Apparently it’s Random Celebrities in Swimwear Week, because here’s Hilary Swank vacationing in Hawaii yesterday which I honestly would’ve never predicted if someone gave me a Ouija board and made me spend the night in an Indian graveyard.
INDIAN GHOST: OooOooOOooh! Hilary Swank will be in a bikini tomorrow.
ME: Ha! Good one. Now are you going to bring this hooker back to life or are we just spinning tires here?
INDIAN GHOST: My bad.
Photos: Pacific Coast News