Hulk Hogan’s Ex Says He Banged a Dude, And, No, Not Brooke This Time

August 17th, 2011 // 76 Comments

Hulk Hogan‘s ex-wife Linda has a new tell-all book out, so naturally she needs to drum up publicity by doing radio promotions and saying all kinds of outrageous shit like, I dunno, let’s go with Hulk having sex with other wrestlers. (If you’re hoping it’s going to be Junkyard Dog like I did, I have some terrible news.) Radar Online reports:

Linda Hogan on Tuesday implied that her ex-husband, Hulk Hogan, carried on an “intimate relationship” with his best pal out of the ring, Ed “Brutus Beefcake” Leslie.
The ex wife of the immortal grappler appeared on Matty P’s Radio Happy Hour when the host went through a series of questions culled from fan emails; at one point, he asked Linda if her ex and Beefcake carried on “an intimate relationship.”
“Wow, I don’t know how to answer this, so I don’t end up getting a lawsuit,” she said, laughing. “A little bird told me, ‘Yes they think they did.’”

Let me explain another little phenomenon that’s relevant here from my ongoing series entitled “Women Be All Like This, Men Be All Like Sheeeeiiit.”

Most men have a close friend who they blatantly prefer the company of over their significant other. Mostly because this person likes the stuff they like: silence, and hates the shit they hate: talking. It’s a beautiful relationship that mines the very core of who they are. However, their significant other can’t grasp the very basics of this dynamic because they have no frame of reference on account of even women can’t stand to be around women, and it’s been this way since the dawn of time. At one point during His life, I’m pretty sure even Mary Magdalene got pissed at Jesus for having 12 disciples.

MARY: I swear to your dad, it’s like you only want me around for one thing.
JESUS: Well, yeah.

Coincidentally, this was also the first time men learned that women say they want you to be honest, but really they want you to lie directly into their face. For as it was written.

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  1. Catani

    Wow…Talk about ungrateful bitch. Women need to understand that sometimes it really is bros before hoes. Blood sucking succubi ….want you all to themselves. Bitch…don’t you understand that all I want is your pussy?..and sometimes your ass….and once in while your mouth around my…well…you know. C’mon sweetie …I didn’t mean it…You want to go shopping???

  2. nowthatstrailer

    Whatever it takes to sell more books, right Linda? God forbid your boytoy gets a job, lord knows he wouldn’t make more than $8/hr. Your kids must be so proud.

  3. last two posters said it all.

  4. rough guys finish first

    Its time like this, Hulk wish he’d drop her off in the area where OJ had a vortex of blades swirling around Brentwood during that special night. I wonder how far that lazy bastard was.

  5. DogBoy

    one can assume “mustache rides” was on the menu.

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    Stewie Griffin
    Commented on this photo:

    Once a disgruntled ex-wife, always a disgruntled ex-wife! Go home and bang your daughter’s teenage friends you Phyllis Diller looking hag. Take a good look at your future Brooke!

  7. TheBulkster

    Isn’t this defemation of character?

  8. Facebook Me

    That’s what she said AFTER the ink dried on her divorce settlement check, which entails her to sit on her fat ass and not do a damn thing for the rest of her life.

  9. MammaMia

    with a ‘lovely’ wife like that who can blame him….

  10. Deacon Jones

    You summed it up, FISH.

    My ex popped a blood vessel in her eye from screaming when I told her I was renewing my lease for a second year with my buddies.

    She couldnt comprehend she wasnt the center of my universe. Thank god I dumped her, I’d have a kid by now and would be fucking miserable.

    • You date a lot of psychopaths.

    • kimmykimkim

      I’m currently in a relationship with a woman and we both just want the other to shut the fuck up sometimes. And I’ve been married before. Never ever again will I do that. Never. I’d rather be alone in silence most of the time than have to talk about anything. If/when I start dating again, the new person is not going to live with me. Ever. And I’m sorry to say it but I do agree that most women are psychopaths – especially once you’ve fucked them. Suddenly your world HAS to revolve around them or they think you just don’t care about them. This is just my experience so go ahead and hate on me, girls, if u want. I’m used to bitches yelling at me. Water on feathers.

