Hello, Hilary Duff and Other News

August 27th, 2010 // 46 Comments

- Chris Brown obviously moonwalked for the judge. [Popeater]

- Mary Louise-Parker has never smoked weed. [Dlisted]

- Rachel Bilson somehow has breasts. [Hollywood Tuna]

- How the hell does Lady GaGa get past airport security? Seriously. [Lainey Gossip]

- Sophie Turner is hot and funny. [IDLYITW]

- Jennifer Love Hewitt is a thing of beauty. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Charlize Theron makes pumping gas look hot. [Popoholic]

- Vincent Gallo’s Personal Services [BuzzFeed]

- The Situation did something to his hair that probably netted him another million dollars. *puts gun in mouth* [The Fab Life]

- Kelly Osbourne wants you to see her new skinny body. Naked. [StarPulse]

- Christina Hendricks is on every magazine everywhere. [Just Jared]

- Miley Cyrus and Liam would’ve never worked out. [Hollywood Life]

- JWoww’s classiness knows no bounds. [Celebslam]

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  1. Smaug

    Phist!

  2. I'm a filthy fuck

    Nice tits

    • jebby

      YEAH she looks SO freaking HOT
      and amazing, Wow, better than Britney or hannah montana or any other girl I have seen around
      wow I would really love to be her Bf

  3. dont think i’ll ever get tired of this girls rack or ass. just those huge choppers looked ridic but it looks like they were corrected. wish her a wonderful marriage if it’ll get me a BJ too

  4. what

    nice push up/padded bra there

  5. Hilary Duff
    Ned
    Commented on this photo:

    Man, she really looks worn out. She was cute when she was younger.

  6. Drundel

    You still have to have firm tits to look that good in a bra. Soft fat tits spill over or smush down.

  7. Hilary Duff
    Id do it
    Commented on this photo:

    Its because ever since comrie got her those, hes been sticking it to her.

  8. Rough: no gray areas, please

    No wonder she made my fuckable fat list and not kelly osbourne…

  9. Hilary Duff
    Commented on this photo:

    she’s such a sweetie…mmm MMM…

  10. Hair – Looks like the spaghetti I threw up this morning

    Face – Looks like a Punch and Judy doll

    Teats – Looks like she stuffed a 1 pound rock into my dad’s tube sock, whipped it around her head and stapled it to her sunken pigeon chest.

    Arms – Looks like my great grandmothers. Nice chicken neck flappy flap.

    Waist – I smell muffins

    Ass – Looks thick but jelly like at the same time. I bet she can shake it like Alexis Texas does.

    Legs – Cheesy and hairy. Very Romanian.

    OUT!!!

    • Nique

      Your childhood must have been very bad. So full o arrogance and hatred. I feel sorry for you.
      This girl is beautiful.

    • jeef

      anexio…show me your picture pleaqse i wanna who fucker is sayin this…???..i dont like hilary duff…but i will kick your ass with a lot of pleasure cause your an ass 4 sure buddy…or is it a girl who really jealous…or a guy who know he could never have a girl like that lol…..you like children dont you..im sure ….or you have a little dick dont you?????

  11. Hilary Duff
    Commented on this photo:

    Hmmmm…..
    Attractive.
    Healthy.
    Nice rack, unfortunately completely & thoroughly brasseired.
    Get her on a beach in a string bikini, let’s see what’s going on with that backside.

    It’s time for the summer vacation. Spouse & I will be off the grid for a while. Get that Mel Gibson thing resolved while I’m gone please.
    And don’t eat anymore eggs or asses.

  12. just sayn'

    She’s statring to get some guns on her. Maybe her next project is in the UFC.

  13. Marcus

    Disney did good with this one.

  14. Racer X

    I’d hit it so hard, that when I pulled out I’d be the King of England.

  15. Turd Ferguson

    Man – she always looks hot. I dont know what it is but she does it for me. Seems like a cool chick, too. I cant stop looking at that rack in these shots.

  16. insomniac

    Here’s the thing with her from my perspec.
    She was with Disney. She obviously wanted out, as she grew to be her own “woman”, y’know how it goes.
    I saw her at the Gramercy Hotel Rose Bar a while ago shmoozing with Kate Bosworth (who TRULY is a bobblehead and very much with her nose-in-air)
    It seems with the stark white veneers, the tummy tuck , seesawing weight, some sort of facial reconstructive plastic surg.- I didnt want to sit there with my jack n coke analyzing her face- I just hope she realizes that this is all a game, and that Hollywood tabloids LOVE negativity. It’s a game Hilary. Relax, maybe get off those benzos and just be yourself ah? Good girl, but troubled I see.
    By the way she was drinking a long island ice tea, and Her highness Bosworth was drinking Perrier apparently with a side of dope, as the dude she was with had a live skunk in his disgusting hair, and good ol’ skidmarks for the crowd to see.
    Shall I take photos next time I am there, report back and post them? haha

    • Richester

      I am a very important person because I stalked, I mean sat at a public bar one night and saw a person who was on kiddy TV once. Should I take a
      Picture?

      • Bongo

        I’d pay to see it…

        Ashlee Simpson was hammered to bits this past week end at Royal, she got dragged out with half her friends who were coked out beyondf their minds…

  17. Hilary Duff
    TheRoyalScrewgee
    Commented on this photo:

    Ugh… Side tit, it’s my favorite.

  18. Hilary Duff
    Commented on this photo:

    What the… where did THOSE come from???

  19. Surya

    I just wanted to point out that the Vincent Gallo “news” is extremely outdated. He posted all of that on his official site about five years ago and it was reported back then, I have no idea why that would be news now.

  20. Marcus

    I wish she had a sex video.

  21. Hilary Duff
    Angie3
    Commented on this photo:

    She´s pregnant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CONFIRMED!!!!

  22. Hilary Duff
    Fully_Chubbed
    Commented on this photo:

    I would drink the broth made from 20 of her used tampons just to smell her ass!

  23. captain america

    ……….KI-KA-BEWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!

  24. Hilary Duff
    Nique
    Commented on this photo:

    She is so cute, I would love to look like her.

  25. Rhialto

    That’s quite a massive chest.What distance is this girl able to run?!

  26. Yomamma

    Damn that’s a nice rack!

  27. Yomamma

    dont know about trashy, but a bombshell she is

  28. Hilary Duff
    devaltree
    Commented on this photo:

    I wonder sometimes if famous chicks get those veiny looking hands because they always have to hold their smartphone and something from a cafe in every picture taken of them.

  29. Hilary Duff
    Bender O'vaire
    Commented on this photo:

    why does every whore (montag) have to make a homevideo, but natural(?) beautys like Duff can’t take a few minutes to indulge us perverted fans?

  30. God

    Whoever she is, she is astoundingly breasty.

  31. juck

    Shes so fucking hot.

  32. Hilary Duff
    CARLO
    Commented on this photo:

    Yes. She has nice firm boobies.

  33. Hilary Duff
    jeef
    Commented on this photo:

    ..dit..and by the way…all of you who saying that a push bra..you must not see a lot of bra..in your real life i mean..not on the web..because i will say …eeeeeeee almost all the bra have pad and are push bra ass……people dont know what theyre talkin about hahahahaha…and by the way im a guy…lolll..have a nice day x

  34. Apostate

    Things are shaping up VERY nicely with Hilary….Mmm,mmm,mmm,mmmm.

  35. Hilary Duff
    yowillie
    Commented on this photo:

    Love to give her a pearl necklace.

  36. I did not want to be there in my coke jack n analyzing his face, I just hope he understands that this is all a game, and that the Hollywood tabloids LOVE negativity. That game Hilary.
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