Because reality TV has become the moron feedbox of the future, Kate Gosselin was invited to the 62nd Annual Emmy Awards last night where she apparently performed a sketch with host Jimmy Fallon (Eh?) that I can only assume was some sort of Illuminati plot to discredit the entire ceremony. Or steal your Medicare, I go back and forth. Anyway, I heard after the show Jon Hamm threw his statue into the Pacific Ocean in disgust only to hit a Gosselin child trying to ride a sea turtle to freedom. “Don’t make me go back home to mother, mister. I’ll drive your car using blocks on my feet and even burn you with a torch if crazy witch-doctors hypnotize you in the Temple of Doom. Honest, I will!”
Photos: Splash News
Que look surprise buneo.
Never be fooled by this bitch!
She is mean,
still wouldnt hit it
Amen.
Umm, she actually looks good here–almost like a less attractive Carrie Underwood.
Yeah, WAYYYYY less attractive! As in Randy Couture looks like a less attractive Carrie Underwood. Same thing.
This is the first time I’ve ever seen a smile on her face and it looks like holdiing it is giving her a brain hemorrhage. Or else she’s shitting her pants.
honestly i think you struck gold when you said shitting her pants!
I’ve always said I totally want to bone her
After eight kids?
Your penis will be like the clanger in her Liberty Bell.
then I’ll take a detour into her ass
This… is the best response imaginable. genius
That would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway……
The authorities need to take her children away. Every single one. She doesn’t deserve them.
im just relieved she didnt WIN a fuckin emmy. even neglectful tv mom of the year. self obsorbed bitch on wheels
When the fuck is this stupid cunt EVER raising her kids? She must have decided her job was done when she finished squeezing them all out. *puke*
Dare I say, Octomom is a more involved mother?
I had a very similar thought. OctoMom is a media whore, and even she is laying low these days.
LOL….I just heard shes pushing hardcore to be on Dancing With The Stars.
She actually looks good there.
She has eight kids, but they were all c-section, and her husband was, you know, a midget dick. She’s probably a great lay if you can get it in. At minimum, everyone likes a good hate fuck.
Nice freckle chest, you loser.
Further evidence that the US is going the way of the Roman Empire, fast!
Haha, I watched Capitalism, A Love Story the other day and was JUST thinking that!
look at that retard. she think she’s fuckin grace kelly?
Hey look – she’s stealing somebody’s soul and it was caught on film. Awesome!
Now where’s the shot of the shriveled up guy she was gazing upon?
ew. check out the back fat on the broad in the background. bleh.
Where is the back fat? I’m not seeing it.
hahaha. i see it.
Ever notice how Kate walks like somebody sharing a horse costume? Funny little known fact, she has an invisible conjoined twin attached to her ass. True story!
Does she every spend time with her kids, other than photoshoots?
her participation in the opening sketch and mere presence at this event is a TRAVESTY of epic proportions.
Look at the closeup shot and see the amount of makeup caked on her…I know women who are older and look far better with alot less makeup.
she look good!
i’d rather jack off in my own mouth then fuck that…
No, no, no. What the hell? No.
In an attempt to be outrageous, you just made her extremely attractive…
Wow, Kate looks gorgeous!
100 grand will make anybody gorgeous. Plus working out at the gym all day instead of raising your kids like any responsible parent would do.
Who the FUCK invited this loose-twatted whore to the fucking EMMY’S? I mean talk about discrediting your entire show……Kate Gosselin?!?! She’s got embryos falling out of her vagina like gumballs from a machine?
I thought it was Kelly Pickler!
I hate to say it but she looks amazing here.
And she had a C section, both portals are still intact boys!
Lots of frustration here today . . . .
she is a living testament to what hundreds of thousands of dollars of plastic surgery, personal trainers, live in dietitians, tons of slathered on cosmetics, and world class publicists can do for a woman whose only real talent was incubating enough embryos in her uterus to make into a Disney movie about dalmations.
I wish she’d do something truly interesting. Like get super fat, or raise llamas, or spend a season ice road trucking. Or just die. that would be good too.
id fuck it.
CHECK!
Come to think of it….I still maintain my earlier comment about her…but I’d also be up for her sitting across from me in a lounge chair, playing with her pussy, working both the clitoris and penetrating her own baby-ejecting vagina, as I feverishly masturbate.
I’d be up for almost any woman doing this though….nothing special to Kate….just for reference.
Dammit, she has never ejected a baby from her vag. She should be snug and tight.
nah. She looks and acts like the kind of chick whose vagina was loose and useless long before getting pregnant. that’s probably why they had to use fertility treatments to get her pregnant, keeping a boner long enough to ejaculate into the gaping hole of that battle-axe shrew had to be nearly impossible.
