Here’s Rihanna Shopping In A Bikini Top, PROBABLY FOR CHRIS BROWN

July 24th, 2012 // 24 Comments

Sorry, I just wanted to see what it’s like to write for Hollywood Life.

But on a serious note, Chris Brown actually is in St. Tropez this week and staying on a yacht right next to Rihanna‘s, according to The Sun. “I always wondered what it’d be like to drown her,” he probably said. “Maybe stab her with a swordfish.”

Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN


  1. what

    the dark hair suits her

  2. Schmidtler

    Rihanna looks like living proof of de-evolution.

  3. Everybody is in fucking St. Tropez on a yacht. What, do famous people subscribe to the Lavish Vacation Weekly Bulletin?

  4. USDA Prime McBeef

    lose the red lip stick and the top and we’re ready for nat geo.

  5. Rihanna Bikini Top Mesh Skirt Saint Tropez
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    “Do what Chris ? Swordfish ? Ok, be right there.”

  6. Mercy, that Hollywood Life page is… garish.

  7. Rihanna Bikini Top Mesh Skirt Saint Tropez
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    There must be some rats living in there.

  8. juss

    That weave looks amazing on her. Her nose is showing the work she’s has done. She has gotten better looking though.

  9. Rihanna Bikini Top Mesh Skirt Saint Tropez
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    Why Does She always cover her navel?

  10. jim

    Damn she looks like a seahorse.

  11. Rihanna Bikini Top Mesh Skirt Saint Tropez
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    Don’t care what anyone says about forehead or skankiness, that’s a beautiful girl right there …

  12. rich

    she’s looking more and more like Samuel L. Jackson

  13. Eustace Haney

    It’s like he’s up in my head ! I also want to drown some of my exes!
    The swordfish thing is interesting too , I hadn’t conceived of the stabbing , just the drowning or trolling her in the pacific ocean after I had thoroughly chummed the water

    • Tommy Cruise

      I have an ex I’d like you to drown and / or troll behind a boat in Monterey Bay. Contact me on Craiglist , keep this on the down- low!

  14. Doug Mackay

    I saw hotter girls at the mall last night .

  15. Rihanna Bikini Top Mesh Skirt Saint Tropez
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    and she claims to be a size 0! what a FRIGGIN joke

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