Hello, Salma Hayek, and Other News

October 25th, 2011 // 56 Comments

Posted by Photo Boy

- Finally got my inbox cleared out, so if you were into asking me random shit, or for tips on love, ladies, I’m fielding your questions again. – SW [Formspring]

- Jesse Eisenberg is kind of creepy. [Huffington Post]

- Benicio Del Toro‘s bastard had a photo shoot. [Dlisted]

- Chris Martin and Avril Lavigne act like bratty rich kids, is how I read this. [Lainey Gossip]

- Maryse Ouellet‘s name is hard to pronounce, so let’s go with Fake Titty McShorty-Shorts. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Miss Tahiti is topless in slo-mo. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Sofia Vergara is on the Twitter bikini bandwagon. [Popoholic]

- So is Jessica Burciaga, whoever the hell she is. [theCHIVE]

- Maksim Chmerkovskiy is banging Hope Solo. [TooFab]

- Ben Affleck might direct a multiple feature-film adaptation of ‘The Stand.’ (Read: He won’t.) [FilmDrunk]

- LeAnn Rimes wore this on a plane. [Just Jared]

- The Top 31 Sluttiest Celebrity Halloween Costumes [Celebslam]

- Of which Miss USA wants no part of. [Heavy]

- The 25 Hottest Women in Sports Media, but its their opinions that matter, you guys. [Bleacher Report]

- Wait, did..did Herman Cain just get my vote? I feel nauseous. [BuzzFeed]

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  1. That Bastard Tony

    Hello indeed. I forgot how bangable she was.. I mean is.

    Be back in 20 minutes.

  2. Ahh, the miracles of a padded push up bra on an already busty lady. Perhaps she is taking cues from Christina Hendricks.

  3. Maurice St Claire

    MILF , and probably in the super- milf category.

  4. Admiral Hackbar

    Damn you and your gold digging hotbox for making me want to get inside it!!!!

  5. TomFrank

    I think you’re reading wayyyy too much into that TooFab article to reach the conclusion that Maksim from DWTS is banging Hope Solo. At least, I don’t want to believe that’s true. I want to hold on to as many women’s-soccer crushes as I can.

  6. Pippy Longcockings

    Edward Norton motorboated those titties.

  7. would ass eat!

  8. Scuze me, missy, may I call you, “Alcatraz?” Cuz them titties look like they tryin’ to break outta prison.

  9. Disco Dave

    Female perfection.

  10. Cock Dr

    Darling, I would love to chat, but it now requires a log in.
    Ain’t gonna.

  11. RoboZombie

    I’d love a Selma/Sofia Vergara sandwich!

  12. Deryn

    Tch, I want a billion dollars if it makes me look like this at 45.

  13. little turtle head

    Fuck I just came all over my balls!

  14. Frank Burns


  15. Selma has huge boobs…but still wears a padded push-up bra to make them bigger? I guess being an aging sexpot with no other skills is a terrifying prospect.

    • Upon observing a perfect female specimen, the homosexual complains about a pushup bra, age, & skills. You ma’am, should never comment again.

      • You’ve mixed your insults badly, am I supposed to be gay or female? Tell you what, since you’re new here I’ll let you polish that one up and resubmit for partial credit.

        And while she is very attractive for her age, “the perfect female” is never, ever going to be 45+ years old.

    • Arzach

      Thanks to reply the comment and at last confirm that you are flamboyantly gay.

      • MJB

        Why can a man be “the perfect male” at 45 or older but a woman can’t be “the perfect female?”
        I know plenty of hot older women who look amazing. If I looked like Salma and those women at 45, I’d throw a party every night…preferably with a man 15 years younger.

    • Blech

      McFeely needs a smackup. I can help with that…

  16. there is a God and do not ever doubt it.

    The cost of one of these however is beyond the amount even my rich ass can afford.

    This is one of those occasions where I can say I am the 99%(who cant afford this smoking hot beauty).

  17. Coyote

    Selma, Sophia V, Lucy Liu and I would make the best Club Sandwich

    • Sassyfras

      @Coyote: one of those chicks is NOT like the others.

      • That Bastard Tony

        He’s in variety as we all should be.

        I can’t handle anything over a threesome and I have doubts over Lucy’s skills so she gets shown the door… and called back tomorrow.

  18. little turtle head

    I wonder does she eat anteater…

  19. Salma Hayek Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    Yes, HELLLLLOOOOOOOO indeed!!

  20. Salma Hayek Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    Look at David Schwimmr wearing the headband behind her.

  21. Duke

    I had an automatic erection. God, now if my penis would react so fast when I want to bang my GF.

  22. Salma Hayek Cleavage
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s quite a tight little package.
    She is WAAAAAY too expensive for this site’s demographics.

  23. Reminder to self: “Titular” does not mean what it should mean.

  24. dontkillthemessenger

    I’m just another 999,999,995 dollars away from possibly hitting that.

  25. freaky

    Two things: That >was< the best campaign spot EVER — especially the long, pointless drag on the cigarette — and you're a bigot for suggesting that an African-American man makes you nauseous. And I want to be breast-fed by Ms. Hayek — derp, that's 3 things…

  26. Great news! All my body parts are working right.

    I look at the pic of Selma and I get a woody.

    I look at the pic of LeAnn Grimes and I vomit.

  27. God I love latin women.

  28. General Disarray

    God I’d love to rest my face on those wonderful pillows.

  29. Salma Hayek Cleavage
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    Unbelievable Unbelievable Unbelievable Unbelievable Unbelievable Unbelievable Unbelievable Unbelievable Unbelievable Unbelievable

  30. No rules, for rough engagement

    “Miss Tahiti is topless in slo-mo.”

    That’s Miss Tahiti? I just saw this broad walking (plus implants) around Flushing, Queens. Looks like Tahiti is on a downhill spiral like the rest of us.

  31. Richard

    Sexiest woman on the planet and somehow salma keeps getting hotter. She’s 10 times hotter now than she was in desperado. Id choose a night with her over any other 5 women in the world without a second thought. Offer me any 10 women in the world and I’d think about it.

  32. Smokin

    She’s train smoke hot. At 45 she’s got it going on still, I’m quite sure there’s no 20 something’s I’d love to bang more than Salma.

    She reminds me of a Columbian women my wife and I went dancing with in Bogota….except I’m quite sure Salma is far more reserved.

  33. cc

    The mutual gravitational pull is overcoming their restraints. Take note astronomers.

  34. Arzach

    Hello Salma indeed!
    Hello!, Hola!, Ciao!, Bonjour!, Guten Tag!, Konnichi wa!, Marhabah, Namaste!, Priviet!, Hallo!, Shalom! ….

  35. terry

    I want to jizz all over those fucking tits!

  36. Elf

    Hello, Salma! How nice to see both of you!

  37. Salma Hayek Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    now, that’s a nice pair of jugs…

  38. gateau

    “Jes. I know.”

  39. Jock McCrock

    mexican dwarf repeatedly seeks attention with oversized implants. Ho hum…

  40. Salma Hayek Cleavage
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    I’d like to think she handled herself with “Grace and Manners”

  41. Salma Hayek Cleavage
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    Salma has the some of the sexiest breast in Hollywood. Oh ya!

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