Hello, Salma Hayek, and Other News

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- Finally got my inbox cleared out, so if you were into asking me random shit, or for tips on love, ladies, I’m fielding your questions again. – SW [Formspring]

- Jesse Eisenberg is kind of creepy. [Huffington Post]

- Benicio Del Toro’s bastard had a photo shoot. [Dlisted]

- Chris Martin and Avril Lavigne act like bratty rich kids, is how I read this. [Lainey Gossip]

- Maryse Ouellet’s name is hard to pronounce, so let’s go with Fake Titty McShorty-Shorts. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Miss Tahiti is topless in slo-mo. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Sofia Vergara is on the Twitter bikini bandwagon. [Popoholic]

- So is Jessica Burciaga, whoever the hell she is. [theCHIVE]

- Maksim Chmerkovskiy is banging Hope Solo. [TooFab]

- Ben Affleck might direct a multiple feature-film adaptation of ‘The Stand.’ (Read: He won’t.) [FilmDrunk]

- LeAnn Rimes wore this on a plane. [Just Jared]

- The Top 31 Sluttiest Celebrity Halloween Costumes [Celebslam]

- Of which Miss USA wants no part of. [Heavy]

- The 25 Hottest Women in Sports Media, but its their opinions that matter, you guys. [Bleacher Report]

- Wait, did..did Herman Cain just get my vote? I feel nauseous. [BuzzFeed]

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