Here’s Beyonce’s ‘Post-Baby’ Body If You Believe She Actually Had A Baby And Other News

March 20th, 2012 // 24 Comments

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- Amy Child‘s breasts are indeed big and beautiful. [Hollywood Tuna]

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  1. Beyonce Post Baby Body Tight Dress Jay-Z
    Flo Rida
    Commented on this photo:

    Yes that’s his hand completely on her ass, and yes that’s her enjoying it.

    • Cock Dr

      That must be the guy who “takes care” of Beyonce, especially when Jay-Z is out of town.
      I could comment that he’s better looking than Jay-Z, but almost all human males are more attractive than Jay-Z AKA “Camel-Face”.

      • Jack Ketch

        Totally Joe the Camel of cigarette fame :) Gah. Bey didn’t give birth any more than Betty White did. Total fraud.

  2. Herman Bumfudle

    hello beautiful mama. you are just glowing like the cat that ate the canary with that beautiful little grin.

  3. Beyonce Post Baby Body Tight Dress Jay-Z
    Commented on this photo:

    Nope, I don’t believe she gave birth… but whatever, maybe she couldn’t.

    • Jack Ketch

      Maybe, but I doubt it … she probably just didn’t want to ruin her figure before an upcoming tour. And how many new moms dive into a world tour just after “giving birth”? How maternal !

  4. Freebie48

    Can you say surrogate?

  5. El Jefe

    Everyone knows this bitch did not have a baby herself. Who is she trying to fool?

    • Jefe, she’s “fooling” all her fans and the sheep of the world. She’s not fooling any of us Superficial regulars.

    • Sliver

      I just think it’s wrong that she’s trying to convince people she did. Oh, look at all the hard work I did to lose the weight. Right….

  6. That Spring Breakers movie is gonna break all box office records. Additionally, every one of the stars will be nominated for an award. Such is the world today

  7. mememe

    Well, even if she did actually shoot the kid out of her, she’s obviously not breastfeeding…

  8. jesse

    oh come on, people! the woman never had a dang baby. a woman’s body changes after birth! these two are so full of crap, playing off the ignorance of their “fans”. they’re so full of crap. I guess the Beyonce nose job rumors are true too

  9. Beyonce Post Baby Body Tight Dress Jay-Z
    Commented on this photo:

    Kevlar Spanx, enough said.

  10. ri

    99 problems and a bitch ain’t one (because he likes dudes)

  11. Beyonce Post Baby Body Tight Dress Jay-Z
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks great! And yes, she had a baby. Haters need to take a seat.

  12. Beyonce Post Baby Body Tight Dress Jay-Z
    Commented on this photo:

    She barely gained weight when pregnant. I’ve seen girls walking out of the hospital right after delivery wearing skinny jeans while I looked like a whale. Good times.

  13. Christine

    you can see she uses hold-in stuff around her belly/thighs.
    believe it or not, it’s not that hard to cover up, peeps!

  14. Beyonce Post Baby Body Tight Dress Jay-Z
    Mrs. P
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  15. smarterthanU

    to the people who are saying she was never really prego – you are all idiots! all women’s bodies are all different. some overweight and some thin. check out these pics, and then tell me again she was never preg. do your research!

  16. Beyonce Post Baby Body Tight Dress Jay-Z
    Commented on this photo:

    you people are idiots she gained the normal 45lbs while pregnant and besides most of the weight a woman gains during pregnancy isn’t her baby is fat muscle tissue and water. baby Blue was 7lbs at birth a pefectly healthy weight unlike Bethenny Frankle’s daughter Bryn who was premature by 6 weeks only weighing 4lbs 12oz

    • CranAppleSnapple

      Uh-huh. Do most pregnant women have the ability to bend over and touch their toes when they are huge? Beyonce bent forward and sat down in a chair during a tv interview and her tummy folded and disappeared and then popped out again. It was like *snakes in a can* technology.

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