Depending on what school of thought you belong to, Beyonce either naturally birthed a baby girl a month ago or paid a surrogate to birth one and then disposed of the body in a vat of Gwyneth Paltrow‘s free-range jambalaya, so these pics of Beyonce last night looking pretty much like how Beyonce’s always looked “pregnant” or not-pregnant are going to mean different things to different people. The important thing is that we all agree her bodyguard team is now a lethal combination of Kareem Abdul Jabbar and Black Snooki. There’s no way that’s legal.
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Oh, come on. This is not what she always looks like- she gained a LOT of weight. Look at her midsection, legs, boobs, neck, face, and upper arms! I definitely think she was pregnant. No way a body-obsessed celebrity like her would just gain that much weight for funsies.
There’s a dairy farmer out there with a switch, muttering, “I’m a-gonna beat the white off of all you bitches.”
How can you say that’s exactly how she always looks when there’s pictures of her pre-baby body at the bottom of the post? She either had a baby, or got fat. That’s definitely fat for Beyonce- and I just don’t think a narcissist like her would gain THAT much weight just to convince us.
I do!! She is a media whore and her image is everything to her. Am I crazy or is she bigger now than when she was supposedly prgnant. Looks like a wonder bra and hip pads. This chick is sick!
she looks stuffed. lol
I think Beyonce looks good. Some of us wished we looked that good after having a baby. Let’s build each other up instead of tearing each other down.
I found out first hand how hard it is to lose baby weight recently. Give her four months, if she’s still fat, then she can be called a cow…
I didn’t know Jessica Simpson posted here.
Frank Burns, I have never had a baby (I am a woman), but unless you can, you need to STFU about pregnancy weight. You have no idea what you are talking about.
thanks.
I’m not going to bother waiting four months, I’m calling her a cow right now!
idk who women think they’re fooling calling it ‘baby fat’. The baby has the baby fat, and the baby dropped out of her noonerhole weeks ago. Beyonce’s fat is Beyonce’s fat. Is she gestating more fetuses in her ass or something?
I think she looks great – I’d be worried if she was a stick again so soon after the birth. Let her lose weight at a healthy pace, people!
Agreed! It’s not natural the way these Hollywood chicks have been losing weight so fast after birthing their babies. It’s also not right to expect such unhealthy weight loss so quickly.
says the fat broad.
Oh yeah, she had a baby. No doubt about it.
There are foundation garments under that dress, and they are made of space age materials.
Jessica and Beyonce are going to have a titoff. Kind of like the SuperBowl of lactation.
There are currently planets smaller than what Jessica Simpson hauls around on her chest at the moment. I worry for the Earth’s gravitational pull the way they’re growing.
Jessica will win. Beyonce’s are big, but Jessica looks like her back and torso have three pregnant bellies strapped to them. They’re so big, you could play a game like 3-boob monte and try an guess which one of the mounds has the baby in it and most people would get it wrong.
Kind of like my former boss. She was 4’11″ and about 95 pounds and when she was pregnant her breasts swelled to like 36DD. She could hardly find a top to contain them. It was kind of distracting.
LOL….”Three boob monte” LOL
Me too with the lawl at “three-boob Monte”.
How can Jessica STILL be pregnant?
Does she own a pet pachyderm, by any chance?
she looks so pretty!!!!!!!! =)
Uh. Yeah. that’s definitely a breastfeeding body right thurr. no doubt she had a baby.
If the guy to her left pursed his lips, he’d disappear altogether. I hope he spent at least some of his in the Special Forces.
*some of his time in the Special Forces I mean.
tell your former boss that i love her
LOL.her head looks really small compared to the size of her body. She’s shaped like a snowman!!
She looks fatter without the pregnancy LOL
yes
isn’t it weird how she’s fatter now that she is not pregnant
I know, right?
thank you! I don’t think she’s fatter. It’s obvious to me, that dress is meant to make her look post-baby fat. Absolutely is pushing her boobs up. Just give it a few weeks and she’ll magically be back to normal. I don’t think she really had a baby. No way.
In all honesty and without any snarky borderline racist crap, can someone explain why she is clearly a beautiful black girl in the upper photos yet her skin tone appears to match Scarlett J in the lower? If I varied to that degree, I would expect curiosity.
I was thinking the same thing. Just when I think she’s going the MJ route she turns up with a normal looking skin tone.
