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I’d like to poke her with my sparkle stick.
Hot.
is there really anything else to say?
i would love to eat her asshole?
i would eat the corn out of her shit and eat a little peice of her shit as a side dish MMMMMMM munchies!
I thought that was her wax statue!
In the famous words of philosopher Carl Jung,
“Oh my god, I would love to shoot my load all over that face.”
in the famous words of Nick Manning….”Dropping loads all over your pretty white face…fucking your face.”
In the famous words of theoretical physicist Stephen Hawking :
“My goal is simple. It is a complete understanding of the universe, why it is as it is and how I can I drop a load on her face.”
in the word’s of the great lindsay’s mom “i would eat a little piece of her shit MMMMMMM munchies!”
In the immortal words of Abraham Lincoln, “I would turn her cornhole into mush.”
what is with this chicks nose? its like someone slammed it between a book…where is her nose??? horrible nose job.
That’s the second thing I noticed.
It’s the third thing if the first thing you noticed were in two parts.
Does it really matter?
Funny, I didn’t notice her nose. Nor am I trying to look up her nostril.
SHE’S NEVER HAD A NOSE JOB! SHE JUST STUFFED HER RIGHT INDEX FINGER UP HER RIGHT NOSTRIL SO MANY TIMES WHILE REACHING FOR BOOGERS THAT HER NOSE LOOKS LOPSIDED! I WOULD EAT HER BOOGERS AND RUB THEM ALL OVER MY FACE!
she apparently has the same plastic surgeon as Michael Jackson…
greene w jet black hair = 10^6x > with lightened hair. too bad the clothes belong on a 50yo
Dude@dude! Math??? Really?? :o*
ur right i should have just held down the zero key.. sorry…
she is soooo boring.
And I hate her obvious nose job.
Oh, you know her personally?
are you fucking KIDDING me? LOOK at her nose. You are BLIND, it is the most obvious nose job ever.
I’ll bet you think Kim Kardashian, Tori Spelling and Ashlee Simpson all have their own noses too.
ya looks like one of MJ’s early nose jobs.
Nah, I was talking about you commenting on how she’s “boring.” Chill, Ms. Straight Jacket.
Don’t you mean Mr. Ashley Greene? She’s usually gorgeous, but looks like a dude here.
You wish she was a dude…
Too many clothes.
She is tiny and hot, but that dress sucks – can’t see a thing.
Glad to see they recycled Michael Jackson’s nose. It would have taken thousands of years to degrade in the landfill.
That’s a nice store bought nose & thank you for not cutting off the shoes…which are terribly boring BTW. The whole outfit is a snoozefest.
Very nice!
Damn. First picture has the fuck me eyes that make me go coo coo crazy
While looking at the above picture of Ashley Greene listen to this in the background. wait for it…
http://youtu.be/5tSTgUSU8hg
look at that dress
she still has a flat ass.
someone tell her to work out her ass at the gym.
Tom Cruise is wearing dresses now?
Exactly what I was thinking…
Michael Jackson’s ghost wants it’s nose back. Yikes.
psssst: is it a hook?
…..is it really her nose?
sorry, BOTH I GUESS?
sorry, the michael jackson nose just isn’t doin it for me
Exactly what I was thinkin…..she needs a nose job, other than that, she looks good
Yeah, the MJ nose is really distracting.
I don’t care what any of you losers say, that girl is dreamy.
Seriously, beautiful.