‘Now I Am Become GaGa, The Destroyer of Worlds’ and Other News

December 3rd, 2010 // 58 Comments

- Mark Wahlberg thinks he could KO Pacquiao. No, really. [IDLYITW]

- JWoww’s ex claims he’s responsible for her career and actually thinks he deserves money instead of an arrow to the taint. [Popeater]

- The Kardashians desperately want your attention. [Dlisted]

- Jeff Goldblum’s still got it. And by it I mean 22-year-old models. [Lainey Gossip]

- Jayde Nicole is wasted. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Sean Penn recognizes these. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Lea Michele looks decent – once you ignore the whole face thing. [Popoholic]

- Kanye West’s music predicts the future. [Bossip]

- The Miley Cyrus Nude Photo was never real, and here’s the proof. [BuzzFeed]

- Porn Stars Without Make-up. Okay, now they’re degrading themselves. [theCHIVE]

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  1. GravyLeg

    “There is no GaGa… only Zuul….”

  2. Ok, I love her bold style and all but she’s gonna puncture her vajay wearing THAT shit..

  3. Cock Dr

    GaGa looks like the Bride of Pincushion.

  4. GravyLeg

    Obviously NOT flying somewhere today….

  5. FattyFatty2X4

    This is how you’re gonna leave us til Monday?
    Ishy Fishy!

  6. Deathwina

    At first, I thought that was Tori Spelling. Either way, it’s not a compliment to her or Gaga.

  7. grobpilot

    “arrow to the taint”. That’s fucking funny.

  8. Lady GaGa
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    I wonder if the tall chrome dome is the boyfriend of the moment.
    Good luck removing that chasity belt. Looks dangerous.

  9. Lady GaGa
    ahhemmm
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks like she belongs in one of the Hellraiser movies.

  10. She's a DUMBASS

    I hate this attention whoring dumbass with a passion…

  11. Glenn Beck

    goddamn that bitch is ugly

  12. who cares

    that kid from two and a half men is a goth kid?

  13. who cares

    oh wait i just read the headline. clearly this is a publicity stunt to coincide with lady gaga branded penis tuckers sold exclusively at hot topic.

  14. jacob

    Ahh Lady Gag GAG
    Sometimes I sit up at night, in the darkness, crying, and i Pray and pray and hope and hope that Lady gaga falls from her stage and dies,
    and this is my proof taht God doesnt exist, because if he did he would answer my prayers but he doesnt,
    celebrity whore CELEBRITY WHORE, If shew as a real celebrity she wouldn’t need to do this kind of crap to get attention, real artists get recognition trough their music,
    This Bitch Might as well be KISS that’s all they did, Shit music and costumes
    what a fucking joke, I am ashamed of the world we live in today

    • Lara

      …dude lol

      • the only opinion that matters

        saw her in concert, puts on one hell of a show. I think her need to be outrageous actually hurts the fact that she has genuine talent. She may not be everyones taste musically, but she is talented. All you people living in the past with the penis jokes, we all already know she is a woman, look at pictures of her before she went all Gaga.

    • Lara

      …dude lol

      • jacob

        EXACTLY I SAW HER PICS before
        She is a total and complete fake, She was a preppy bitch, she played the piano and had brown hair, she might as well could be Norah Jones
        but
        she realized she was not going to be famous by being herself, a pop artist pretty arrogant bitch,
        so, she bacame the Pop MArilyn Manson, and then made millions, you are right about the being crazy hurting the fact that she has talent, but, at the same time, there are 100 girls just like her waiting for their big break,
        Gaga got lucky because she would do what the other girls wouldnt, sleep with a producer for money and be the record company’s clown, puppet
        BITCH FAKE BITCH

  15. Billy Idol called. He said it’s a nice day to…..START AGAAAAIN! Ow!

  16. Marley

    Jesus Christ SAVE US! Allah!!

  17. GingleJanglez

    now I’m glad Johnny Depp didn’t go blonde in Edward Scissorhands

  18. xanax in my beer

    Jesus, Lady Ga Ga is officially the Marilyn Manson of the two thousands or whatever decade we are in. What do you call this decade? Anyway. This means she’s going to be really big and controversial for a few years and ten years down the line we’ll be like “remember when Lady GaGa blew everyone’s minds, *snort*”

  19. Just Cause

    Put the dog back in the dog house!

  20. Biv

    Kneel before Ga!!

  21. Lady GaGa
    Jim
    Commented on this photo:

    there is no gaga only zuul

  22. Ricks_Daddy

    LOL! Worthless.

  23. GrimlyFiendish

    WHY is this fucking idiot famous?

