Holly Madison Wanted To Kill Herself While Living In Playboy Mansion

Remember Holly Madison? It’s not important. This post is literally just an excuse to embed bikini photos. Anyway, apparently she just revealed in her upcoming memoirs that she wanted to kill herself while living in the Playboy Mansion which seems like a reasonable response to banging a corpse for room and board while Bill Cosby lurked around every corner. Via ET Online:

“… What seemed like a fairytale life inside the Playboy Mansion – including A-list celebrity parties and her own #1-rated television show for four years – quickly devolved into an oppressive routine of strict rules, manipulation, and battles with ambitious, backstabbing bunnies,” the release stated.
“Life inside the notorious Mansion wasn’t a dream at all—and quickly became her nightmare. After losing her identity, her sense of self-worth, and her hope for the future, Holly found herself sitting alone in a bathtub contemplating suicide.”

When Kendra Wilkinson released her book, Sliding Into Home (Haha, gross.), she wrote that all of the girls took turns on Hugh Hefner’s penis before Holly came in and finished him off. Which really speaks to the strength and fortitude of women because that’s the kind of experience that would leave me harvesting the skin of newborns until God himself is forced to answer for this world. And if that seems oddly specific, George Zimmerman said it to me in a dream, so you’re not allowed to criticize it. IT’S FORBIDDEN.

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