Hilary Duff Should Be The Spokeswoman For Pilates Because Goddamn And Other News

- American Idol wants to fire Mariah Carey already and bring back JLo. [Lainey Gossip]

- Lindsay Lohan’s new sugar daddy is a wealthy Saudi entrepreneur so perfect timing on that choice of johns. [Dlisted]

- Mail Order Brides Posing Awkwardly [theCHIVE]

- Chris Brown’s making a country album now. Somehow this is LL Cool J’s fault. [tooFab]

- These Photos Will Melt Your Mind [BuzzFeed]

- Michelle Rodriguez poses for Cosmo Latina. [Popoholic]

- While Kelly Brook poses for FHM Turkey. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Snoop Lion accidentally confirmed Miley Cyrus is single. [IDLYITW]

- Anne Hathaway almost flashed her vagina again. [Celebslam]

- So to make up for that near-miss, here’s a bunch of topless Page 3 Girls. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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