Holly Madison in a Bikini

July 6th, 2010 // 74 Comments

Here’s Holly Madison hosting Wet Republic’s 4th of July party over the weekend and I think it’s time we allow this act of patriotism to make up for the fact she dated Criss Angel. I mean, for all we know he hypnotized her and made her shoplift charm necklaces to prove her love which is almost exactly like the Revolutionary War. Or I could just be reaching for an excuse to insert my penis into this equation (Holly) by referring to it as Paul Revere. *looks down* One if by land, two if by sea but what’s three? Zeppelin?

NOTE: Added pics of Holly’s assistant Angel Porrino. Ben Franklin would want it that way.

Photos: WireImage, WENN

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  1. TaT

    She was the ugliest one in the house. The other girls were WAAAY prettier, curvier, and very much more likeable in general.

    • Mr. Nice Guy

      You are Nuts. Holly was the best looking by Far………….

    • Fish Sticks

      You’re definitely a dude, and therefor your argument is invalid.

      How do I know?
      Guys don’t analyze a woman that much.
      She’s either hot or she’s not.
      They don’t measure her by levels of “prettyness”, “curviness”, etc.
      If you were a dude or a lesbian (therefor making your comment matter), you would have said that she wasn’t as hot as the other girls.

      You’d also have bad taste.

  2. TaT

    Oh and she looks like she’s 50 trying to be 20.

  3. Commented on this photo:

    when are u gonna come to my house.

  4. likkersilly
    Commented on this photo:

    If she ever needs a place to sit, i’m available …she looks good to me

  5. Sharon

    You could go to the beach and see a hundred better looking women than her anyday. She is a big bore.

    • Mr. Nice Guy

      I live near the Beach (Orange County California) and Holly is a 10 in Newport, Laguna or Huntington!

  6. DaJudge
    Commented on this photo:

    she is fucking hot, but you need to find a way to shut her the fuck up!

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