Hilary Swank in a Bikini. Did Not See That Coming…

August 13th, 2010 // 116 Comments

Apparently it’s Random Celebrities in Swimwear Week, because here’s Hilary Swank vacationing in Hawaii yesterday which I honestly would’ve never predicted if someone gave me a Ouija board and made me spend the night in an Indian graveyard.

INDIAN GHOST: OooOooOOooh! Hilary Swank will be in a bikini tomorrow.
ME: Ha! Good one. Now are you going to bring this hooker back to life or are we just spinning tires here?
INDIAN GHOST: My bad.

Photos: Pacific Coast News

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  1. Hilary Swank in a Bikini
    mudbone
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    I would tornado her asshole !!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. Deacon Jones

    I guarantee she puts a strap-on on and butt fucks her husband to Metallica.

  3. Hilary Swank in a Bikini
    Greg H
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    Now if we could do something about that face, she’d be awesome

  4. Hilary Swank in a Bikini
    Dawn Weatherby
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    Very impressive for any age, but more so for a 36 year old.

  5. Jack Mehoff

    I want to lick her cornhole.

  6. Jizztits

    Her tits used to be much bigger. This makes me want to cry and wank.

  7. elephantman

    she looked better with that dildo strapped on! her TEETH! OMG! HORSE FACE!

  8. sumdumfuk

    Sorry, she is damn hot. Period.

  9. Thickpubichair

    That is a nice little tight body and she does have a thick bush down there.

  10. Hilary Swank in a Bikini
    therapper
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    Would love to hit it. This is a good looking, in a rough style of way, woman. Sure, the perfect airbrushed image models are good looking, but in a FAKE way.

    I’ll take a real woman anyday.

  11. Jonny Topside

    Steve Sanders used to rail that in the mens room of the peach pit while Nat jerked off in the next stall.

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    Bravefart
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    She’s been sandbagging that body this whole time?!

  13. Hilary Swank in a Bikini
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    Hot, I like the skinny. I hate these big women like Britney.

  14. Remember 20 years ago, this is what most women used to look like. Now, they all look like Rosie O’Donnell and we all supposed to pretend they look skinny.

    • i know and they tell the skinny women “you are too skinny, you need to eat more.” they tell this to me, for example, and i wear maybe size 6 at the least if the clothing is cut kind of big…basically, i am a size large in every other country except america, lol. i brought jeans from brazil here and americans think they are for children

  15. Hilary Swank in a Bikini
    Ho.Lee.Shit
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    Ridiculous body. She looks great.

  16. Wow. I had no idea she was that hot. Damn, I’d go down on her.
    I’d probably even lick her butthole.

  17. captain america

    well, SHE HAS A SUPERB BODY FOR A SLUT, folks!!

  18. wow, mad props. she has a great bod.

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    Evil
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    What, no ass shot?

  20. Hilary Swank in a Bikini
    meatierthanyurmother
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    sweet baby buddha!!

  21. Hilary Swank in a Bikini
    sdf
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    No ass shot? WORTHLESS then.

  22. Hilary Swank in a Bikini
    DarkSecret
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    I just rubbed one from looking at the cooter bone alone. Also both lips are big I see…………………

  23. RasputinsLiver

    Hilary Swank…

    …has a very swanky, fappable, porkable chassis, man.

    Very swanky indeed.

    • TrouserTrout

      This chick body and face are built for porn. Man I would love to see her take a massive facial on that mug.

  24. Hilary Swank in a Bikini
    wtf
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    hmmm..man hands

  25. Hilary Swank in a Bikini
    squirtdrinker
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    god, the number of loads that I have lost to her…what a body

  26. Hilary Swank in a Bikini
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    Unremitting love since Sweet Karate Boobs, The Miyagi Boner, or whatever the name of that movie was.

  27. Hilary Swank in a Bikini
    Truthteller
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    Hell, this bitch looks like SHE’S on steroids. She couldn’t possible get muscle tone and definition like w/out ‘roids,

    Kinda thick for a White girl too. Yup, definitely steroids!!!!!!

  28. Hilary Swank in a Bikini
    Truthteller
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    Hell, this bitch looks like SHE’S on steroids. She couldn’t possible get muscle tone and definition like w/out ‘roids,

    Kinda thick for a White girl too. Yup, definitely steroids!!!!!!

  29. Hilary Swank in a Bikini
    Truthteller
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    Hell, this bitch looks like SHE’S on steroids. She couldn’t possible get muscle tone and definition like that w/out ‘roids,

    Kinda thick for a White girl too. Yup, definitely steroids!!!!!!

  30. LJ

    Those legs would fit nicely around my head.

