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- Britney Spears might be in real trouble over her fake bank robbery. [Huffington Post]

- Kat Von D and Jesse James broke up again. Or never got back together in the first place. Or are being kept apart by the CDC to avoid a superstrain of Nazi AIDS pandemic. [Dlisted]

- The Oscars might just be full-on man candy this year. *fingers and toesies crossed! [Lainey Gossip]

- Eva Amurri is the reason David Duchovny failed at sex rehab. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Adrianne Curry’s in a bikini. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Irina Shayk knows that the best way to market shoes is with almost fully exposed breasts. Suck it, Nike! [Popoholic]

- Lady Gaga’s poignant tribute to a suicidal 14 year old included a song about how important your hair is in high school. No, really. [TooFab]

- George Clooney’s penis is like King Midas. [IDLYITW]

- Alec Baldwin is a robot created in a GE lab, made from old discarded incandescent light bulbs and bits of handsome. [Videogum]

- Kelly Clarkson just can’t find the right guy. Probably because they don’t keep them behind the Ben &Jerry’s. (I’ve looked.) [Starpulse]

- Taylor Lautner beat Jason Statham in the box office this weekend. The dark hour is upon us. [FilmDrunk]

- President Obama is seriously underestimating the stupidity of the Republican base. [BuzzFeed]

- The 20 Hottest Photos of Rachel Bilson a.k.a The First Time Photoshop Has Ever Been Used To Airbrush Weight Onto A Woman. [Heavy]

- 40 Sexiest Sports Twitter Accounts Worth Following [Bleacher Report]

- 6 Arcade Games Too Awesome to Get Released in the West [Cracked]

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