How Is Megan Fox Still Premiering ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?’

Presumably as punishment for her crimes against cinema, Megan Fox is still being forced to attend Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles premieres even though the movie’s been on DVD since December and is a flaming shitball filled with ass-cancer. (That one’s for you, Ebes.) So here she is at last night’s Tokyo premiere where her dress beautifully complimented the screams of, “Goddammit, can’t we just have another nuclear meltdown instead? Please? Fucking shit.” It was touching. You had to be there.

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