I’m not debating whether or not she lightens, but the comparison of those two particular sets of photos is unfair: Indoor at night versus outdoor during the day. *Anyone* will look different in those two conditions.
when the fuck did she get this fat?
she wasn’t this fat during her pregnancy
Exactly! She probably gained 15 – 20lbs just to maintain the lie.
yeah yeah and she supposedly wasn’t pregnant because she didn’t want her body to change. seems legit.
not necessarily, it looks like a fat suit cause her head looks abnormally small compared to the rest of her body
Why do you think that someone will lie of having a pregnancy.And she does look like she gave birth look at her face it looks like more fat was plugged into there.
Did she also have a skin-darkening operation while in there?
It’s called a tan… idiot.
Hot damn. I like it.
i see the real baby mamma
hello real baby momma
I think they call this look ‘Rubenesque’.
I think it can also be called “still way out of your league”
Wasn’t insulting her, prickface. Now go see what your fatass mom needs.
I’ll bet when the fake weave, penciled eye brows, glued on lashes, pancake makeup are taken off, and that spandex body suit explodes off after the clips are undone……
it’s a whole other fucking world.
she looks like Mrs. Jefferson, without all that crap on..
I was thinking a fatter version of RuPaul
First, this is the industry of smoke and mirrors. There are drugs she could’ve taken before and now to give the illusion of being pregnant…just as they do in movies. Second, I still think the audacity and arrogance and insensivity they showed toward other parents at the same hospital was shocking. And the so-called public statement by the hospital to launch a full investigation was complete BS…like most celeb threats to sue for slander. They hid behind the hospital, their money and fame. The status doenst make them better human beings…but tell them that…
She did not have that stupid baby. Has anyone ever SEEN a pregnant woman? They tend to carry a baby in their uterus, not their ass. Anybody can lactate, just take enough progesterone . She’s awful, her babies name is awful and hiring some woman from a 3rd world country to have your baby is awful.
totally agree, Doni.
I warn you all.
SHE, including sick jay-z, AREN’T WHAT THEY SEEM!!!
Oh, we know, the baby is Lucifer’s daughter, Illuminati, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera … but glad you’re on it too! You seem like a sharp one.
No one is who they seem to be these days, honey.
Her shoulders are HUGE…………..
Hey now … I love you, Clarence ma’am, but let’s not start bashing the broad-shouldered girls.
[rolls shoulders even more forward]
She’s looking hotter than ever.
Are you kidding? There’s two obvious differences post pregnany.
Yes, but what she’s sporting is a wonder bra.
Yeah I’ve got one of those. They make your breast look like implants.
not the biggest fan of her figure, but she really looks great.
Jay Z is one lucky bastard. I would love to be raw dogging that everynight.
Padded bra and ill fitting dress giving illusion of “fullness”. Didn’t she say she was 4 months at the time of announcement…making her due around the same time as Jessica Simpson? Those pics of her “baby bump” in a bikini was a food baby.
I’m a Beyonce birther and Im calling BULLSHIT!
That’s going to be a very healthy baby. I would love to drive into those boobs all night long.
Me too! I would love to sick the milk out them twins then drop a fat load on them,. Damn!
it was an elaborate ruse, so she could get a boob job.
i was wondering if i was the only one that noticed. those things are huge.
@mbjk Maybe she didnt want her pussy to change or her boobs to sag
hey beautiful mama!!!
Is this one of those “Got Milk?” ads?
she didn’t have the baby. The weight is from the prednazone she took to make it look like she was pregnant
for god sake people!! she was f***ng pregnant. here are paparazzi picture of her with a pregnant belly when she was visiting croatia this summer. http://www.index.hr/xmag/clanak/beyonce-stigla-na-hvar-na-nasem-najsuncanijem-otoku-sunca-svoj-goli-trudnicki-trbuscic/570379.aspx
Why does she need bodyguards?
Because she has a strange name? Because she married Crack Urkel?
I don’t get it.
You are mean-spirited people who have nothing to do but say nasty things about a woman, who because she is in the public eye, is likely struggling with her self image right now and her post baby body. It is uncharitable of you to add to the pressure by making comments that could push her to lose weight at an unhealthy rate or to turn to diet pill dependency. At which point I am sure you would be happy to turn on her for “how stupid she is” for doing so. Clearly your parents never thought you that if you have nothing good to say, you should keep your mouth shut.
Thats her cousin Angie, lol
you have to be pregnant to be post, okay!!!!!!!
do you think we are crazy