Like most dads, Hulk Hogan found himself taking a fucking sweet pic of his daughter’s smoking hot legs (above), so naturally he shared it with his half of a million Twitter followers because they’re totally going to want those puppies wrapped around their ears, too, brotha. Except it turns out even the most fervent Hulkamaniacs found that shit creepy as fuck and let the Hulkster know so many times he eventually deleted it. Since then Brooke once again found herself having to say she doesn’t have sex with her dad’s huge Thermos-penis. Via E! News:
A dad can’t even be proud of his daughter without sickos makin it something it’s not. Really?? Go back to your farm animals. #ignorant
Things A Father Is Allowed To Be Proud of His Daughter For:
1. Good grades.
2. Graduating college.
3. Getting an awesome job.
4. General beauty in a reserved fatherly manner that doesn’t leave everyone in the room going, “Dude, that guy fucks his daughter.”
5. Not being a stripper, or if she is, the very best one in Boca Raton.
Somebody write all those on Hulk’s penis. Trust me, there’s room.
I’m not sure if knowing that all Hulk Hogan’s penis is missing is a scene of He-Man battling Skeletor makes this video more disturbing now or completely understandable, so both. I’m going with both.