Hilary Duff is greedy; score one for Lindsay Lohan’s team

September 8th, 2005 // 14 Comments

Greedy Duff.jpgThe yin to Lindsay Lohan’s yang, Hilary Duff, reportedly showed up to the Krieger chronograph company’s showcase in Miami a few days ago where, according to one of Page Six‘s ambiguous and every-watchful spies, “she had her eye on a Krieger Gigantium valued at $15,000. After trying on the watches, including a $20,000 model, tempers flared when they realized they could not have those particular items for free. The scene became mayhem.” Luckily, Krieger Watch president Lance Burstyn gave Duff a $4,500 watch to shut her up before she got all winded and passed out like the fat daughter on that episode of “Full House” where she became anorexic for, like, a week and almost died.

Okay. Wait, no. So, all right, what? We hate Hilary Duff now, but we like Lindsay Lohan, right? Let me just mark that up on my score card. I’m sorry, it’s just so hard to keep track of which one is currently repugnant and which one is hot (oh, and marginally tolerable). Here’s what I have so far:

First Lohan is a chesty up-and-comer whose movies are well accepted by critics and audiences alike, and Duff is the personification of a half-empty cereal box, both physically and emotionally. Then Lohan becomes a terminally gaunt drunkard, and suddenly Duff isn’t looking too bad with her cute smile and her naive charm and, hey, I like cereal boxes, especially when they have those fun little mazes on the back. But then Lohan puts some weight back on and stops acting so spacey, thus reclaiming her “chesty up-and-comer” title. Meanwhile, Duff is starving herself to the point where she looks like Mr. Ed’s skeleton with jellybean halves grafted onto the chest, and has somehow developed a gross sense of entitlement as a result.

And… that’s where we’re at right now, right? We hate Hilary? Great. Gotcha.

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  1. armando

    This is not Whitney Houston, people. Even it is, her hair is just messed up. Come on! Whitney looks better than 90% of you on her worst day.

  2. armando

    This is not Whitney Houston, people. Even it is, her hair is just messed up. Come on! Whitney looks better than 90% of you on her worst day.

  3. Victoria Mary Stong

    I commend those that have positive things to say about Whitney Houston, but with all due respect; Please remember that once you take drugs, they control you, you don’t control them! That’s precisely why YOU CAN NOT FIGHT DRUGS ALONE NO MATTER WHAT YOU THINK, SAY OR DO! Drugs will psychologically destroy you if you don’t get help soon after taking them and smoking cigarettes will KILL you(I’ve lost 3 people to Lung Cancer)! I know also because I’ve watched/heard it and watch/hear it happening to my “mother” Emily Parry, “brother” Joseph Stong(stage name “Joe Forbrich”)and many other Family members currently living in New York in the Roubicek, Stong, Krakaur & Venturella(in New Jersey)Families. Drugs in my “Family” have led to my entire family collectively turning on me with their drugged/twisted moral-less way of thinking and hurting me very deeply. More deeply than I can say. This banishment/excommunication/indifference/arrogance of sorts type thing happened essentially after years of gross abuse & gross neglect & after I reported my Step-Father Charles Parrys’(married 30 years & currently living with my “mother” at 12 Golf Course Road in Bellport, N.Y. 631 286-0341)pedophilia to my mother. She argued with him about it for a little over a year and then he gave her an ultimatum “Either she goes, or I go”. My Alcoholic/Drug-Addicted “mother” complained to me about it in a tone that said; Do me a favor?, like I should just leave the house like it was nothing. I was 14 when I’d got up the nerve to report my step-father’s Pedophile behavior towards me to my mother who always taught people not to believe me. This was/is because I’ve always been an Activist reporting abuse/neglect/criminal/immoral family issues to School Counselors/Teachers/Suffolk Police when possible. Shortly after she complained to me when I’d just turned 16 years old, she locked me out of my house & called the Police. She had told me the lies she would tell them to protect her “image” as a Bellport High School Teacher. I had no choice but to run away at that point. She was about to get me in trouble & sent away with her lies. She had told me before when I’d told her I’d call 911 on her to stop me “If you call them, they’ll take you away, put you in Foster care & you’ll never see our Family again”. This is what always prevented me from reporting her. I was scared of losing my Family which happened anyway because since I couldn’t report it before, no one in my “Family” or Village of Bellport on the most part, wants to believe me now. At 16 I was put in the street essentially to fend for myself. I even took my mother to Family Court for financial support, as I was underage and requested he order me back home. The Judge questioned my mother why she would’nt take me back home. My “mother” in turn kept giving the Judge excuses as she just wanted to keep me(“the threat”as she treated me around her Pedophile husband)out of the house as (retaliating Pedophile)Charles Parry who has always threatened to leave her if I came back home,was more important to her. Finally the Judge yelled at her and she insisted she didn’t want me home. That was a very painful day in my life. I’ve almost been killed many times as I’ve been victimized a lot since I was a young girl alone in New York City which I ended up at and where life for me was drasticly different. I’ve had to learn everything the hard way. This, because of Alcohol and Drug abuse that twisted my familys’ minds against me not to mention that money with them speaks louder than words. My “mother” has plenty of that, for sure! Well, the moral of my story is always report abuse/neglect as soon as it happens or you’ll be sorry like I am. I just felt I just felt I had no choice at the time. We are a much more educated society now and so many more resources are available for kids and Family’s. DON’T MAKE MY MISTAKE AND PUT OFF REPORTING CRIME IN YOUR FAMILY OR DRUG ABUSE……………IT’S A MATTER OF A DECENT/LOVING FAMILY AND/OR LIFE & DEATH! I’m not selfish. I don’t want others to suffer just because I did like my “mother” did to me. I want to see all Families happy and/or at least in some sort of normalcy that they can always communicate and have a healthy relationship. God bless you all with healthy relationships.
    And…..please………….for God’s sake, for me and the sake of all abused and/or neglected children like Lisa Steinberg, Nixmary Brown and other victims………….ALWAYS REPORT CRIME AGAINST CHILDREN & TEENAGERS(you can always do it anonymously)? MANY TIMES WE’RE/THEY’RE UNABLE FOR VARIOUS REASONS. THEY’RE TERRIFIED TO. SO…YOU’LL BE SAVING A YOUNG LIFE. ANYWAY….IT’S A CRIME & YOU’LL BE SORRY LATER IF YOU DON’T!!

