Hello, Ashley Greene and Other News

September 26th, 2011 // 44 Comments

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- Britney Spears might be in real trouble over her fake bank robbery. [Huffington Post]

- Kat Von D and Jesse James broke up again. Or never got back together in the first place. Or are being kept apart by the CDC to avoid a superstrain of Nazi AIDS pandemic. [Dlisted]

- The Oscars might just be full-on man candy this year. *fingers and toesies crossed! [Lainey Gossip]

- Eva Amurri is the reason David Duchovny failed at sex rehab. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Adrianne Curry‘s in a bikini. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Irina Shayk knows that the best way to market shoes is with almost fully exposed breasts. Suck it, Nike! [Popoholic]

- Lady Gaga‘s poignant tribute to a suicidal 14 year old included a song about how important your hair is in high school. No, really. [TooFab]

- George Clooney‘s penis is like King Midas. [IDLYITW]

- Alec Baldwin is a robot created in a GE lab, made from old discarded incandescent light bulbs and bits of handsome. [Videogum]

- Kelly Clarkson just can’t find the right guy. Probably because they don’t keep them behind the Ben &Jerry’s. (I’ve looked.) [Starpulse]

- Taylor Lautner beat Jason Statham in the box office this weekend. The dark hour is upon us. [FilmDrunk]

- President Obama is seriously underestimating the stupidity of the Republican base. [BuzzFeed]

- The 20 Hottest Photos of Rachel Bilson a.k.a The First Time Photoshop Has Ever Been Used To Airbrush Weight Onto A Woman. [Heavy]

- 40 Sexiest Sports Twitter Accounts Worth Following [Bleacher Report]

- 6 Arcade Games Too Awesome to Get Released in the West [Cracked]

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  1. Dan

    I’d like to poke her with my sparkle stick.

  2. Hot.

    is there really anything else to say?

  3. edamame

    I thought that was her wax statue!

  4. In the famous words of philosopher Carl Jung,

    “Oh my god, I would love to shoot my load all over that face.”

    • MLVC

      in the famous words of Nick Manning….”Dropping loads all over your pretty white face…fucking your face.”

    • In the famous words of theoretical physicist Stephen Hawking :

      “My goal is simple. It is a complete understanding of the universe, why it is as it is and how I can I drop a load on her face.”

    • lindsay's mom

      in the word’s of the great lindsay’s mom “i would eat a little piece of her shit MMMMMMM munchies!”

    • Hilarious

      In the immortal words of Abraham Lincoln, “I would turn her cornhole into mush.”

  5. MIKE

    what is with this chicks nose? its like someone slammed it between a book…where is her nose??? horrible nose job.

  6. greene w jet black hair = 10^6x > with lightened hair. too bad the clothes belong on a 50yo

  7. Clarence Beeks

    she is soooo boring.

    And I hate her obvious nose job.

  8. chainsawbuzzkill

    Don’t you mean Mr. Ashley Greene? She’s usually gorgeous, but looks like a dude here.

  9. OnTheRealThough

    Too many clothes.

  10. Richard McBeef

    Glad to see they recycled Michael Jackson’s nose. It would have taken thousands of years to degrade in the landfill.

  11. Ashley Greene Cleavage iHeartRadio Music Festival
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s a nice store bought nose & thank you for not cutting off the shoes…which are terribly boring BTW. The whole outfit is a snoozefest.

  12. Frank Burns

    Very nice!

  13. Ashley Greene Cleavage iHeartRadio Music Festival
    Commented on this photo:

    Damn. First picture has the fuck me eyes that make me go coo coo crazy

  14. Tom

    While looking at the above picture of Ashley Greene listen to this in the background. wait for it…


  15. anonym

    look at that dress

    she still has a flat ass.

    someone tell her to work out her ass at the gym.

  16. Flatulissimo

    Tom Cruise is wearing dresses now?

  17. Michael Jackson’s ghost wants it’s nose back. Yikes.

  18. forrest gump

    psssst: is it a hook?
    …..is it really her nose?

    sorry, BOTH I GUESS?

  19. Ashley Greene Cleavage iHeartRadio Music Festival
    Commented on this photo:

    sorry, the michael jackson nose just isn’t doin it for me

  20. I don’t care what any of you losers say, that girl is dreamy.

    Seriously, beautiful.

  21. Roua

    Good pic!! Where do you find these things?? Clever litlte missy. Weird that you you had bears on the mind. I was just thinking about that grizzly we ran into at Langdon that got me by the neck!! haa haa.. It was so good to see you and Lukers. I ‘m glad we got in some good girl talk. LOVE YOU!!

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