Good Morning, Hilary Duff, And Other News

May 30th, 2013 // 14 Comments

- We get to see Angelina Jolie‘s new boobs on Sunday. [Lainey Gossip]

- Ellen Page‘s publicist wants you to believe Alexander Skarsgard turned her straight. Sold. [Dlisted]

- There’s a Towel Thursday now? [theCHIVE]

- James Lipton used to be a pimp. An actual pimp. [tooFab]

- Why The Return Of “Arrested Development” Brought Out The Worst In Everybody [BuzzFeed]

- I honestly thought this was Megan Draper in lingerie for a second. [Popoholic]

- UPDATE: Elizabeth Olsen is still the hotter Olsen spawn. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Kelly Brook is selling AXE now, so give me three cases of Extreme Douche Sunrise and two Bro Dawg Musks. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Tom Hardy will see Christian Bale and raise him a diamond necklace… [FilmDrunk]

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  1. Damn. Even her kid looks like he has his shit together.

  2. JC

    I have no interest in smelling like a douche, but got-damn that Kelly Brook commercial. Got-damn.

    • It appears that Brook’s space station employs a centrifugal force form of artificial gravity, which manages to keep her feet on the ground…. yet all of her shit floats around in weightlessness.

      Also, need more moon physics on dem titties.

  3. Hilary Duff Cleavage Mom Boobs Son Luca Mommy And Me Class
    Commented on this photo:

    Somehow I feel like a better person commenting on her body when her newborn isnt in the picture. But only for a little bit.

    Nice ass

  4. Hilary Duff Cleavage Mom Boobs Son Luca Mommy And Me Class
    Matt
    Commented on this photo:

    imagine having her as your mum…

  5. Hilary Duff Cleavage Mom Boobs Son Luca Mommy And Me Class
    Commented on this photo:

    “Mom, what’s the friggin’ deal with these guys always taking pictures of my milk cartons? Hey – wait a minute – am I missing??”

  6. Haylie

    Never seen the big deal with this chunky chick. Just another gold digging has-been/whore married to an over the hill athlete.

    • Interesting how often the claws are bared when the topic is a beautiful woman…

    • Ron Jeremy's condom

      “Just another gold digging has-been/whore married to an over the hill athlete”

      Since her husband and baby daddy is worth about $100M I’d say she scored big in the gold digging department.

  7. Hilary Duff Cleavage Mom Boobs Son Luca Mommy And Me Class
    Commented on this photo:

    Heheh, awesome kid pout. I miss carrying mine around like that, they’re too big now. Also, she’s hot. Still kinda brick-shaped, but hot

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