn something.

      • dude

        As usual, OnlyHetero, your post is TLDNR. Please go back to chatting with the other boys in your gay twink chatroom

      • jill

        Gee, I wonder what type of guy has to keep on insisting that he’s Hetero?

      • Surfin

        A fucking queer in denial, obviously. I know your question was rhetorical Jill, we all know he’s gay.

      • Lady Blah Blah

        TLDNR

    • The ONLY HETERO in this Joint

      Yep I guess I’m just gay gay gay….I guess that’s why I’m attracted to Christina Hendricks or ANY of the Kardasians (Including Kris!)

      Yep just color me gay gay gay….

      (Which I guess makes you all feel better that the REAL he-men here routinely turn up their nose at anything that isn’t absolute utter perfection. I guess that makes them straight straight straight while I’m more than happy to bed down with the celebrity rejects here. Yep I’m gay gay gay!)

      In fact, I’m not just gay gay gay….I’m gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay !!

      Gosh it just hurts so much to not be accepted by the collection of PERFECT 10′s that this site attracts…. Waa! Waa! Waa! Why won’t anybody believe me?!

      Oh brother…seriously? I mean really: Seriously? Is this your best shot? Good grief. Pathetic.

      • The ONLY HETERO in this Joint

        You know I just checked the collection of Facebook Friends this site has: I mean FUCK me. Are you guys serious? Yeah each of you is an Adonis and Jessica Alba! I mean come on folks – get a freaking clue.

      • Lady Blah Blah

        Attracted to the Kardashians, HETERO? You’re like someone who can’t distinguish between fine cuisine and junk food, and who goes into a tirade when someone mentions that there’s a difference.

      • MesoEuropean type

        I really hate YOUR type Hetero. I bet you get giant boogers in that snorkel of yours.
        Hey Hetero you moron. There may be two words in Meso and European, but I contracted them for my NAME you fucking idiot.

    • The ONLY HETERO in this Joint

      Hate,
      Mesoeuropean type

      What do you want me to say to a guy who can’t even understand his own signature? Oh here’s one: You incredibly stupid douchebag. Go grab a Luger from Lady Blah and get to work. Lady Blah is always looking for a few good men: Preferably all at once.

      • MesoEuropean type

        Queer Homo in the Joint idiot,
        If I were to use a gun it would be on___________…
        Now go away you boring turd.

  9. Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    I have come to the conclusion that sister Kim did not get ass implants. That’s just the Kardashian ass gene, seen here expressed in wookie sister.
    Unless they BOTH got ass implants.

  10. slapkatyperry

    Snookie purse

  11. Bruce Jenner

    this dude is so fuckin gross…family of pigs…

  12. ACK2K
    Commented on this photo:

    You should include the Gundark picture to the montage !

  13. Rugerfaces
    Commented on this photo:

    That wallet pays for everything

  14. COCK LOVER

    I just threw up…more COCK plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  15. yourmom dottcom

    nice pudendum, freak.

  16. IKE
    Commented on this photo:

    ” the delicacy of a camel toe”
    Well stated.

  17. anon
    Commented on this photo:

    And I have come to the conclusion that this may very well be the beginning of a baby bump considering how low down it is.

  18. Gorgo must be hiding those testicles way deep inside or in that purple Oompa-Loompa bag.

  19. Mercy, that’s not a strong look. It’s like she’s straddling a clothesline…

  20. JesseJimmy

    I really can’t stand fat chicks that think they are cute because of a life of privilege. She needs to realize she’s a sow, and unattractive. Mix in a treadmill with those donuts, heifer.

    • Vito

      I don’t think she’s a sow OR unattractive. In fact, I think any of the Kardashian gals would be great fucks, including the Jendashian girls.

      Now if we could get rid of the shit that’s between their ears and staple their mouths shut…

    • F*ck you back dude

      I agree.

    • Lady Blah Blah

      You said it, JJ. Fat chicks who think they are cute SUCK. Fat chicks should look in the mirror and make a freaking decision: get into shape (which does NOT mean becoming anorexic looking), or accept that you’re a fat fuck who by virtue of being a fat fuck isn’t cute. Think of the money you’ll save on makeup, beauty parlor appointments, clothes, etc., if you just accept that you’re one of the billions of uglies on this planet and give up trying to be something you’re not.

      • The ONLY HETERO in this Joint

        Lady good to see you’re branching out with your hate speech. It’s good to have multiple targets – the age of specialization is dead.

  21. What a pig

    I guess that sugar coated “look at me now, I’ve lost 30 lbs!” blowjob media blitz she did before her wedding is over, because she’s got a HUGE FAT ASS…

  22. Urbanspaceman

    Not really a Kardashian.

  23. joho777

    This looks like the beginning of the end. When a Kardashian stops dieting, the incredible expanding THING comes to life! We’ve seen it struggling to escape several times with Kim. Now Khloe has released it!

    By the way, has Khloe ever suggested who the father might be? I know that she just might have gotten careless at one of the Kardashian gang-bangs. But still, she should have a clue, shouldn’t she?

  24. MariC38

    This is just an unfortunate outfit…I dont think it’s a big deal. She doesnt even look big if you look at the rest of her…she is just taller and I dont think it’s a bad thing that she’s not tooth pick thin. I’m sure all of us have seen many grotesquely obese women and cant deny that Khloe is far from that. I think she is quite pretty…but again…I would tell her not to wear those pants again haha

  25. Ponkur

    MM-HMMM!

    Her furby face and chunky gunt* really do it for me.

