Hey, Look, It’s Beyonce After She Had That Baby

Depending on what school of thought you belong to, Beyonce either naturally birthed a baby girl a month ago or paid a surrogate to birth one and then disposed of the body in a vat of Gwyneth Paltrow’s free-range jambalaya, so these pics of Beyonce last night looking pretty much like how Beyonce’s always looked “pregnant” or not-pregnant are going to mean different things to different people. The important thing is that we all agree her bodyguard team is now a lethal combination of Kareem Abdul Jabbar and Black Snooki. There’s no way that’s legal.

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