Because what’s one post about a blow to the groin without another? Hugh Hefner has made his most prominent display of senility by proposing to his 24-year-old girlfriend Crystal Harris on Christmas, according to E! News:
Hef tweeted, “When I gave Crystal the ring, she burst into tears. This is the happiest Christmas weekend in memory.”
Not long after, the world’s most famous bachelor cleared up any questions about the ring by tweeting, “Yes, the ring I gave Crystal is an engagement ring. I didn’t mean to make a mystery out of it. A very merry Christmas to all.”
Harris hasn’t exactly tweeted about the engagement, but did post this morning, “Hef and I are TRENDING on @twitter!!!! WOW!!!”
Personally, I prefer to leave a crumpled up pile of bills on the nightstand, but I guess you can “marry” them, too. It’s your money.
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