  4. Victoria Mary Stong

    *SORRY…HERE’S MY POST AGAIN WITH NECESSARY ADDITIONS/CORRECTIONS:
    I commend those that have positive things to say about Whitney Houston, but with all due respect; Please remember that once you take drugs, they control you, you don’t control them! That’s precisely why YOU CAN NOT FIGHT DRUGS ALONE NO MATTER WHAT YOU THINK, SAY OR DO! Drugs will psychologically destroy you if you don’t get help soon after taking them and smoking cigarettes will KILL you(I’ve lost 3 people to Lung Cancer)! I know also because I’ve watched/heard it and watch/hear it happening to my “mother” Emily Parry, “brother” Joseph Stong(stage name “Joe Forbrich”)and many other Family members currently living in New York in the Roubicek, Stong, Krakaur & Venturella(in New Jersey)Families. Drugs in my “Family” have led to my entire family collectively turning on me with their drugged/twisted moral-less way of thinking and hurting me very deeply. More deeply than I can say. This banishment/excommunication/indifference/arrogance of sorts type thing happened essentially after years of gross abuse & gross neglect & after I reported my Step-Father Charles Parrys’(married 30 years & currently living with my “mother” at 12 Golf Course Road in Bellport, N.Y. 631 286-0341)pedophilia to my mother. She argued with him about it for a little over a year and then he gave her an ultimatum “Either she goes, or I go”. My Alcoholic/Drug-Addicted “mother” complained to me about it in a tone that said; Do me a favor?, like I should just leave the house like it was nothing. I was 14 when I’d got up the nerve to report my step-father’s Pedophile behavior towards me to my mother who always taught people not to believe me. This was/is because I’ve always been an Activist reporting abuse/neglect/criminal/immoral family issues to School Counselors/Teachers/Suffolk Police when possible. Shortly after she complained to me when I’d just turned 16 years old, she locked me out of my house & called the Police. She had told me the lies she would tell them to protect her “image” as a Bellport High School Teacher. I had no choice but to run away at that point. She was about to get me in trouble & sent away with her lies. She had told me before when I’d told her I’d call 911 on her to stop me “If you call them, they’ll take you away, put you in Foster care & you’ll never see our Family again”. This is what always prevented me from reporting her. I was scared of losing my Family which happened anyway because since I couldn’t report it before, no one in my “Family” or Village of Bellport on the most part, wants to believe me now. At 16 I was put in the street essentially to fend for myself. I even took my mother to Family Court for financial support, as I was underage and requested he order me back home. The Judge questioned my mother why she would’nt take me back home. My “mother” in turn kept giving the Judge excuses as she just wanted to keep me(“the threat”as she treated me around her Pedophile husband)out of the house as (retaliating Pedophile)Charles Parry who has always threatened to leave her if I came back home,was more important to her. Finally the Judge yelled at her and she insisted she didn’t want me home. That was a very painful day in my life. I’ve almost been killed many times as I’ve been victimized a lot since I was a young girl alone in New York City which I ended up at and where life for me was drasticly different. I’ve had to learn everything the hard way. This, because of Alcohol and Drug abuse that twisted my familys’ minds against me not to mention that money with them speaks louder than words. My “mother” has plenty of that, for sure! Well, the moral of my story is always report abuse/neglect as soon as it happens or you’ll be sorry like I am. I just felt I just felt I had no choice at the time. We are a much more educated society now and so many more resources are available for kids and Family’s. DON’T MAKE MY MISTAKE AND PUT OFF REPORTING CRIME IN YOUR FAMILY OR DRUG ABUSE……………IT’S A MATTER OF A DECENT/LOVING FAMILY AND/OR LIFE & DEATH! I’m not selfish. I don’t want others to suffer just because I did like my “mother & Family”did to me(& stole from me). I reached out & everyone failed me & still does. I want to see all Families happy and/or at least in some sort of normalcy & understanding that they can always communicate and have a healthy relationship. I sincerely hope God blesses you all with healthy relationships. A good Family is the foundation for a good, successful & happy life.
    And…..please………….for God’s sake, for me and the sake of all abused and/or neglected children like Lisa Steinberg, Nixmary Brown and other victims………….ALWAYS REPORT CRIME AGAINST CHILDREN & TEENAGERS(you can always do it anonymously)? MANY TIMES WE’RE/THEY’RE UNABLE TO FOR VARIOUS REASONS. THEY’RE TERRIFIED TOO. SO…YOU’LL BE SAVING A YOUNG LIFE. ANYWAY….IT’S A CRIME & YOU’LL BE SORRY LATER IF YOU DON’T!!

