Hello, Rachel Bilson and Other News

September 30th, 2010 // 49 Comments

- Paris Hilton and her boyfriend ran over a pap last night because, haven’t you heard? It’s “Celebrity Do Whatever The Fuck You Want Month.” [Lainey Gossip]

- Tony Curtis, RIP. [Esquire]

- Snooki is writing a book. Somewhere, even Satan is going, “You gotta be shitting me.” [Popeater]

- Mel Gibson dropped the baby, too. Of course. [Dlisted]

- Laura Vandervoort in full Supergirl outfit. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Miranda Kerr is definitely pregnant. [Popoholic]

- Michael Bolton wants an apology from Dancing With The Stars. [IDLYITW]

- Kevin Bacon made out of bacon. [BuzzFeed]

- Justin Bieber is a cuddly doll now. Merry Christmas, pedophiles! [Hollywood Life]

- Britney Spears on Glee: The Full Episode. [Amy Grindhouse]

- Nick Cannon still wants to fight Eminem. [The Blemish]

- Jenny McCarthy is hornier than ever. [Huffington Post]

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  1. Taz

    She’s super hot

  2. Turd Ferguson

    What a hottie.
    Thankfully she left Anakin, damn she always looks great…

  3. Rachel Bilson
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  4. Is her right boob falling off? Whats going on this week with everyones tits..

  5. Anon

    Why does Tony Curtis not get his own post? Such a legendary actor, sandwiched between Paris Hilton and Snooki. Really?

    • Amen he was legend. Not many ppl under 45 would kno much about him tho.. Def sad.

      Thats the trifekta (after bishop and giraldo). And no pool points for me.. Dammit!

      • mcfeely smackup

        its only a trifecta if you count people you never heard of before they died. So much for superstitions…

        Also, as I said in another post, Tony Curtis was one of the most unpleasant people I ever had occasion to meet. He might have been a fine actor (don’t know) but he was a poor quality person.

    • I agree Anon, he was a legend. Meanwhile Fish pays homage to a guy who wrote 80′s crap TV shows.

  6. Rocky's Bullwinkle

    I would be honored to root around in her brown starfish.

  7. Richard McBeef

    i want to see this dick cannon vs eminem fight. they both suck ass, but no matter who loses everyone wins. especially if somehow they simultaneously land fatal blows.

  8. Biff Dickslap

    Miranda Kerr looks good pregnant. Very cute. I made her pregnant, with Orlando Bloom’s penis.

    I ate a Bison Burger once. I’d eat a Bilson Burger.

    Snooki… That we even know of her existence is evidence that this world is totally FUBAR. If she came near me I’d bite down on the cyanide capsule that I keep in my mouth.

    • Richard McBeef

      that thing in your mouth is a dick. Your dad just tells you it’s a cyanide capsule.

      • Biff Dickslap

        Very funny, McBeef. I’ve made plenty of jokes about gayness myself, so I’m in no position to point the finger. But after the suicide of Tyler Clementi I’m going to try to catch myself before making such jokes.

    • Bite it anyway for the lulz

      • Richard McBeef

        i don’t see it as a gay joke as much as an incest joke. it’s not fair to lump gay folks into the same category as dad’s that stick dicks in their kids.

        This tyler clementi fuck was bound to kill himself sooner or later if being outed on twitter and 5 people seeing him suck a cock on the internet was enough for him to jump off the bridge. it wasn’t cool and was def an invasion of privacy, but nothing to jump off a bridge about.

    • Biff Dickslap

      I see you’re a very sensitive dude, McBeef, “This tyler clementi fuck…”

  9. Rachel Bilson
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    Jesus she is fucking absolutely ridiculously GORGEOUS:) OMG!!!

  10. GravyLeg

    My dream girl lives…

  11. scum

    Way HOT!

  12. I don’t know who this is. Is she somebody, or is she just hot?

  13. Rachel Bilson
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    Wow, what a beauty

  14. ntlj

    I can’t stop looking at her ears! What is wrong with me?

  15. Rachel Bilson
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    Wow she is hot!

  16. Ash Bones

    Where is PETA ?They should have ripped that dress off of her.. Representing fake animal furs is WRONG!! She sould be NAKED, naked I tell you. Nothing on, nothing covering her body… that sweet little naked body.

    • Turd Ferguson

      You know, you make a great point.
      I’m calling PETA – right after I finish my free range chicken sandwich.

  17. fucking asshole

    Stupid Fish, Rachel Bilson CAN’T be hot; she’s over 25!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


  18. Rachel Bilson
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    Wow. Never heard of her. Sooo damn cute.

  19. Rachel Bilson
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    WOW she looks gorgeous! prettiest brown eyes!

  20. captain america

    we aren’t in the need for other news anymore, folks!!

  21. deadbarbie

    is it just me or does she kind of look like Bambi…

    the dress is fabulous though….

  22. Rachel Bilson
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    love her, hate her dress.
    looks like she just has a sleeve that won’t stay on her shoulder.

  23. Obvious

    This is one of the sexiest pics ive seen of her. Looks great.

  24. juaquin (incensed) ingles

    I’m not a paris hilton fan but that fat bitch was begging to get hit. Fuck the paps, although I’m glad they took these shots, this chick’s pretty hot despite the clown mouth.

  25. Rachel Bilson
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  26. The Man

    ID like to give her a thick cock and leave her with a messy cream pie

  27. Yes. More of this please. She is … delectibly real. No fake breasts, no fake tans, no nose jobs. Refreshing isn’t she?

    the more I look at her the more I like … I must have one of her … **Get’s on my phone** Yes, Vladimir, Rachel Bilson, how much? Good, get me one … Ukraine, Russia wherever, it not matter to me … get me one like Bilson …

  28. Rachel Bilson
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    GORGEOUS, absolutely stunning!

  29. Rachel Bilson
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    Anyone notice her shadow? I’m following the curves of her amazing body and the way her bare skin falls from her shoulder to her strap when I notice the shadow. Its kinda distracting……..back to the bikini shots, I guess.

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