Hilary Duff’s Mom-Boobs Will Heal America And
Other News

April 19th, 2013 // 7 Comments

- Gwyneth Paltrow didn’t show up to the Iron Man 3 premiere in London? But they’re your loyal subjects! [Lainey Gossip]

- They’re remaking Weird Science now. [Dlisted]

- None of these breasts will make you face the grim reality of terrorism. [theCHIVE]

- Selena Gomez is writing break-up songs for Taylor Swift now. [tooFab]

- Obama told Jaden Smith aliens exist and the government knows it. Why not? [BuzzFeed]

- New Adriana Lima lingerie pics, anyone? [Popoholic]

- Ashley Tisdale has been paying careful attention to Amanda Bynes. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Juno Temple has nipples in case anyone wanted to know. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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  1. Hilary Duff Cleavage Butt Tight Jeans Holding Son Luca
    Inner Retard
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh, boy. This is a toughy! On one hand this is one hot MILF who has a Mercedes. On the other she has a kid. We need a tiebreaker… TITS. Gentlemen, the ayes have it!

    • thegrouchomarxist

      I think that being a MILF, having a kid would be somewhat of a requirement. Hence the “M” in MILF….

      • Inner Retard

        It’s a software conflict. Half my mind knows that. The other half is desperately trying to block that out so she looks even hotter.

  2. schmidtler

    They sent ‘healing ponies’ and ‘therapy golden retrievers’ to the people in Newtown, so is it too much to ask for them to send me some ‘therapy boobs’?

  3. anonymous

    She’s hot no doubt but she’s morphing back into her square-bodied thick state again.

    • Lucas

      Her career has been over for some time now; and since she’s sucessfully hitched her thick limbed caboose to Mike’s family (and money) via a kid, she probably doesn’t care how she now looks.

  4. Hilary Duff Cleavage Butt Tight Jeans Holding Son Luca
    ehh?
    Commented on this photo:

    Brick’s gold-digging puck bunny.

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