  5. beardbabe

    Thank you Victoria Mary Strong for putting us all in our place. Now I don’t feel so guilty LMAO at the hilarious comments.

  6. Anonymous

    CRACKHEAD ALERT……………..

  7. i really like this i think it pretty cool!!!!!!!!!!

  8. Victoria Mary Stong / Civil Rights Activist

    Just for the record…………………………I’m very proud to say I’ve NEVER had any type drug addiction nor will I even date someone who drinks, smokes or takes illegal drugs. I HAVE A DRUG-FREE BODY, THANK GOD!

  9. Victoria Mary Stong / Civil Rights Activist

    I’m only being a testimony to the results of taking drugs and abusing other types of drugs. How many of you have the courage to speak up so as to prevent other victims from suffering? I’m a Civil Rights and Community Activist and that’s the type things we do……………..SPEAK OUT TO HELP OTHERS! Get used to it.

  10. Victoria Mary Stong / Civil Rights Activist

    I’m only being a testimony to the results of taking drugs and abusing other types of drugs. How many of you have the courage to speak up so as to prevent other victims from suffering? I’m a Civil Rights and Community Activist and that’s the type things we do……………..SPEAK OUT TO HELP OTHERS! Get used to it.

  11. Victoria Mary Stong / Civil Rights Activist

    I’m only being a testimony to the results of taking drugs and abusing other types of drugs. How many of you have the courage to speak up so as to prevent other victims from suffering? I’m a Civil Rights and Community Activist and that’s the type things we do……………..SPEAK OUT TO HELP OTHERS! Get used to it.

  12. Victoria Mary Stong / Civil Rights Activist

    Sorry. I again am having computer issues no thanks to Dell NOT honoring their service agreement.

  13. Victoria Mary Stong / Civil Rights Activist

    By the way……………HILLARY DUFF IS WONDERFUL.I’ll never forget she was so gracious and nice to have an open mic in Times Square once so other Singers could show off their talent too. How many stars do unselfish things like that? Not too many. I mean who tries to promote other unknown Singers out of the goodness of their heart without ANY type of pay or benefit?

  14. Victoria Mary Stong / Civil Rights Activist

    Everyone: Please have a completely drug-free Holiday as I have ALL of my life. I have NEVER had any type drug habit ever and believe me it’s great!

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