Here’s Rihanna Shopping In A Bikini Top, PROBABLY FOR CHRIS BROWN

Sorry, I just wanted to see what it’s like to write for Hollywood Life.

But on a serious note, Chris Brown actually is in St. Tropez this week and staying on a yacht right next to Rihanna’s, according to The Sun. “I always wondered what it’d be like to drown her,” he probably said. “Maybe stab her with a swordfish.”

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