  31. Hilary Swank in a Bikini
    yowillie
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    Yummy

  32. Hilary Swank in a Bikini
    nadsak
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    100% hawt.

  33. Hilary Swank in a Bikini
    Josh
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    I’d take that over Skeletor Jolie anyday…!

  34. Hilary Swank in a Bikini
    stings
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    Hilary Swank is hot and talented….Unlike most of today’s actresses!

  35. Hilary Swank in a Bikini
    eric
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    Love the body, but those teeth could gnaw off a 2×4.

  36. lol

    what a banging little body. tight little babe.

  37. angeluisa

    Wow! Hot sexy Hillary. love her body….i idolized her for being such good actress. Go hillary. love you.

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  38. Hilary Swank in a Bikini
    Obvious
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    Hilary looks fantastic. I don’t need an ass shot to tell what she looks like from the rear. I can tel by shape and fat content, she looks awesome from behind. Good for her.

  39. Hilary Swank in a Bikini
    dee
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    This is what healthy is. Not those fat bitches that think being a size 20 is healthy.

  40. Hilary Swank in a Bikini
    dumbarses
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    and yet, I find the Sarah Silverman photos 10x more sexy than this chick…

  41. captainncy

    she is hard and hot. Here is my weird fantasy: I come home to my wife hillary, just finishing up a set of squats with more weight than most guys use and a set of crunches. Her abs are tight and glistening from sweat. I joke that “you might soon be stronger tham me”. She laughs, turning into a smirk, saying “MIGHT…what might?” I say “Come on, you are looking amazing and I don’t mean to put you down – but you are still just a girl…” She just laughs again. Then she asks me to punch her in the stomach – betting that it won’t hurt. The kicker is that she gets to hit me next. I hem and haw but eventually give her a little shot. She slightly winces but then just grins. My hand felt like it hit a wall. Then she walks up to me, fist clenched… I start to panic. She fakes a punch but holds back, saying “aww don’t worry big guy, i’ll take you down the old fashioned way”. Next I know she’s used some jujitsu move she learned on a movie, sweeps my leg and is straddling me on the floor. Her boobs are heaving, right near my face and her chiseled abs are glistening. Involuntarily, I am now standing at attention. She notices. She says “I see my strength turns you on”. Well, not so fast big guy. I need to prove that I can not only kick your ass – but I am the one in total charge. I laugh and tell her that the judo move was a fluke. Next I think know – like lightning, her thighs have come up and are straddling my head. Now her ankles are locked and she starts to squeeze – like that woman in the james bond movie once. Her thighs explode in rippling muscle and my head and neck suddenly feel clamped in a vice. I put my hands on her thighs to pull them apart but – that is a joke. I can’t budge them. I start to panic – the pressure is enormous. She eases up just a bit and grins slyly. Next thing i know, still clamped in her legs, she is using her abductor muscles to bring my head close to her bikini. She pulls the bikini aside and basically forces me to go down on her – a wet, hard, juicy ball of horny energy. After she is done, still having me locked in her thighs – she sits back up and, straddling me, tells me that she is gooing to FORCE me to enjoy a handjob, and that there is nothing I can do about it.

    There it is, my weird, hot hillary fantasy. You can sub in Jessica Biel or any other hollywood hardbody with legs stronger than mine. Hope someone out there enjoyed.

  42. Hilary Swank in a Bikini
    michael
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    hilary swank at 36 still is delicious. white bikinis are also attractive. my life is a sad story. i knew a girl like her when i was about 13. i thought i was better than her. i had money from my parents and she was poor and 12. years later things went wrong for me. i wound up being a porter working for her. she got even she lorded over me. she delighted in bossing me around. then one day she invited me into the office . she asked me to drop my pants and show me my thing. and then the real shocker. she would pay me 15 thousand to have my balls taken off. with no money i agreed and i am now an eunch with no balls. from time to time she has me take off my pants and show it to females. they love to see a male castrated.

  43. Hilary Swank in a Bikini
    paco
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    what a bangable rocking body!!! but what a shame of her horse face.

  44. Hilary Swank in a Bikini
    holy shitter
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    wow that was a pleasant surprise. go swank!

  45. Tina

    She looks great! (Much better than usual.)

  46. Hilary Swank in a Bikini
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    she is toned and looking super hot from head to toe. super nice.

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  47. Hilary Swank in a Bikini
    i loled
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    ewwwww

  48. Hilary Swank in a Bikini
    Martin Wolters
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    I’m gonna wank for Hilary Swank!
    But seriously, what a beauty!
    A perfect body, the nicest smile & she can act to!
    I think that I’m in love, I can never find a woman more beautiful than her.
    Alas, it can never be…
    In that case, see you in my dreams Hilary!

    Greetings from Holland!

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