- Paris Hilton and her boyfriend ran over a pap last night because, haven’t you heard? It’s “Celebrity Do Whatever The Fuck You Want Month.” [Lainey Gossip]
- Tony Curtis, RIP. [Esquire]
- Snooki is writing a book. Somewhere, even Satan is going, “You gotta be shitting me.” [Popeater]
- Mel Gibson dropped the baby, too. Of course. [Dlisted]
- Laura Vandervoort in full Supergirl outfit. [Hollywood Tuna]
- Miranda Kerr is definitely pregnant. [Popoholic]
- Michael Bolton wants an apology from Dancing With The Stars. [IDLYITW]
- Kevin Bacon made out of bacon. [BuzzFeed]
- Justin Bieber is a cuddly doll now. Merry Christmas, pedophiles! [Hollywood Life]
- Britney Spears on Glee: The Full Episode. [Amy Grindhouse]
- Nick Cannon still wants to fight Eminem. [The Blemish]
- Jenny McCarthy is hornier than ever. [Huffington Post]
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She’s super hot
And super fat!
Yeah, so fucking fat you idiot…
You’re fat too Sarah. You make Snookie look like Twiggy.
Haha do you hate your mom because she made you suck her fat mom tits as a baby?
I’d love to suck your fat mom tits!
And super stupid !
What a hottie.
Thankfully she left Anakin, damn she always looks great…
I second your opinion!
Wow.
I concur!
Is her right boob falling off? Whats going on this week with everyones tits..
Why does Tony Curtis not get his own post? Such a legendary actor, sandwiched between Paris Hilton and Snooki. Really?
Amen he was legend. Not many ppl under 45 would kno much about him tho.. Def sad.
Thats the trifekta (after bishop and giraldo). And no pool points for me.. Dammit!
its only a trifecta if you count people you never heard of before they died. So much for superstitions…
Also, as I said in another post, Tony Curtis was one of the most unpleasant people I ever had occasion to meet. He might have been a fine actor (don’t know) but he was a poor quality person.
I agree Anon, he was a legend. Meanwhile Fish pays homage to a guy who wrote 80′s crap TV shows.
I would be honored to root around in her brown starfish.
i want to see this dick cannon vs eminem fight. they both suck ass, but no matter who loses everyone wins. especially if somehow they simultaneously land fatal blows.
Miranda Kerr looks good pregnant. Very cute. I made her pregnant, with Orlando Bloom’s penis.
I ate a Bison Burger once. I’d eat a Bilson Burger.
Snooki… That we even know of her existence is evidence that this world is totally FUBAR. If she came near me I’d bite down on the cyanide capsule that I keep in my mouth.
that thing in your mouth is a dick. Your dad just tells you it’s a cyanide capsule.
Very funny, McBeef. I’ve made plenty of jokes about gayness myself, so I’m in no position to point the finger. But after the suicide of Tyler Clementi I’m going to try to catch myself before making such jokes.
Bite it anyway for the lulz
i don’t see it as a gay joke as much as an incest joke. it’s not fair to lump gay folks into the same category as dad’s that stick dicks in their kids.
This tyler clementi fuck was bound to kill himself sooner or later if being outed on twitter and 5 people seeing him suck a cock on the internet was enough for him to jump off the bridge. it wasn’t cool and was def an invasion of privacy, but nothing to jump off a bridge about.
I see you’re a very sensitive dude, McBeef, “This tyler clementi fuck…”
Jesus she is fucking absolutely ridiculously GORGEOUS:) OMG!!!
My dream girl lives…
Way HOT!
I don’t know who this is. Is she somebody, or is she just hot?
Wow, what a beauty
I can’t stop looking at her ears! What is wrong with me?
Mistook aural sex for oral..?
Wow she is hot!
Where is PETA ?They should have ripped that dress off of her.. Representing fake animal furs is WRONG!! She sould be NAKED, naked I tell you. Nothing on, nothing covering her body… that sweet little naked body.
You know, you make a great point.
I’m calling PETA – right after I finish my free range chicken sandwich.
Stupid Fish, Rachel Bilson CAN’T be hot; she’s over 25!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*sarcasm
sarcasm is right!
Wow. Never heard of her. Sooo damn cute.
WOW she looks gorgeous! prettiest brown eyes!
we aren’t in the need for other news anymore, folks!!
is it just me or does she kind of look like Bambi…
the dress is fabulous though….
love her, hate her dress.
looks like she just has a sleeve that won’t stay on her shoulder.
This is one of the sexiest pics ive seen of her. Looks great.
I’m not a paris hilton fan but that fat bitch was begging to get hit. Fuck the paps, although I’m glad they took these shots, this chick’s pretty hot despite the clown mouth.
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nice pic…
ID like to give her a thick cock and leave her with a messy cream pie
Yes. More of this please. She is … delectibly real. No fake breasts, no fake tans, no nose jobs. Refreshing isn’t she?
the more I look at her the more I like … I must have one of her … **Get’s on my phone** Yes, Vladimir, Rachel Bilson, how much? Good, get me one … Ukraine, Russia wherever, it not matter to me … get me one like Bilson …
GORGEOUS, absolutely stunning!
Anyone notice her shadow? I’m following the curves of her amazing body and the way her bare skin falls from her shoulder to her strap when I notice the shadow. Its kinda distracting……..back to the bikini shots, I guess.