Here’s Why Megan Fox Failed At Twitter

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Megan Fox joined Twitter a week ago only to quickly delete her account and head straight to Facebook to decry the ills of social media. Makes perfect sense.

I thought that 2013 might be the year that I finally blossomed into a social networking butterfly… but as it turns out I still hate it.
Love you guys but I will just never be that girl. Facebook is as much as I can handle.

The first world problems of a Megan Fox-type person notwithstanding, let me attempt to break down that stunning piece of digital fart-sniffing and also let Megs know exactly what was expected of ‘that girl’ in terms of Twitter. Creating things, offering your thoughts on subjects, contributing to society in general, these are not the concerns of ‘that girl.’ Those are the burdens of the pale, doughy majority like myself who find that a 140 character expression of my thoughts on fast food or a film I lack the talent and ambition to ever even conceive of is a safe way to interact with society without them looking at me weird. What I’m getting at here is breasts. Less typey wordy, more booby.

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