We’ve given Hilary Duff some shit in the past about her post-pregnancy weight but only because we
think pregnant women should be fired into the sun want her to achieve the full-blossoming power of her womanhood in a garden of strength flowers that look like vaginas. So here she is at Pilates class yesterday where she tweeted herself getting ready to give Nicolette Sheridan the greatest cunnilingus of her life which everyone knows is the key to a successful weight-loss regimen. And it doesn’t even have to be Nicolette Sheridan. Maybe that girl at Starbucks if you want me to ask for you. I’m just here as a friend. I’m just here as a friend.