Like most dads, Hulk Hogan found himself taking a fucking sweet pic of his daughter’s smoking hot legs (above), so naturally he shared it with his half of a million Twitter followers because they’re totally going to want those puppies wrapped around their ears, too, brotha. Except it turns out even the most fervent Hulkamaniacs found that shit creepy as fuck and let the Hulkster know so many times he eventually deleted it. Since then Brooke once again found herself having to say she doesn’t have sex with her dad’s huge Thermos-penis. Via E! News:
A dad can’t even be proud of his daughter without sickos makin it something it’s not. Really?? Go back to your farm animals. #ignorant
Things A Father Is Allowed To Be Proud of His Daughter For:
1. Good grades.
2. Graduating college.
3. Getting an awesome job.
4. General beauty in a reserved fatherly manner that doesn’t leave everyone in the room going, “Dude, that guy fucks his daughter.”
5. Not being a stripper, or if she is, the very best one in Boca Raton.
Somebody write all those on Hulk’s penis. Trust me, there’s room.
I’m not sure if knowing all Hulk Hogan’s penis is missing is He-Man battling Skeletor makes this video more disturbing now or completely understandable, so both. I’m going with both.
Photos: INFdaily
I’d hit it
I would too, but I just ate like a pig a few minutes ago
Yeah, but it would hit you back.
Lots of dudes have hot legs if you shave ‘em up. Dudes usually don’t have cankles or cellulite.
Exactly how much time have you spent researching this?
Well, it’s pretty much common knowledge that dudes don’t have cellulite or cankles. except for really fat dudes.
And I spend a lot of time “would you fuck me, I’d fuck me” in front of the mirror.
I would like to back up McBeef assertions. I’ve done extensive research in the area of transgendered legs and asses.
You can learn a lot by shopping walmart after midnight.
Buffalo Bill?
You don’t happen to have a well in your home, a small dog and a basket of lotion too, do you?
Who doesn’t?
Tell that to the kid who was nicknamed “Cankles” back in senior year of high school. He wasn’t even fat.
ugh ewww dad! Jessica at (386) 631-8936 will let you rub the lotion on its skin.
I just assumed he wrote about her legs so we wouldn’t focus on her Sam the Eagle-esque nose. I mean there’s nothing I can write about a nose like that that Eric Idle didn’t say in Life of Brian so why bother?
Oh well, not as creepy as Joe Simpson.
Although I won’t be hypocritical – if I had a daughter that looked like Megan Fox … but then again I wouldn’t TELL everyone what I was thinking.
Oh well, never happen – for some reason women don’t consider me a good candidate for a husband.
LMAO!
Fuckin White Trash Hillbillies!
Hulk’s original tweet was:
Those legs look good on the Hulkster’s shoulders. #keepitinthefamily
the dude does have some nice legs…
Her legs are fucking nice. I would love to use them as earmuffs.
Well fuck, cut Hulk some slack.
He’s just trying to get some action for Brooke.
No one notices this trannybish otherwise
The Hogans live in Boca Raton?
To be fair, those are some nice gams. If I were the Hulk, I’d probably be hitting that too.
He is a disgrace as a father! Not one word about her ass or her tits.
LOL!
“My dad’s semen is really special. Here, smell…”
“5. Not being a stripper, or if she is, the very best one in Boca Raton.”- This was hilarious!