Here’s How Chris Brown’s Anger Towards Women Is Going
“You think it would look cooler if we kiss?”
The last Chris Brown violence story on the site involved him beating the shit out of a man, and while we didn’t bother to check if that man was born without limbs or similarly disabled, we assumed it probably wasn’t true. But that’s not to say we thought Breezy changed his ways, especially when it comes to aggressively freaking out on women. He’s definitely been doing that this whole time, like an up risen beta or a fuckboy popstar who’s never been told ‘No’ his entire life. Via TMZ:
Sources connected to Chris’ tour tell us the incident went down May 23 during Chris’ European tour. Nancy Ghosh — who’s worked with the likes of J Lo, Kanye West and Justin Bieber — claims Brown cursed her out in a dispute over her employment terms.
The day after the incident she fired off an email to Brown’s team … in which she explained she felt unsafe because Chris has been “irrational and high on drugs.” Ghosh also claimed Brown referenced “what he did to Mike G” … and threatened to do the same to her.
I’m honestly shocked women take jobs even remotely related to this dick slime. “Oh, you sell Chris Brown CDs here? No thanks, I’ll go back to sucking dick for food,” is what should happen at every interview. And yet, here’s his former publicist, Nicole Perna, who left after Chris filled his Pampers over magazines not wanting his clothing line — which looks like FUBU ejaculated all over J.Crew — on their covers:
Chris had an angry exchange with PR guru Nicole Perna over magazine covers he wanted for his clothing line. The conversation started with Perna texting him, “Loooove all the black pyramid pieces … awesome collection!”
A frustrated Brown did not receive the compliment well, saying, “I don’t want you texting me compliments with no results.” He went on to accuse Perna of doing nothing to secure Vogue, GQ or any other publications, telling her, “Get in the game.”
Of course he made someone else fire her after calling her a bitch a bunch of times, because what’s that saying? It takes one to know one. Anyway, here’s the part where I get out of the way, and let the marketing of Piss Brown’s Black Pyramid line do itself in.
Racing Tech Pants – $98.00 When you want to say, “I clearly have enough money to eat here, but I want all the other rich people to wonder why Tron is happening on my balls.”
Hooded Denim Jacket – $228.00 When you want to say, “Sure, I could’ve paid rent with this money, but then how would everyone instantly know I have nothing of value to offer this world?”
Photo: Black Pyramid