Zack Snyder Made Superman A Sith. Of Course.
For reasons known only to Zack Snyder, Henry Cavill, and Ben Affleck dressed like Princess Leia (not pictured), here’s Superman holding a lightsaber which Zack Snyder oddly tweeted last night along with the hashtag #SuperJedi because the man responsible for the DC Cinematic Universe doesn’t even know the difference between a Jedi and a Sith. Then again, he also made a movie where Pa Kent told a young Clark Kent to let a bus full of schoolkids die, and then got murdered by a tornado to prove his point about never saving anyone. Ever. I’d hyperventilate into an inhaler right now if my untouched penis didn’t just crumble into dust all over my office chair. This’ll never come out.