    What the hell is wrong with you morons who give this stupid freak attention?

  24. AnnaDraconida

    Jesus Christ on a pogo stick, that thing is HIDEOUS

  25. Children of a rougher god

    Well what do you know, Pin head from Hell Raiser finally grow out his hair. Bastard looking good.

  26. Lady GaGa
    AnnaDraconida
    Commented on this photo:

    My eyes, they buuuuurrrrrn

  27. slapkatyperry

    Gaga the gozarian: GAGA the Traveler. she will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for her: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!

    • Pangulin

      Quoting lines from “Ghostbusters” in connection with Lady CaCa is an insult to the guys who made “Ghostbusters”. Well, actually mentioning Lady CaCa and anything is an insult to whatever she is mentioned with.
      This is the picture of an mentally disturbed individual,who was most likely abused emotionally as a child and now craves attention so badly that she will do anything to get even a few seconds of it.
      And,yes I meant to type a “C” not a “G” in her name cause this bitch smells!

  28. Lady GaGa
    Jessesgirl
    Commented on this photo:

    um, this IS Marilyn Manson right?

  29. alex

    she looks like Dart Vader’s spunk

  30. Jon

    Haven’t seen her in a long time, she’s just as ugly as I remember her, if not worse. In 10 years time, she will crack mirrors. That’s if she doesn’t already.

  31. Lady GaGa
    Jon
    Commented on this photo:

    If so, he looks real happy to be her with, and her likewise about him.

  32. Louise

    she’s pissed off because she has to pee and she knows it’s going to be friggin annoying to have to unbuckle all of her buckles and peel off her studded leather catsuit, while balancing on 8 inch platform shoes with no heels, in order to do so.

    • anonymoose

      exactly what i was thinking.

      …along with grimly fiendish up there’s wonderings.

      well, at least i don’t have to listen to GagHag.

  33. wim

    for some persons this could be the signal to commit SUÏCIDE!!

  34. Lady GaGa
    Pincuid
    Commented on this photo:

    Edward scissor-hands anyone?

  35. buongustaio

    for a second i thought it was bernie ecclestone walking in! :O

  36. Matt

    its not “THE Destroyer of Worlds”… its “Destroyer of Worlds”… get it right A** Hole.

    • mensa

      omg GW included an unnecessary “the” in the title. OMG RAAAAAAAAAAAAGE

      having a bad day, Matt? *passes you a tampon* super plus absorbency!

  37. Matt

    I’m not being unreasonable pointing out the superfluous “the”. It just doesn’t sound right right. “The destroyer of worlds”… SO lame. And I don’t have a rage problem so shut the f*** up before I shove that tampon up your twat where it belongs.

    There, another disagreement handled with maturity and grace.

  38. Burt

    “Mark Wahlberg thinks he could KO Pacquiao. No, really.”

    Hollywood types say all kind of crazy shit when they start believing their own hype.

    PS. He looks like what I do when I quit going to the gym for a year.

  39. Lady GaGa
    Samanfah
    Commented on this photo:

    How does this broad go for a milk run? Hell the people at the grocery store are lucky if I wear black yoga pants and not some horrendously patterned aqua fleece pyjama bottoms tucked into Uggs that look as though they survived Desert Storm. Gaga has set this impossible to maintain precedent and probably has to endure overseas flights wearing sh*t like this. I can only imagine attempting to use the airplane restroom to remove the Bejeweled sequins that had broken off and lodged themselves inside my vagina so as not to miss adequate chunks of the in-flight presentation of the Princess Bride.

  40. bitingontinfoil

    “all your monsters are belong to us” Fucking freak. Tragically, she’s fallen into the “believing her own hype” trap.

  41. Man, she is one Ugly woman. I think the reason why she does the over the top crap is pretty obvious to me. She knows that talent unto itself isn’t enough to make it big in show business. She also figured out at a relatively young age that she wasn’t going to be an attractive girl either, which is also necessary for MOST singers to become famous (Save the ‘what about Celine Dion/Susan Boyle’ references, gay men of the world). She then saw what Madonna did in the 80′s to become the entertainment icon she is and followed that plan.

    She’s a smart woman. She causes a stir with her outfits, much in the same way Gramma Pop did with her ‘Like a Virgin’ or ‘Like a Prayer’ videos, but doesn’t do or say anything TOO controversial to piss everyone off and hate her (Are you WATCHING KANYE YA DUMBASS???). Add the fact that Gaga actually has a good singing voice and if she learns from her mentor and re-invents herself over and over she will have staying power.

  42. Lady GaGa
    gigi
    Commented on this photo:

    hm…. bald dude’s kinda hot….

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