LOL….battle-axe shrew. I’m giggling my ass off, thanks to this tunnel-for-a-vagina, self-important, cobweb-twatted whore…
Yuck.
I think she is a crazy whacked out bitch but I don’t begrudge her the opportunity to work to support those whiny ass kids of hers…
I know a lot of you would rather see her work 80 hours a week as a nurse and live in a trailer park, but I hope she takes all the TV jobs she can get for as long as she can… Her infamy isn’t going to last forever and she needs to make that money while she can…
There are plenty of single mother actresses out there and I don’t see anyone all up in arms about it… I know, I know, it was the litter that got her famous in the first place but she can’t turn back the clock.. it is what it is and she just has to deal with the here and now…
“There are plenty of single mother actresses out there and I don’t see anyone all up in arms about it…”
I cannot think of a single mom/actress at this moment who has the same attitude Kate does. She’s arrogant and mean, as many who know her personally have said, and she puts her own fame-whoring before her children.
I can bet, however, that there are many single mothers out there who are much more deserving of the fame and money Kate gets. That is why most people would rather see her working 80 hours a week and living in a trailer park.
I think I can sum it up perfectly with this line from Maid To Order (as spoken by the lovely Beverly D’Angelo): “Some maids deserve to be princesss. Some princesses deserve to be maids.”
“There are plenty of single mother actresses out there and I don’t see anyone all up in arms about it”
so you missed the ENTIRE week of uproar about Jennifer Anniston saying single women can raise kids just fine?
She is a good mother, and here’s a photo of her feeding her kids to prove it.
http://www.akidsphoto.com/critters/swine07.html
They dont come much more WORTHLESS than this hag and shitty parent. Ok, the Kardashians make it a debate.
The reason she’s famous is sites like this keep continuing to write articles about her.
Agreed… and if the shows didn’t get the ratings they’d stop inviting her on… so I guess she does get some ratings…
Wow- she’s learned to smile without frowning.
Yeah – but so could The Joker.
Very pretty.
Very nice.
What bothers me most about this kind of thing, things like this shrew, is this: Imagine a new restaurant that offers valet parking, has a very strict dress code, a menu with no prices, waitpersons dressed like butlers who behave like they are serving the Queen of England, and the food on the plate looks appetizing. And then you eat it and it’s got all the quality of canned corned beef hash. It’s rank.
I bet that with enough money we could take an actual pig off a farm, and through plastic surgery and makeup and diet and forced exercise, make it into something that would trigger sexual desire in men. Men are hardwired, if you believe in Darwin instead of “intelligent design,” to be sexually attracted to symmetrically featured women of child bearing age whose shapes indicate that they are fit to bear children. But thanks to cosmetics and surgical procedures, women who are far from a natural child bearing age (i.e., they’re not taking hormones so they end up having twins, triplets, quadruplets, etc., because they are trying to force nature after having gone over the hill), and whose features and shapes are no longer sexually appealing unless their appearances are virtually “photoshopped” via the use of cosmetics and surgical procedures, are creating an illusion to fool men into being attracted to them. It’s as if a poor man who wants to attract women were to pretend he’s wealthy. It’s a rip.
she had a c section you idiots…do you honestly think they would let anyone pass out 6 kids from the vagina…get a brain.
You’re the more idiot for worshiping the ground her producers laid out for her.
what did they used to do when a woman had a brood of kids? im pretty sure nobody cut open my grandmother and she had 9 kids…..
Very pretty for a clown car of a woman. Plus 100 grand on surgery helps too.
Why doesn’t she stay home and raise her children?
i don’t care what you say.
i’d hit that. Here she looks better than a lot of the other plastic hollywood whores.
wtf? is all i have to say. she should NOT be considered a celebrity.
Please put a side by side pic of when she had brown hair and was 9 months preggers next to that photo.
Nooooooooooo!!!
Aw… C’mon! We all know Kate’s snatch is a smelly freebie-grifting greedy goblin. Fucking that whore is like banging a bowl of organic split pea soup. Congratulations on your clown car uterus- Katie Kreider… worthless lying trailer park bitch. She’s a tangerine Tanya Harding without the ice skating ability. And her kid is bipolar– just like her mommy.
Cunt face
Why does the middle of her top lip sit over her right front tooth and not the centre gap between her teeth? Like her mouth has slipped sideways. Dentist fail.
just knowing Captain America supports women?
……..she saw “The Light”, folks?
id like to chew on her tits for a while
Riding a sea turtle to freedom? Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Brilliant!
But I think she looks good. Also pretty :)
heh it just goes to show that anyone can look good when they have an army of make up artists and hairstylists.
She should stay home and bake cookies… I’ll have 3 trays worth please.