Holy Hell, Elsa Pataky, And Other News

- Just how fucked is Kristen Stewart’s career right now? [Lainey Gossip]

- Macaulay Culkin and Pete Doherty are roommates now. Yessss… [Dlisted]

- Redhead selfies truly are an act of random kindness. [theCHIVE]

- Britney SpearsShape cover may have been Photoshopped. Just a tad. [tooFab]

- Tom Brady sees dead people. [BuzzFeed]

- Jessica Lowndes is still the poor man’s Megan Fox. [Popoholic]

- God has perfect opportunity to kill Chris Brown, doesn’t. [IDLYITW]

- McKayla Maroney’s tweeting bikini pics now. [Hollywood Tuna]

- And Kendall Jenner’s posing in them or Kris Jenner stabs a puppy. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Zach Braff describes the hate about his Kickstarter as “deliciously yummy.” [FilmDrunk]

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