      • Deacon Jones

        Sounds like you’re dating the wrong sex if you want them to shut the fuck up, lol

      • kimmykimkim

        @Deacon: so true. It really, really sucks being attracted to women yet not being able to stand them outside of just being friends. I’m not the easiest person to live with either though, I gotta admit.

      • I can’t imagine sharing the same space with a woman, Oh Lawwwwwd, it would be WW III. I’m in college and I decided to exnay the dorm experience , as the idea of living in a glorified prison cell with a bunch of stressed out, PMSing women sounds like Hell….and people willingly pay thousands for this!

      • kimmykimkim

        @bianca: yes WWII, that’s pretty much what it is and she plays the Nazi role. Good call not doing the roommate thing! I mean, that’s how motherfuckers end up dead and then other motherfuckers end up in prison.

      • kimmykimkim

        Oops, can’t read today. That was WWIII you typed, but yes still….

    • bianca, the irony is that if you off your roomie because you can’t stand to live with some crazy PMSing woman, you end up sharing a cell with one – one who’s solved the problem in much the same way you have.

  11. I wonder if he was the top or the bottom? To me he seems like a catcher.

  12. forrest gump

    psssssst: NEXT WEEK IT’S BROOKE’S TURN AGAIN, folks!!

    • kimmykimkim

      You keep changing your name as if we’re stupid and can’t tell who u are by your writing style. Formerly “the captain” then “the one” American hating piece of shit.

  13. hmm guys who prance around in gigantic silk panties for a living could be hookin it on the hush? the hell you say

  14. dotmatrix

    Brutus “The Barber” Beefcake had a great schtick, I loved him. I understand Brutus is all full of Jesus these days, and having read this item, I don’t blame him.

  15. JC

    C’mon, you didn’t think he was ripping his shirt off for OUR benefit, did you?

  16. kimmykimkim

    And I’m not surprised that the Hulk probably had a boyfriend. Wrestling (even the real kind that isn’t staged) is extremely homoerotic. But then I have a perverted mind so….

    • mma is getting that way too..

      • kimmykimkim

        Yep, my ex-husband used to watch…um can’t remember what it was right now…crap….Google….UFC! That’s one of them, but I feel like there’s something else…anyway, I’d walk in the room and see that shit on TV and think “I was in that same position last night…this shit is fucking weird!”

      • kimmykimkim

        Last night is inaccurate. I should’ve said last month. I was giving him waaay too much credit with that last night comment.

      • it’s one thing to get in a fight and it ends up on the ground.. it’s quite another when you put yourself in a situation where you have sweaty balls in your face bout after bout. but i’m sure since they all work out and look thuper manly they must be all man and i’m just thinking too hard.. huh huh i thed hard..

      • kimmykimkim

        @dude.dude: Hahaha! You crack me up man!

    • I used to love MMA…dudes beating the fuck out of each other for my entertainment? That’s some serious Roman Empire shit right there!

      But now, EVERY fight turns into tow 90% naked sweaty guys dry humping each other for 5 minutes at a stretch. It’s not even a question of “is it homoerotic”, it’s “will these two dudes rub their nuts together, or 69 and teabag it”?

      I’m fucking done with MMA…it’s like watching to gay gays have angry make-up sex.

    • james

      what??? are you nuts? all he did all these years was get crippled up to take care of that money hungry woman.. got hurt in almost every match!.. and she didnt want him to wrestle anymore.. then all of a sudden he wanted to stop, and she said dont’ im acustumed to a certain lifstyle.. next thing she is with a young hogan 19 year old wanna be? and then they get divorced and then a book comes out slammin him again?.. its woman like that and you.. that make it hard for men to love, or believw in it.. and linda for saying that bull crap’ and you for believeing that… should be ashamed! and that is just pathetic… i hope he sues her ass’ off!.. you go hulk!

  17. Ummm…….. that last little banter between Jesus and his mother was a little disturbing, but probably accurate enough for the Hogan clan.

  18. friendlystoner

    you can just see all the gays acrosss the world getting over excited thinking about “hollywood” doing his famous shirt ripping for them.

  19. kimmykimkim

    His ex kind of looks like Olivia Newton-John fell from the ugly tree (the pretty, “Grease” version of Olivia, but not pretty.) I’m not very eloquent today am I – don’t answer that.

