Hello, Rachel Bilson and Other News

- Paris Hilton and her boyfriend ran over a pap last night because, haven’t you heard? It’s “Celebrity Do Whatever The Fuck You Want Month.” [Lainey Gossip]

- Tony Curtis, RIP. [Esquire]

- Snooki is writing a book. Somewhere, even Satan is going, “You gotta be shitting me.” [Popeater]

- Mel Gibson dropped the baby, too. Of course. [Dlisted]

- Laura Vandervoort in full Supergirl outfit. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Miranda Kerr is definitely pregnant. [Popoholic]

- Michael Bolton wants an apology from Dancing With The Stars. [IDLYITW]

- Kevin Bacon made out of bacon. [BuzzFeed]

- Justin Bieber is a cuddly doll now. Merry Christmas, pedophiles! [Hollywood Life]

- Britney Spears on Glee: The Full Episode. [Amy Grindhouse]

- Nick Cannon still wants to fight Eminem. [The Blemish]

- Jenny McCarthy is hornier than ever. [Huffington Post]

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