    * gut + cunt

  26. you dumb assholes

    I don’t think she is fat. I think she is big. There are women who have larger frames, and are meant to be that size. There is nothing wrong with her body. I think she is a butt-ugly beast, but she is not fat.

  27. anonymous

    wookie wallet? that’s just a set of balls

  28. Shelly
    Commented on this photo:

    ah Khloe…were you aware of that..is this intentional?…and stop borrowing Kim’s purse!

  29. RtSS

    Damn it… I just threw-up a little bit in my throat and had to gag it back down. Sasquatch is finally been captured on film and it’s wearing ‘tights’? I think those ‘tights’ are supposed to be sweats ( and sweats are supposed to be loose and baggy… ) That is just obscene. How can you ‘unsee’ a image? Will it help if I gouge my eyes out? Make it go away.

  30. Ash Bones

    She’s the definition of Hot !!

    - if she fell in a volcano.

  31. ex ee

    Why is this ugly bitch even news worthy.

    Kardashians are all fucking ugly. They needed a porn tape for the money.

    worthless.

    change your names to the Jenners if you love your damn husband. Morons.

  32. josh

    Why is that sub-human even being talked about ?

    • The ONLY HETERO in this Joint

      She’s probably better than anything you have ever had buddy.

      • The ONLY HETERO in this Joint

        Hello to my fans. While I agree with this post above I would just like to say that I didn’t post it. Thank you. Now please go back to what you were doing.

        Uhh not so fast Lady… Even the Einsatzgruppen take Sundays off…

      • he ONLY HETERO in this Joint

        I take this back! I LOVE DICK!

  33. taylorswiftass

    gross she has a big-old granny fanny

  34. Anon

    This would have been epic… If you had spelled Wookiee right. /sigh …

  35. Rough skills & power tools

    Didn’t David Chase implied Big Pussy was sleeping with the fishes? I feel used.

  36. oermens

    if by awestruck you mean nauseous, then yes.

  37. Nero

    Those legs need to be strong enough to carry that big body ofcourse.

  38. boogeyman King Dong

    That’s quite a landing spot! Dreamliner or Airbus?

  39. Mel Gibson's Shrink

    I am 200% sure that 99% of the male posters on here who find her “disgusting” could never get a girl like her in real life. She would be way out of your league. You are all such nobodys, trying to make yourself feel better about yourselves by bashing someone else. You should really go and shoot yourselves and just be done with it.

    • just say'n

      I disagree. As long as you’re black, semi-famous, and have a little bit of coin to share with her I’m pretty sure most of the posters here could “date” her.

    • netstarman

      Of course we “posters here”? as you claim , we could not date Gorgo , the zoo would not allow it, that and the many times they have to shoot a traq in her and make sure she’s traveling in a pack. those are not earrings in her ears, those are tags from the zoo.

  40. reefy

    Oh my gawd, this has to be the best post of the year. Funny, astute, and applicable to real life

  41. ChinoLatino

    Boy that’s a fat pussy! But you have to remember its accustomed to handling 14″ Black Mambas.. so it has to fat!

  42. dude

    I bet her pussy IS “Chewy”….and I meant that in the worst possible sense…

  43. Jew broad

    You’re all such fucking losers.

  44. Paloma

    It’s always so pathetic to see all the gay dudes on these sites trash talking just because they’re jealous that they don’t have a twat. Don’t hate others just because you hate yourself. Why don’t you go play dress up or something & shut the hell up already.

    • Kobe

      Khloe here (“Paloma”) has been on an anti-gay rant ever since she heard that Lamar always checks out the other dudes in the shower room.

  45. atomicmug

    Khloe Kangaroo

  46. whooo

    SHE IS SO FUCKING DISGUSTING IT MAKES MY EYES WATER!

  47. RtSS

    Hey I want to know, why they live in Calabasa, California and each one of them damned Kardashians from the momma on down has tinted windows on the driver’s side and passenger side doors of their respective vehicles. You see it everytime on their show on E! That just rots me to the core, that they are “allowed” to do that when it is clearly in violation of California Vehicle code. Why do they get ‘special’ exemptions? There should be something done about that. Is there a ‘whistle-blowers’ hotline that one could call and report them to the Po-Po?

    • RtSS

      Oh, yeah… Not that I have ever watched their mindless show: “Keeping Up with the Kardashians”. A ‘friend of mine’ told me about it.

    • RtSS

      @whooo : Don’t be such a hater! Man, it’s obvious that I watch the show. What don’t you get about the word, ‘irony’? Who’s the jackass now? Or maybe that should be phrased as a statement, instead of a question. Whooo’s the jackass now. Don’t be a hater…

  48. Melchor

    Hilarious!

  49. Bradley
    Commented on this photo:

    are you trying to say she has a massive probably obscenely hairy vagina(naturally)?

  50. Lady Blah Blah

    The fallacy of relevance illustrated:

    Somebody states something, like, “Khloe Kardashian is a gross looking fatty.”

    Somebody responds by making a comment that has no relevance to the statement in question, such as: “She’s probably better than anything you’ve ever had,” “You’re probably ugly,” and “You live in your mother’s basement.”

    A fallacy of relevance is committed when someone attacks a position for reasons that aren’t relevant to the position at issue.

    If an ugly dude who lives in his mother’s basement and has never had sex with anything above the level of farm animal and probably never will thinks Khloe is a gross cow, the fact that this dude is ugly, lives in his mother’s basement and is condemned to a sex life that excludes humans has no relevance to his view that Khloe is a gross cow.

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