  20. Hold me close, brother!

  21. Venom

    What a fucking bitch.
    She lived and still lives like a fucking queen in huge mansions because of him busting his ass while she sat on hers and this is what she does to him.

    For those that wonder why O.J. possibly did what he did, I present to you Linda Hogan.

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    Commented on this photo:

    now i see why he was banging Brutus…

  23. kimmykimkim

    No thanks, Spammy. Not that desperate.

    • kimmykimkim

      This was supposed to be way up top in response to spam. Damn, my phone sucks!

      • Schmidtler

        So does your attempt at female impersonation. And your posts.

      • kimmykimkim

        Hey Schmidtler, since I totally know who you are, I sooooo give a fuck. I mean I just might actually lose sleep over this because I care so much what some dicksneeze on this site thinks. You wanna go ahead and eat my ass now? Or after I kick you your Nazi fucking face? Those are the only two options.

      • girlygirlgirlgirl

        Put a few more kims in your name and I might buy into it

      • Richard McBeef

        don’t go and start calling in the ass eaters, they are a committed bunch.

  24. Satan

    She’s just mad a man can give better bjs than she can.

  25. FarticiaAdams

    yeah I actually heard this interview live on http://www.mattypradiohappyhour.com she certainly had a lot to say, Linda answered all the questions that the host asked. He asked alot of questions regarding rumors we have heard about the Hulk for years. She is obviously looking to increase her book sales.

  26. Richard McBeef

    Oiled men wearing panties and wrasslin’ around? That’s not gay, ask super hetero Tom Cruise.

  27. Has Linda Hogan EVER had a job in her life? She’s spent her entire life suckling on Hulk’s teats…and she apparently intends to do so for the rest of her life as well.

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ve always thought pro wrestling was one of the most blatently homo-erotic things out there in our decadent western culture.
    So the Hulkster had a boyfriend. Big fucking deal. What I find interesting is that his current girlfriend could be a twin to his daughter…things that make you go “Hmmmmm”

  29. But not before he shaved the guys pubes into the infamous Hulk Hogan Fu Manchu.

  30. Steelerchick

    She’s just jealous because he loved Brutus more and he looks better.
    Don’t hate bitch!!

  31. This lying whore took his money and is living in a nice house with her kindergartner she’s fucking and she’s still talking.

  32. harriscandoit

    Man I hated this bitch the first time I watched “Hulk knows best” or whatever it was called. You know she would slit her daughters throat for an extra $5.00 so she can buy more fast food. What really amazes me is that a company actually paid her to pen a book. Not to mention people stupid enough to buy it.

  33. not h8'n, just say'n

    I love hoes as much as any guy; but Christ, if I had to be around an old lady that looked and acted as bad as this bitch does I’d probably start to consider batting for the other team too.

  34. Newsflash: All Pro Wrestlers have gay sex with each other, much like all Pro Wrestling fans.

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    TomFrank
    Commented on this photo:

    “And when he laughs, they still go bommity, bommity, bommity, bommity.”

  36. j/k

    “Yes they think they did” She said too much. Obviously she’s been blackmailing them after they got blackout wasted one night.

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    wft
    Commented on this photo:

    Why is that young boy going to marry this old bitter hag?

  38. Cpm

    You hit that nail right on the head. I’ve never heard it expressed better.

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    Cunt
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s sexy. And I can see this story being true, and quite frankly I don’t care. No one does. Being gay is okay and so is experimentation.

  40. xxextra

    Hey Hulk – take note here. It seems no one cares if you did or didn’t, do or don’t have an intimate relationship with Ed Leslie. They are just REALLY happy you made Linda your EX-wife. That should tell you something about your fans – they’ll support you unconditionally

  41. Warhamr

    Im no fan of Hulk Hogan or wrestling either, but Linda Bollea is a complete fucking moron. Is this bitch retarded? Or is her 15 minutes of fame over, she cant deal with it, so she is making unrealistic claims again to get her fat ass back in the spotlight. Sorry Hulk. I was Married to 2 Blonde haired big fake titted women, (both better looking btw) myself and I know how they can be when you divorce there asses, and yes I divorced both of them, thats why neither one of them got a fucking dime. Stupid fucking cunts.

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