Sorry, I just wanted to see what it’s like to write for Hollywood Life.
But on a serious note, Chris Brown actually is in St. Tropez this week and staying on a yacht right next to Rihanna‘s, according to The Sun. “I always wondered what it’d be like to drown her,” he probably said. “Maybe stab her with a swordfish.”
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the dark hair suits her
Rihanna looks like living proof of de-evolution.
You’re saying that you wouldn’t like those lips wrapped around your cock?
Everybody is in fucking St. Tropez on a yacht. What, do famous people subscribe to the Lavish Vacation Weekly Bulletin?
lose the red lip stick and the top and we’re ready for nat geo.
some racist shit, bro. I upvoted.
it’s only racist if you want it to be. and who am I to limit your dreams?
“Do what Chris ? Swordfish ? Ok, be right there.”
Mercy, that Hollywood Life page is… garish.
There must be some rats living in there.
That weave looks amazing on her. Her nose is showing the work she’s has done. She has gotten better looking though.
Why Does She always cover her navel?
You’re unfamiliar with the use of capitalization, aren’t you?
Fuck U Bitch
…because if you are wearing a bra for a shirt the least you can do is cover up your fkng belly button.
You’ve never heard of Top Secret Navel Information?
Damn she looks like a seahorse.
Don’t care what anyone says about forehead or skankiness, that’s a beautiful girl right there …
THANK YA’, JEEZUSS…Finally someone agrees with me! See? I Knew Elvis wasn’t really dead!
she’s looking more and more like Samuel L. Jackson
It’s like he’s up in my head ! I also want to drown some of my exes!
The swordfish thing is interesting too , I hadn’t conceived of the stabbing , just the drowning or trolling her in the pacific ocean after I had thoroughly chummed the water
I have an ex I’d like you to drown and / or troll behind a boat in Monterey Bay. Contact me on Craiglist , keep this on the down- low!
I saw hotter girls at the mall last night .
and she claims to be a size 0! what a FRIGGIN joke